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w1rebaby
18:04 / 23.09.03
Actually, no. I don't think abuse and eggs are always unjustified. And frankly, you're not making an argument, or at least not a very good one. You've not even tried to prove "this abuse is bad therefore all abuse is bad". You are also claiming that people are saying throwing eggs at Blaine is justified because lots of people are doing it, which is nonsense, and that the people advocating and actually throwing eggs at Blaine are doing it because he's different, which may be true in some cases but is false in others.

So don't be surprised if what you get is sarcasm when you claim Blaine food assault is basically HATE AND XENOPHOBIA and the Nazis would have done it, in a such a po-faced, patronising manner.
 
 
Ganesh
18:18 / 23.09.03
Apologies, Jack. I didn't realise you were a survivor of oviprojectile abuse.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:19 / 23.09.03
You were walking through town and got abused by some people in the street and I would condemn that but believe you are being far too subjective about this. You did not pull a stunt that appears to be about publicity and only publicity. Nor were you getting paid an extortionate amount of money for sitting in a perspex box for days. I am not scared to admit that were I to throw things at that box it would be because I am jealous. His 'trick' does not deserve that money and the general British public are entirely within their rights to express a little, harmless resentment because throwing food at his makeshift cage from which he may escape at any time is not on the same scale of abuse as subjecting someone to physical abuse based on the way they look. You were not putting yourself up for judgement but Blaine is- you could not avoid that food but I doubt that Blaine will get any real abuse in the streets afterwards.

And I'd think he was a twat and it was acceptable to throw things at his box if he was Derren Brown and quite frankly I'd throw food at any of you if you did something so apathetic and unoriginal.
 
 
Tom Coates
20:39 / 23.09.03
If I ever so completely lost perspective on my own life that I decided I was interesting enough to make everyone watch me eat chocolate cake until my bowels gave out, I would want someone to come up to me, throw things at my box and tell me to wise up, that it's not clever and that I might just hurt myself. Should that happen, I want people like Anna to take that role.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:54 / 23.09.03
I'd actually pay good money to watch someone eat cake until they shat. Now that's entertainment.
 
 
Ganesh
20:59 / 23.09.03
Only if they did it in a box. A really small box...
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:03 / 23.09.03
If only the box shrunk just a litle bit each time D.B slept....
 
 
The Puck
23:57 / 23.09.03
We could pay a really fat guy to get off with a lookelikee of his girlfriend, with a big plate of sausage sandwichs in one hand and a laser pointer in the other, or using placards tell him that Paul Daniels is doing the same trick only underwater with sharks for 60 days and everyone thinks thats far cooler.

Or someone could just erect a small notice next to the box saying "please do not stare at the thin guy, it only encourages him"
 
 
Lurid Archive
01:44 / 24.09.03
At the risk of being pelted with virtual eggs, I kinda agree with JtB. Unlike fridge, I don't think that abuse and egg throwing are ever justified and frankly, I don't get it. I don't think it is a very big deal here - I'm not nearly as irritated by it as JtB - but I think the core of what he says is more or less right.

Blaine deserves it because he is (I can't quite work this out, actually) vain, boring, rich, famous, bonkers, attention seeking, just plain there? As reasons some of these are probably not that different from why JtB was pelted. Only we are the good guys. No sense of humour here of course - whats new? - but I'm ready for the yolks at my expense. (Terrible, I know, but I blame the sleep dep.)
 
 
Ganesh
06:36 / 24.09.03
Blaine deserves it because he's sitting in a perspex box.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
07:26 / 24.09.03
I am Jack's feeling of wasn't that what I said?

In summary : The topic abstract asks 'How could you annoy David Blaine'?

A : 1)Why would you want to?
2)Ignore him completely
 
 
Bear
07:32 / 24.09.03
Derren Brown is my Lord and Master...

Strange thing, when I went to see David Blaine I was kinda drunk and went behind some trees to, well you get the idea, lying behind a tree was the Jack of Hearts so I picked it up and put it in my porrey and took it home. So I was watching some of Blaines street magic last night and the card I picked up is exactly the same style he uses in his magic, weird huh? Well I thought so because the cards aren't that common (1/8th size)...maybe I get to win a day in the box when he gets out?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:44 / 24.09.03
Sorry, but just to recurse on some boring bits that we've already done :

David Blaine is sitting in a perspex box over a bridge in London, and, as a direct result, here we are debating whether or not abuse and assault is ever justified

Somehow, I think this is way beyond the original remit of the stunt, and would probably surprise him as much as it has me. Even without the 'this just in' conclusion that, if you are capable of critical deconstruction, and decide that the subject/object of critique is basically 'a cunt', then yes, abuse and assault is perfectly justified.

