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Ganesh
12:07 / 24.09.03
Windowlicker.
 
 
suds
12:17 / 24.09.03
thats totally gross.
 
 
w1rebaby
12:28 / 24.09.03
 
 
Bear
12:28 / 24.09.03
Gross but true and his journal is actually made of sugar paper...

I'm going to get thrown out of the magic circle for telling you these secrets
 
 
suds
12:52 / 24.09.03
check it:
link

so, this whole david blaine thing has highlighted differences between the english & americans?
one girl said: "standing in a box or on a pillar, that's normal in new york. if you did it in oklahoma, you might get eggs thrown at you."
what does that mean? like, the uk is like oklahoma?
weird.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:07 / 24.09.03
Heheheh
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:10 / 24.09.03
And that was b4 i saw fridge's picture!

Excellent!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:16 / 24.09.03

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
F*** David Blaine,
O-o-oklahoma!
Oklahoma U.K.
 
 
adamswish
14:28 / 24.09.03
how this mentality differs in any way from heading off to a stoning with a bag of rocks

Monty Python image of women in fake breads, excuse me a moment.

Surely Ganesh put his finger on the activity of the egg-throws: The inclusion of the absurd. It's the little kid shouting that the emperor has no clothes surely.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
15:45 / 24.09.03
Fine. I'm being hysterical and I'm a shit. Fuck you both.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
15:59 / 24.09.03
Flyboy, you think maybe you're taking this whole thing just a tad too seriously??

The nazi rally *joke* (gasp! What a subject for humour) was posted the same day as all the rampant clique/nazi/handbag nonce sense was graffitti'd all over the board, and the actual post was "You know, sort of like : (picture)" - clearly flippant.

Perhaps I've misjudged my own posts, but I'd say it's patently obvious I couldn't give a fiddlers fart about David Blaine or what it 'means', or really how people choose to 'enjoy' the whole stunt.

It's just a Conversation, and as such welcoming and open to speciousness, speculation and idle, lazy posting. Cos it really doen't matter much. I really enjoyed Ganesh et al ripping the piss, and the whole oviprojection / ovicentric thing...That shit's funny! Reminds me of, you know, a couple of pints and a good laugh.

Calm yourself.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:26 / 24.09.03
Ah... okay, you beat me to it, then, Money $hot. In an ideal world, I would have seen yr piss-take for what it was, but I'm afraid there have been people seriously suggesting that throwing eggs at Blaine = a small step away from Nazism.

Jack, Jack... you know I love you, but your current Barbelith modus operandi is a little difficult to engage with. Yes, I *do* think that coming into this thread and saying "you're ALL supporting throwing eggs at Blaine = you all support racial abuse aimed at him = you probably think it's funny when people get Goth-bashed etc" is hysterical. It's "think of the children!" unreasonable. It starts from a basis of misrepresentation (the fact that anyone who posted previously in the thread may not support the Blaine-bashing 100% is overlooked in your effort to be the whistle-blower) and proceeds to make illogical leaps. Saying "x is like y", then saying "I don't care about those" when people point out differenes, and then accusing no-one of engaging with your argument, is also unreasonable.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:41 / 24.09.03
At least they haven't thrown liquid shit at him.
 
 
Ganesh
20:16 / 24.09.03
Fine. I'm being hysterical and I'm a shit. Fuck you both.

I think you're being more of an arse, really. But arses are good, in my book.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:33 / 24.09.03
Get down of your moral high ground, JtB. One of my best friends posted once on the Barbelith and never posted again after bursting into tears when the first response she got was from you, lambasting her because you, as usual, were being Mr Angry I Don't Give A Fuck and could give a shit that this was clearly a newbie who was still feeling her way. Emotional violence is every bit as cruel as having harmless fucking eggs thrown at you.

I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times in my life because my face or my clothes or my demeanour didn't fit. I have crowns to this day on my teeth because some fuckers remodeled me because they didn't like me after seeing me in a darkened Edinburegh street for thirty seconds. I wish to fuck they'd they'd stuck to throwing eggs.

This bears no relation to pissed Londoners throwing foodstuffs at safely perspexed and guarded David Blaine as he bids for glory and yet further self aggrandisement, dangling ridiculously above the Thames to no particular purpose. He'll be back in Manhattan in a month counting his shekels and planning his next way to fleece the gullible public. Art! Don't be daft.
 
 
Char Aina
21:49 / 24.09.03
Fine. I'm being hysterical and I'm a shit. Fuck you both.

i thought this thread had some humour, but that had me almost crying with laughter. just because you are being hysterical doensnt mnean you are a shit, wee sacks.

can you fuck me too?

