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that
17:08 / 26.06.03
We haven't had a thread like this for yonks, but the last one was a big success if I recall correctly, and I'm bored, so... who are you lusting after the moment? Celebrities or fictional characters, preferably, because another Barbe-specific Fuh-Q-Fest would just be sickening, and its not going to make this whole thing very accessible if you all just start sounding off about your next door neighbour's girlfriend's cousin, or something...

So?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:29 / 26.06.03
I believe it is customary for the thread's instigator to set the blue balls rolling by identifying hir own object of lust first, no?

There's not a lot of time to cast my lustful thoughts beyond a naked Hindu Lovegod, asleep in the South London sun these past few mornings, but when I have the time, I find I am in love with Ron Weasley, all over again, but strangely attracted too to gnarly testosterone-charged Harry, for the first time.

Adam Macey, serene and saintly globetrotting farmer and Nancy boy on The Archers. Mmmm, those warm, custardy, public school vowels...

Looking forward to that Colin Farrell in sandals and a breast plate. Not to mention Eric Bana in similar Greek attire, Incredibly Hulky too.
Only then will the potent, lingering afterglow of Wolverine finally fade until X3 spurts onto our screens.

And there's Mohammed the Moroccan domestic, who wore a tight t-shirt today that did wonders for his pumped pecs. But he's in the "next door neighbour's girlfriend's cousin" bracket, so I shall get my jizz-stained coat...
 
 
that
17:48 / 26.06.03
It is customary, but there are exceptions... I was just taking a moment to think about it before I posted, not trying to weasel out of anything. Honest, guv! (The other reason for the omission being that I realised my answer really isn't going to be terribly interesting...)

At the moment, Sean Bean. Snape always, thanks in part to Alan Rickman.

I've said this before, but I always feel obligated to explain the gender bias - I've never been very good at lusting after women that aren't right under my nose. Literally, in some cases. Go figure.
 
 
Shrug
17:49 / 26.06.03
Well the only recent celebrity crushes I've had are Zach Braff aka J.d from Scrubs and Chris Meloni aka Keller from Oz.


Mmmm Chris Meloni, J.D., not sure why maybe its a prominent noses thing.
 
 
gotham island fae
17:49 / 26.06.03
Having recently seen more of his face-splitting smile as opposed to the more-common-to-Giles stuffy pinched-lip smirk, I am very taken by Tony Head. I would love to be able to see this Manchild show I have heard of...

Pink. She's built solid. I like that. A lot.

Dick Grayson, Nightwing. But in the short pants.
 
 
Shrug
17:53 / 26.06.03


Maybe this'll work...
 
 
Baz Auckland
17:54 / 26.06.03
Warren Ellis. The violin one, not the comic one. Purely intellectual lust. Honest.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:13 / 26.06.03
Beats me what the fuss abour surly Snivellus Snape is. That greasy hair, all this adult darkness predicated upon some bad teenage experiences. Get over it, Snapple. For a shaggable servant of the Dark Lord, it would have to be Lucius Malfoy, particularly as Jason Isaacs portrays him.

And it would be most appropriate that the nurse's ceiling have George Clooney smiling down on patients in a concerned and caring, yet brutally sexy, way.
 
 
Gary Lactus
18:18 / 26.06.03
At the moment I find it most convenient and gratifying to lust after my own penis. We're the best of pals.
 
 
that
18:54 / 26.06.03
I wasn't going to mention this, Xoc, but then you had to go and diss Severus. Colin Farrell??? You can't deny any of us our Snapely goodness when you lust after that little wanker...
 
 
pomegranate
19:09 / 26.06.03
i love martin donovan for life. he is my husband. watch the movie trust.
i'm also 'bout ed norton, greg dulli, paul rudd, ewan mcgregor (just saw him in down with love, *squeal!*). oh, i'm sure they're more, i just can't think of 'em now.
oh man. that guy who plays clark kent on smallville. i don't even watch that show, cos i can't, cos i get too...upset that he'll never be mine. boy, is he pretty.
i've had it for alec empire since i saw atari teenage riot four years ago, or was it five? slurp.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:32 / 26.06.03
I actually know Marty Donovan, if he's the same Marty Donovan in all those Hal Hartley movies. Haven't seen him since I was a pimply teenager with hots for his wife--she was the first grown woman I knew personally whose breasts I'd seen (she bared them in, I believe, in the Reanimator).

My celebrity hotses don't make me feel very special or discerning: Lucy Liu, Shakira, etc, and I second Pink, as irritating as she is. That Matt Damon sure can wear a sweater.

Oh yeah! Jennifer Coolidge! Hot, hot, hot.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:51 / 26.06.03
mantis, can I have the denizens of your superlative lust list when you've finished with them? If you haven't entirely worn them out?

Cholister, I shall take the long view. Perhaps my feelings for Snapplepuss will change over the course of the next two books. I suspect he will be redeemed in Harry's eyes and, perhaps, in mine too. After all, I told Ganesh I wouldn't shag him because he had a whiny voice and his head was too small when first we met. I may yet evolve some Snapelust.

Your immunity to the charms of the spunky, spiky Cork boy with the raven-black hair and blacker eyes is curious but perfectly fine with me as I would need to have him all to myself for some considerable time and he would be a mere husk when I finished with him. I think he will be a killer in a sword and sandals epic, the Kirk Douglas de nos jours.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:52 / 26.06.03
For those not in the know on Ms. Coolidge.