Off to ye Hedde Shoppe!
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
09:11 / 24.09.03
His 'trick' does not deserve that money

While David Beckham's ability on the football pitch does?

Arnold Schwarzenegger's, erm, talents?

Probably the flimsiest argument used to support the point so far. Student nurses get 8 grand a year, ambulance drivers about 14 grand a year, David Beckham earns 70 grand a week, Arnie about 20 million dollars per movie (say, 3 months work). Go figure.

And here we are hurling food at David Blaine, on the basis, appsarently, that he's earning more money than us for doing less, and because he's a cunt, and because he's an attention seeker, and because he asked for it, really.

Head Shop, anyone?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
09:39 / 24.09.03
Yeah but I can't kick a football like Beckham or be a big action movie star like Arnie (or have the discipline to build up my muscles to that level). See these people give me some enjoyment or at least inspire some grudging respect and yeah they're paid too much but they don't seem to seek such lame publicity.

They're not sitting in a box. He's sitting in a bloody box and that's all he's bloody doing. Hello? People come on! This is ludicrous- you can't give someone millions for sitting in a fucking box- he could at least run around in shorts in the rain??
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
09:59 / 24.09.03
It's got nowt to do with how much of a twat David Blaine may or not be, or how much money he's earning for his stunt, or any of the other flimsy justifications for egg throwing.

The simple fact is that a plastic box by the river + a media circus = 21st century version of the stocks. It might not be right or clever, but if you place yourself in that ridiculously public situation then some joker is obviously going to throw comedy things at you sooner or later. I don't get what's difficult to understand about this simple equation.

In some ways he's lucky he did pick London, and not somewhere like Newcastle - where he would almost certainly have been stolen by now and installed in somebody's garage forever more.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
10:31 / 24.09.03
David Beckham doesn't seek lame publicity??

I'm sorry, are we talking about the feminine footballer here? That David Beckham?

He's not sitting in a box. He's kicking an inflated pigs bladder around a field! An inflated pig's bladder! Around a field!

(Yes, yes, I know)

And no one's 'giving' him 'millions'. He is 'selling' a 'spectacle', the same way Arnie and Beckham sell a spectacle. The fact that you, or anyone else, doesn't find it as spectacular as spectacle x, y or z is hardly justification for all of the arguments being put forward as to why it's OK to abuse and insult him.

I don't get what's difficult to understand about this simple equation.

I don't get why anyone would even bother throwing shit at the guy in the stocks. It takes effort. A journey with that purpose in mind. "Hey, Great! Let's go to Tower Bridge and throw shit and shout shit at David Blaine. That'll be a blast!" Where's the eggs? Shit, never mind, we'll buy some. Let's go!"

I really don't see how this mentality differs in any way from heading off to a stoning with a bag of rocks. If it was culturally acceptable to do so within our legal system, to hurl rocks at, say, women accused of adultery, as it obviously is to chuck eggs at idiots with egos in boxes, then the pleasure circuits satisfied by taking part in the act would be identical.
 
 
Ganesh
10:33 / 24.09.03
It's the box. The box, the box, the box.

If the Taliban had sealed adulterous women comfortably inside see-through boxes and then hurled projectiles at them (before releasing them, paying them handsomely and praising their 'showmanship'), then I'd see the resemblance.
 
 
w1rebaby
10:36 / 24.09.03
I really don't see how this mentality differs in any way from heading off to a stoning with a bag of rocks.

Um. Apart from the fact that, you know, stoning people kills them. That's a slight difference. Or are you saying anyone throwing eggs is so utterly caught up in mob frenzy that hey, they just don't know what they're doing, they'd shoot him if everyone else was doing it? I believe that you are, actually.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:40 / 24.09.03
Yes. The BOX. The BOX. Hello, he's suspended in a perspex box? Arrggghhhh.
 
 
Ganesh
10:44 / 24.09.03
Yes, it's not love but it's the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box, the box that will bring us to egg him.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:53 / 24.09.03
Thanks, Lurid...

fridgemagnet said: And frankly, you're not making an argument, or at least not a very good one. You've not even tried to prove "this abuse is bad therefore all abuse is bad".

why would I want to prove that? That's not an argument at all! Are you sure you know what the word argument means?

