|  |  | | I was watching the peculiarly named America's Funniest Videos earlier tonight--yes, I watch crap like this all the time--and saw a giraffe run a car off a street.  The animal was so pretty that I cooed, "Oooh.  Zebra!" because, you know, all those wild animals from Africa are the same. 
 But I want a giraffe now, too.  Only without the armor.
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