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Dead Megatron
14:31 / 23.07.06
Bring it On is truly a classic of our generation.





"Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:35 / 23.07.06
"Cheerleaders are like dancers who have gone retarded."
 
 
Ticker
15:24 / 23.07.06
DM that cheerleader crap movie poster was akin to dumping ice water on me.

I can only hope the power of Asia can over come it...

 
 
Dead Megatron
15:34 / 23.07.06
Sorry for the cold bath, xk.

Actually, I've never seen the damn movie. But I keep hearing pop culture references to it all over the place for some reason.

And the cast is hot...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:00 / 23.07.06
Ah, yes, biz-ness as usual on 'Lith. Much like precious Haus tearing me a new one.

Tell you what, Kali. Why not go and ask somebody who actually knows what that "sleazy and abusive potshots" joke was actually about - perhaps Triplets? I was actually rather happy to see you back, but I don't have time to provide full-time mentoring at the moment.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:04 / 23.07.06
Asia Argento, Eliza Dushku and The Brucemeister make my list. Well, they pretty much comprise it, really, along with all of Atari Teenage Riot. Everyone else's list is so much longer than mine.

 
 
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19:55 / 23.07.06









It's the Goddess Adriana Lima, incase any of you disgusting filthy perverts were wondering.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:01 / 23.07.06
Did you ever wonder, Elemental, if there couldn't be so much... more?

New thread!
 
 
Ticker
20:27 / 23.07.06
..more than underware sales ads?

C'mon Haus, the world truly does revolve around underwire demi cup lace faux thongs and girl boy shorts.

Unless your Bruce, in which case it doesn't matter what you wear.

 
 
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20:33 / 23.07.06
Did you ever wonder, Elemental, if there couldn't be so much... more?

It's the Goddess and Supermodel Adriana Lima. I don't think there is much more to be honest... I just went and looked for a few pics that = lust, seeing as it's the lust list.

My fave thing about her is actually her eyes.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:41 / 23.07.06
Dude, those things under girls' bras aren't eyes.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:52 / 23.07.06
Haus, are you seriously telling me you haven't seen Gothic? That Ken Russell, dude, he could see through TEH C0N5P1R4Cy like noibody's business.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:55 / 23.07.06
Dude, those things under girl's bras aren't eyes.

Ooh, I just got a new, bizarre fantasy...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:02 / 23.07.06
Dead Megatron, are you seriously telling me you haven't seen...

oh sod it.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:06 / 23.07.06
I don´t see Lima´s attractiveness. Every photo screams for attention and for her sexyness to be recognized.

But she always looks so bored, arrogant and sleepy. She almost always has the same expression; like that internetphenomenon girl, that looks the same on every of the dozens of pictures where she grins next to another birthday guest.

And then there is the hypocrisy of telling interviewers she´s still a devout virgin and catholic. Somehow that doesn´t agree with her posing like that and knowing thousands of men wank to her lingerie ads. Doesn´t christianity say if you have done a deed in youir mind you have done it in reality as well?

So, I really don´t like her, and although she´s not ugly I cannot see real beauty in her airbrushed emptiness.
 
 
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21:33 / 23.07.06
I don´t see Lima´s attractiveness. Every photo screams for attention and for her sexyness to be recognized.

Wow. To be honest I think she has one of the most naturally beautiful faces I've ever seen. Each to their own though!

And while I'm here :

 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:43 / 23.07.06
But don't you find Adriana Lima a bit... bland.
 
 
Cat Chant
21:53 / 23.07.06
I'm very impressed to discover that there are people who can tell those women who look like that apart! (Not that I am mocking your lust list, Elemental. My lust would not be immune from mockery. Just that I think I'd file that lady under 'looks like that' in my mind, and not be able to tell her apart from the many other people I file under 'looks like that').

Doesn´t christianity say if you have done a deed in youir mind you have done it in reality as well?

Yes. It also says that women are not to be held responsible for the deeds that men do in their minds when they look at women. In fact, it says that if a man can't stop thinking sexythoughts when he looks at a woman, he should pluck out his eye (rather than blame the woman, tell her to cover up, etc). That's one of the things I like best about Jesus.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
22:03 / 23.07.06
Yeah, J-dawg don't get nearly enough props, y'feel me?
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:22 / 23.07.06
Dead Megatron, are you seriously telling me you haven't seen...