You are also claiming that people are saying throwing eggs at Blaine is justified because lots of people are doing it, which is nonsense...

No, fridge. I said that people feel that this form of abuse is more acceptable because lots of people are doing it. Not justified. It's a recognised phenomenon - arguable, certainly, but not nonsense.

...and that the people advocating and actually throwing eggs at Blaine are doing it because he's different, which may be true in some cases but is false in others.

No again. One more time. I DO NOT CARE WHY THEY ARE DOING IT. I HAVE NEVER SPECULATED ON THEIR MOTIVATIONS, EXCEPT TO POINT OUT THAT SOME ARE DEFINITELY ABUSING HIM BECAUSE THEY DO NOT LIKE HIM.

I don't believe that abuse of any kind is ever justified. This includes egg-throwing (which I'm gratified to see you all find so amusing) and shouted insults and taunts of all descriptions from complete strangers. I've made this very clear. Perhaps you've not been paying complete attention?

I now understand that, on some occasions, you believe that abuse is justified. You're welcome to your point of view. Just don't be surprised if I don't particularly want to know you. As I said, having suffered this kind of abuse all my life, for reasons which my tormentors, one would assume, also felt were entirely justified (posh school, pretentious gothboy in black, silly hairstyle, obviously asking for it, etc), I don't think this kind of bullying rubbish is healthy or positive, and it makes me very angry. I've tried, and am still trying, to refrain from getting angry in these last two posts, because it's unhelpful and I'm trying to be good.

So don't be surprised if what you get is sarcasm when you claim Blaine food assault is basically HATE AND XENOPHOBIA and the Nazis would have done it, in a such a po-faced, patronising manner.

Actually, my last post deliberately avoided escalation or extrapolation into harder forms of abuse. I believe I said that "I'm stopping short of describing the other, harder abuse - the beatings, the stones thrown, the threats - because I understand that you'll just sneer and accuse me of escalating the definition of abuse for effect in my argument, rather like a Godwin-lite." It appears that, in accusing me of going Godwin - which I hadn't, you've actually become the first proponent of that law in this thread. That's an excellent working definition of irony.

Anna: You were walking through town and got abused by some people in the street and I would condemn that but believe you are being far too subjective about this. You did not pull a stunt that appears to be about publicity and only publicity. Nor were you getting paid an extortionate amount of money for sitting in a perspex box for days.

Still not arguing about your motivation or justification for all this. Still not caring. Your opinion of David Blaine and his antics is not of the slightest interest to me.

I am not scared to admit that were I to throw things at that box it would be because I am jealous. His 'trick' does not deserve that money...

Gotcha. Still don't care. Again, the reasons why you'd like to abuse David Blaine, or approve of others abusing David Blaine, is not the subject of my argument. However, I think I can see a subtext here, and what you're basically saying, like fridgemagnet, is that you believe that abuse of this sort - taunting, insults, the throwing of non-lethal items designed to humiliate rather than wound - is acceptable and even to be applauded, if for the right reasons or at the right person. Again, I disagree, and the idea makes me angry. I do not believe that personal abuse of this kind is ever acceptable. Not even against people I personally loathe, like Jon Bon Jovi or Tony Blair.

...and the general British public are entirely within their rights to express a little, harmless resentment...

There's so much wrong with this statement that I genuinely don't know where to begin. How about with defining who agrees what's justified? Because the lads who made my schooldays hell were all in perfect agreement. Who decides what's harmless? Why is anyone "within their rights" to express resentment in such a manner?

because throwing food at his makeshift cage from which he may escape at any time is not on the same scale of abuse as subjecting someone to physical abuse based on the way they look. You were not putting yourself up for judgement but Blaine is- you could not avoid that food but I doubt that Blaine will get any real abuse in the streets afterwards.

You're assuming that Blaine is putting himself up for judgement, because it fits neatly with your desire to judge him. And, for the record (and I can't BELIEVE I'm having to point this out) - the fact that none of the eggs, for example, are actually physically hitting Blaine's increasingly slim body is not the issue. I've had eggs thrown at my windows, too. It's the act of throwing them that's the issue, not whether he gets yolk in his hair.

And I don't think you have any basis for that last assumption.