(still giggling occasionally)
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
22:34 / 24.09.03
Hey Jack (tB), off to the Head Shop if you wanna, you know, discuss it proper and what not.

For a good flava of this thread, bear in mind that if you download fridges pic (hope you don't mind, dude, I have to mail that shit to people), then it is auto identified as "anti_nazi_egg"

Now that shit tickles me.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
22:37 / 24.09.03
Ganesh, you fucking crack me up.

And Flyboy, I'm glad we capeesh. I posted that at work earlier, and haven't had a chance to look back til now - I was half anticiapting a torrent of vitriol, but this has to be our first pleasant exchange.

Hello!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:52 / 25.09.03
He'll be back in Manhattan in a month counting his shekels...

Anti-semite.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
09:08 / 25.09.03
Jackiffer, Jackiffer, you are a wackiffer!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:41 / 25.09.03
My shekels are gone!
My spirit is free!
O praise the Lord!
He lifted me!
My sins are forgiven,
And now I am free! (Now I am free!)
O praise the Lord,
My shekels are gone,
And my spirit is free!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:37 / 26.09.03
I've started seeing this whole thing in a different perspective since reading in today's (Oh God, I forget) Independent Review or Guardian G2, one or t'other, that the whole thing is being officially filmed by DB's mate... Harmony Korine. For whom an entertainer/naive American being ritually humiliated by a bunch of cynical Brits/wankers is perfect camera fodder, I would have thought.

Interestingly, I never knew that Blaine was one of the cameramen on Korine's ill-fated "Fight" project (where he'd insult people in the street until they kicked the shit out of him).

Either way, Paul McCartney's a cunt (apologies for use of the C word, but Sir Paul used it himself, in reference to Mr Blaine, at a cameraman who he told to "fuck off", and therefore must take responsibility for it hitting him back. In the bollocks).
 
 
_Boboss
09:47 / 26.09.03
the big bag of bastards keeps getting bigger then
 
 
Bear
12:13 / 26.09.03
From This is London - Blaine in Sniper Paint Balloon Horror!!!


Illusionist David Blaine came under attack today from a man using a catapult to splatter paint on his Perspex box.
In the most extraordinary incident in the Blaine saga yet, a smartly dressed man fired a number of balloons filled with pink paint at Blaine's cage at 3am.
One of them hit the target, waking the American and causing him to stare around in panic as he tried to work out what was happening.
The attacker had broken into a nearby derelict building and was using the upper floors to launch his fusillade.
The incident marked the culmination of what had already been a night of problems. First, youths had ignited a box of fireworks nearby and then two men came to blows in a row over a guitar one of them was using to serenade Blaine.
After the paint attack, a clearly irritated Blaine rose to his feet and covered that particular side of his box with a blanket.
The head of security at the site said defences had been tightened in recent days but he was still not hopeful that all potential troublemakers would be kept at bay.
Pat Prince, the director of Network Security, said: "We've had the full array now - egg throwing, golf balls, laser pens and now paint. But I don't think they'll ever run out of options. There's always something new these people can try."
He said that this morning's attacker broke into a derelict building at the rear of the car park behind the Blaine site. Leaning out of a window, he fired seven or eight shots at the illusionist before hitting the box.
Mr Prince added: "One of our officers who was patrolling in the area heard the twang of a catapult being fired and went to investigate. We detained the man and the police then arrested him.
"The frustrating thing is that once again this man was smartly dressed and well-spoken. You would think that middle-class, middle-aged people would know better.
"We've increased security. We have extra patrols around the perimeter and other things that I can't go into. This was obviously the newest stunt to affect us and you simply can't guess what they'll try next."
A Met Police spokeswoman said: "A 28-year-old man was arrested for being in possession of a catapult, going equipped to cause criminal damage. He is in custody at Walworth police station."
Since Blaine began his stunt 20 days ago, his security staff have fought a constant battle to maintain order against rowdy crowds.
As well as verbal abuse and daily threats, some members of security team have also been spat at.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:28 / 26.09.03
"The frustrating thing is that once again this man was smartly dressed and well-spoken. You would think that middle-class, middle-aged people would know better."

I think we can stop discussing who is the biggest shit, arse, prick or cunt in this thread. It's Mr Pat Prince.
 
 
The Puck
10:48 / 27.09.03
I thinks its just the English way of showing how were not going to be out weirded by some american, shiva knows we get beaten at everything else, were just saying being really fucking odd is not going to be one of them.
 
 
Hieronymus
16:14 / 06.11.03
Splat!
 
  

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