A girl with eye instead of nipples? Not yet. Have you? Can you introduce me to her? What color are they?

And, since we're in the subject of bizarre, cartoonish fantasies:



Ah, the possibilities...

In my fantasies with her, btw, I usually play the role of Mojo. Now, this is even sickier than the Croenenberg thing, ain't it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:25 / 23.07.06
A girl with eye instead of nipples? Not yet. Have you? Can you introduce me to her? What color are they?

Funily enough, it would appear you missed the joke. It was two posts above the one you quoted. Although it's no longer funny now I've explained it.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:38 / 23.07.06
Sorry...

Bad, bad Megatron
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
23:48 / 23.07.06
"Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"

What does this have to do with Bring It On? Which, incidentally, is a fantastic film: smart, witty, full of heart. It would be utterly wasted on... well, "some" people.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:50 / 23.07.06
There are spirit fingers in Bring it On... not spirit fingers from a telekinetic superdude which totally pull off Eliza Dushku's top, we may be disappointed to learn. Is the spirit stick what the head cheerleader passes to her successor?
 
 
Char Aina
00:02 / 24.07.06
like, uh, team spirit?
you know, the stuff cheerleaders are meant to build?
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:08 / 24.07.06
What does this have to do with Bring It On?

It's a quote from the film, I picked it up in imdb.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:15 / 24.07.06
Quite so, and indeed the spirit stick is the cheerleader sacred object:

Torrance Shipman (Dunst) inherits a Rancho Carne High Toro squad that has won five national cheerleading championships in a row, most recently under the guidance of über-cheerleader Big Red (Lindsay Sloane). Though she feels jinxed after a mishap with a fallen spirit stick at cheer camp ("You will go to Hades," a fellow camper hisses at her when she lets the stick touch the ground during a game of Truth-or-Dare), Torrance expects a smoother transition than what she gets. On the first day of practice, a member of the squad breaks her leg in a human pyramid collapse and the team resents Torrance's choice of a replacement, sneering gymnast Missy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Eliza Dushku), accusing Torrance of being a "cheertator." "This is not a democracy — it's a cheerocracy," she replies tartly, which doesn't stop squad bitches Courtney (Clare Kramer) and Whitney (Nicole Bilderback) from gunning for Torrance's job.

Great film, but not, of course, nearly enough nudity.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:22 / 24.07.06
I'm sorry to destroy the snark but honestly the film could clearly have been improved by Whitney and that other one getting off with the spirit fingers guy. What? Oh come on, you totally see what I mean.
 
 
iamus
00:31 / 24.07.06
Anyone who doesn't love Bring It On is dead.

Though I found the boyfirend to be rather irritating, and I remember being faintly embarrassed for Kirsten Dunst when she dances on the bed to his mix-tape.

I may just have been jealous.
 
 
Ticker
02:32 / 24.07.06
There are many fine films I haven't seen merely because I know they contain at least five minutes of sitcom tension hi-jinx that will cause me to tear out my own eyes and tongue. (or at the very least hide under the couch cushions)

Would I trade 'Bring it On' for the horrible soul searing horror of 'Requim for a Dream'? Oh yes but alas, it is too late.
 
 
stabbystabby
21:51 / 24.07.06
You want soul searing horror? Bring It On Again. The off-brand Bring It On!
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
17:54 / 25.07.06
Posted on behalf of my girlfriend:



The manly, yet polysexually appealing Tadanobu Asano.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:01 / 25.07.06
Another member of the RGLCAS (the Ridiculously Good-Looking Canadian Actors Society): Colin Ferguson, star of Sci Fi's extremely inventive, therefore doomed, show Eureka.

 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:18 / 25.07.06
The best thing about 'Bring it on Again' is the tagline: "May the best moves win again". Not only is it possibly the laziest piece of written expression in all of human history but it also gets more confusing the more you think about it. Minimal effort= Maximal reward.
 
 
Ticker
18:41 / 25.07.06
You are oppressing my people with this endless stream of 'Bring it on, Again" refs.

I VOW VENGENCE!!!!!!



There, that should set up a nice cognitive dissonance loop.
 
  

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