And I'd think he was a twat and it was acceptable to throw things at his box if he was Derren Brown and quite frankly I'd throw food at any of you if you did something so apathetic and unoriginal.

Nice. I think that might be lacking in diplomacy, however, but then these things are always easier in the hypothetical, aren't they?

Tell you what. Next time I decide to do something you consider to be overly 'apathetic' or 'unoriginal', and you decide to set yourself up as an independent arbiter of what is worthy of abuse, how about you mind your own business instead? Go throw food at Tom instead, he's up for it.
 
 
Ganesh
11:03 / 24.09.03
Perhaps I'm guilty of overly identifying with the aggressor here as a means of psychologically processing my own inner anguish. A little light hypnosis was sufficient to dislodge previously-suppressed memories of the ovicular torment I received when, aged six or seven, I dared to express my individuality through the simple act of sealing myself in Tupperware and dangling from a tree above the River Dee. The bluff cruelty of my food-hurling tormentors was such that I was forced to abandon my self-expression before my kidneys even started to fail...

According to my hypnotherapist, I've been keeping my anger inside a box. A mental one. Do you see?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:11 / 24.09.03
you believe that abuse of this sort - taunting, insults, the throwing of non-lethal items designed to humiliate rather than wound - is acceptable and even to be applauded

I don't think you quite understand me or rather I think you're wilfully misunderstanding me for your own ends and quite frankly I think you're a shit because of it. In fact JtB I would suggest that you are attempting to subtly throw some eggs at me?

You made this argument subjective by applying it to yourself. After all you had food thrown at you and yet my justification apparently does not compare to your experience. Fine.

My subtext is in fact this. I think that by placing yourself in a clear box you are inviting people to react. Regardless of motive, you are inviting people to come and look at you and that means that they will react to you. I don't have a problem with the egg throwing because I think it was inevitable and that people are simply responding to the invitation.

Ganesh mentioned the barrier in a Headshop thread and that is how the glass box acts. It is moral barrier, aggressive invitation.

This isn't about abuse, it's about those impulses that are either ingrained in to us by society or those that we are born with. The perspex separates us from the subject and we react to it and treat it accordingly. Blaine becomes someone a world away by sitting in the box, only those who are real to him will treat him as such.

I don't have a problem with the abuse because if he has properly researched this experiment/project/event- talked to any psychologist/therapist/psychiatrist who knows their stuff- than he should very well have been expecting this.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:21 / 24.09.03
Jack: do you think it would be acceptable to sit underneath the box with a large sign saying something like 'I believe your stunt to be completely worthless and designed to massage your ego and your bank account'?

I ask because, though throwing things at people is IMO beyond the pale and definitely constitutes abuse, I think there are blurred boundaries between abuse, ridicule, and criticism - especially in a situation where the object of abuse, ridicule and criticism has removed himself from his abusers and critics. He is above the situation and cannot respond or participate in any way, and what seems to me to be happening is that his inability to respond to critics makes it much easier for people to move from ridicule to abuse. However, the peculiar nature of his situation - removed but still highly visible, this being the point of the exercise - a spectacle - renders him a target for public interest and comment, and he did this entirely of his own volition... I'd say that criticism and ridicule would be acceptable, but that abuse is not. Drawing a line between the two may be hard, especially as the stunt wears on and he becomes increasingly emaciated.

(I am not sure of my exact position on this, but I don't think I think that ridicule is automatically abusive - unless one thinks that the ego is sacrosanct, I suppose. It can be, but perhaps it isn't always)
 
 
Bear
11:27 / 24.09.03
Throwing things at people isn't nice.

Doesn't anything think my card find was cool?

Where are people getting the idea that Blaine has a huge ego and a messiah complex?
 
 
Ganesh
11:29 / 24.09.03
Throwing flowers at people is nice. Or confetti. Or sweets.
 
 
Bear
11:41 / 24.09.03

Throwing flowers would suggest the plants have been uprooted and are now dying unless they're potted which is just plain dangerous, confetti kills pigeons or moles or something like that, and throwing sweets leads to heart disease ....throwing things is UNacceptable....

Seriously though there's no need for it all...

It seems the box is causing more problems, would people still be willing to through eggs at him if he was on the ground but behind a barrier.