Also known as Stifler's Mom, and Irenie in Pootie Tang. Was married to Chris Katan but divorced him because she was "tired of being his beard."
 
 
Ethan Hawke
20:02 / 26.06.03
She is fucking hilarious in "A Mighty Wind" and "Best in Show." Shit, I didn't know she was Stifler's mom. Everyone wants to do Stifler's mom.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:22 / 26.06.03
You should see Pootie Tang, which also features some yummy Wanda Sykes material: "What's the matter with you? Just because a woman likes to dress fancy and stand on a streetcorner dancing, next to some whores, you have to think she's hooking?"

Now that I mention it, I may have a thing for comediennes; Mses Coolidge and Sykes, as well as Sheri Oteri, Molly Shannon and Maya Rudolf have all floated my boat at one time or another.
 
 
that
20:31 / 26.06.03
I feel an odd kinship with Stifler's mom... not that that is relevant, but I do.

Xoc - you're more than welcome to Colin Farrell. His head seems distinctly overlarge (in a metaphorical sense). One wonders if some wandering mischievous Hogwarty charmed him or something.

Snape *is* Alan Rickman - I'm glad someone saw fit to take Snape out of JKR's unflattering hands and make him beautiful. How can anyone not think Alan Rickman is exceptionally lovely? I think the use of Rickman as avatar opened up the possibilities of Snape to a lot of people...but Rickman or no, Snape is appealing, in a miserable, uptight, sarcastic way.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:38 / 26.06.03
I feel an odd kinship with Stifler's mom...

Yeah? What're you doing next weekend, Chol?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:45 / 26.06.03
Jennifer Coolidge is Pam Ann, no? Savage air hostess comedienne /drag artiste and regular at The Two Brewers in Clapham? She doth seem a scary woman, by Jove.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:49 / 26.06.03
Yeah... scary's the new slutty.

Drag? Surely not! Do I have some sexuality questioning to do?
 
 
pomegranate
20:55 / 26.06.03
qalyn. no. no. no. no. you don't. know martin. DO you? (faints onto keyboard) 65tyg ikjuikmjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
 
 
pomegranate
20:58 / 26.06.03
(gets up from keyboard)
oh, and xoc- you don't necc. have to wait till i'm thru w/em; i'd gladly share any of those guys if it meant they'd bring it home to me once in a while. w00t! (fans self)
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
21:03 / 26.06.03
Well, I knew him. I haven't seen him in about 15 years. He was a friend of my mother, who was some sort of office manager or something at the La Cucaracha theater company in New York, which Marty belonged to.
 
 
that
21:09 / 26.06.03
Qalyn: Heh.
 
 
gingerbop
22:10 / 26.06.03
Third for Pink- about being well build; hell yeah: its the bits that *just* hang over the trousers, without being rolls and rolls of blubber.

Milla Jovovich is forever mine- on the ledge, wearing only what is probably duct tape (hello elijah) and looking mighty fine. mmMMmm.

And obviously Shakira: The hair, the small and humble breasts which I'd never confuse with mountains, the yodelling... *sigh*

Barbecrush on Jade as well. He can post his picture as many times as he likes... i dont mind
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:49 / 26.06.03
I'm pretty het, but:



Damn.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:38 / 26.06.03


*wistful sigh*
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:34 / 27.06.03
Hm....I still have the world's most deep, abiding love for Parker Posey. I've loved her since "Party Girl" and always will, even though she borders on mainstream now.

But Rachel Leigh Cook is dangerously cute.
 
 
Shrug
04:24 / 27.06.03


Yay finally posted a pic successfully (or not)(remains to be seen)

Have to agree on Mila Jovovich and Principal Wood.
I also lust after Rupert Everett since I saw Cemetery Man.
 
 
Shrug
04:26 / 27.06.03
Sorry, that's just annoying.
 
 
Sax
06:03 / 27.06.03
Christ, I've been thinking for ages and can't come up with anyone except Thierry Henry in the Peugeot ads. I'm scrambled.
 
 
Bear
06:45 / 27.06.03
And you had such good taste last time Sax (lady from the Boots ad)

I think at the moment mine would be the whole cast of Smallville..



There must be more, hooray something to think about this morning!
 
 
The Strobe
07:09 / 27.06.03
Following Identity and Igby Goes Down, I can only really profer two words:

Amanda Peet.

 
 
Whisky Priestess
09:13 / 27.06.03
I confess, I confess, to a hankering after beautiful blondes and redheads. Especially if they wear specs occasionally, or I half-fancied their dad. Stand up Toby Stephens, James Spader, Robert Redford (when young) and many more. I think it really must be the colouring more than anything, as I know nothing about them (although they can all halfway act). I'm so shallow.

Frater - Manchild is, surprisingly, really funny. Middle-aged writers writing about middle-aged men making arses of themselves, and it's spot on. Anthony Stewart Head makes a fine fist of being a middle-aged Peter Pan and here is a pic of the cast for your delectation:



link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/2779605.stm

Q - Jennifer whatserface has the scariest lips I've ever seen. Are you sure you fancy her?
 
 
Saveloy
10:03 / 27.06.03
We don't know why it works, but it does.
 
  

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