How many people you thinks it's ok to chuck stuff at him would actually throw things at him... you can get quite close to him wouldn't you feel really guilty throwing things at the man as he looked down at you?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
11:44 / 24.09.03
You could take comeones eye out with a large sunflower stalk. Or a rhubarb and custard (indeed, any hard boiled confection).

Agreed on the confetti though.
 
 
Saveloy
11:46 / 24.09.03
Money Shot:

"I really don't see how this mentality differs in any way from heading off to a stoning with a bag of rocks."

Oh, I'm sure the mentality is pretty much the same, yes (although, as fridgemagnet points out, the outcomes are very different). I cannot speak for the other pro-eggs here, obviously, but I personally do not claim to be one of the 'good guys' that Lurid Archive referred to. My reasons for being happy to see Blaine suffer an indignity are totally ignoble and unpleasant, ie I find him incredibly annoying (and for entirely superficial reasons as explained earlier).

As for everything Jack has said, I am sure he is entirely right that abuse is never justifiable, but in Blaine's case I simply cannot bring myself to care about the wrongness of it. I cannot be arsed to be 100% not-wrong, 100% of the time.

To drag it out further - Jack, we agree that all abuse is wrong, but do you think that all forms of abuse are equally wrong? Is it totally out of the question, or silly, or wrong, to quantify the 'wrongness' of different forms of abuse?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
11:47 / 24.09.03
Too busy to make a good post, and this is thread du jour it seems, but quickly :

Yes, the box. I know, the box. I said the mentality is the same, not the act. The mentality. Chucking eggs at man in box, chucking stones at woman who transgressed the law, chucking glass bottles into crowds, same mentality. All different acts.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:48 / 24.09.03
Yeah, it's the box. If he could get rid of the box and levitate I might have more time for him. David Copperfield wouldn't need a poxy box. And he'd magic the eggs into doves.
 
 
Ganesh
11:58 / 24.09.03
Chucking eggs at man in box, chucking stones at woman who transgressed the law, chucking glass bottles into crowds, same mentality.

I don't agree; the motives are different. With Blaine, I think there's a sense of silliness, of the absurdity of the whole thing - hence chucking sausages rather than bottles. I also suspect individuals (and this is certainly true in my case) factor in some sort of 'likely harm' element: the fact that Blaine's likely to suffer little more than - at most - minimally slighted dignity as a result of egg-yolk on perspex does influence the moral equation. For me, anyway.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:58 / 24.09.03
I think you are all missing the most important issue here:



Many of the people who threw eggs and so on at Blaine did so using an over-arm technique such that immediately after the projectile had been released, their throwing arm was extended and raised at an angle slightly steeper than horizontal to the ground.

In essence, then, a Nazi salute.

I suppose you think that's okay then, eh? I suppose you want to throw those sic heil-ing bastards a party, a party to which you also invite the guy who used to kick me in the shins once a day at school just for being myself? Because it's all the same. It's all the same.

This confirms the opinions I have long held about what Barbelith has become.

Look Jack, honestly, I thought about trying to reply reasonably, but since any ambivalent position has already been swept aside by your "you ALL think this abuse is GREAT" hyperbole and hysteria - not to mention the fact that "if you think X is okay/funny then you must also think there is nothing wrong with Y - ps, any differences at all between X and Y are irrevelant things about which I DO NOT CARE" short-circuits pretty much any intelligent debate - there seems little point.

I will say, in response to Money $hot, that applying the term "mob mentality" to mean "any group of people doing more or less the same activity together = THE SAME as a different group of people doing a completely different activity together for completely different reasons" - well, it's one of the most specious if disturbingly common pieces of lazy argument I've encountered in my life. "Oh yes, see those anarchists smashing up Starbucks? They're THE SAME as football hooligans / the KKK lynching black people / [insert your own]!" But by making the courageous enormous conceptual leap straight to Nazi party rallies, you have achieved a whole new level of offensive spuriousness. Congratulations. Presumably you don't like rock concerts, anti-war marches, or comics conventions, either, eh? They're groups of people. Doing the same thing. More or less. Together. A bit like a Nazi party rally, eh? Jesus Chirst and Mary on a cunting BIKE, man.
 
 
Bear
12:06 / 24.09.03
Of course one of the main problems with the egg throwing is the effect it's having on his box, you see the inside of the box is covered in a thin glucose syrup which David licks when everyone's gone home - the eggs get heated up by the sun and ruin the solution that's why his girlfriend had to clean up all the egg mess quickly.
 
  

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