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21:39 / 07.05.04

Cor.

XXII:X:II = XXX

22:36 / 07.05.04

April showered: I have always loved Legolas from lord of the rings. I'd like to get him to bed and have hot steamy sex with him.

Hands off, woman, he's MINE!

After the ten million other sexual beings on the planet who wish to give him an orgasm.

VJB2

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

11:30 / 08.05.04

Joanne Whalley...

Shit thats a big picture. Oh well.

And lest I forget...Barbara Steele.

And Ingrid Pitt.

18:19 / 08.05.04

Bob. Hoskins.

Hell yeah.

18:24 / 08.05.04

Tenacious D.

Both. At once. That's a threesome, baby!

(Well, Kyle's gotta have the goatee and Jack has to be clean-shaven. It's just better that way.)

19:31 / 08.05.04

I didn't realise Moe and Curly were still alive. Shame about Larry.

16:30 / 11.05.04

April: I have always loved Legolas from lord of the rings. I'd like to get him to bed and have hot steamy sex with him.

Just for you:

Of course you'd have to get past Gimli first...

The Apple-Picker

16:31 / 11.05.04

BD Wong.

02:50 / 12.05.04

....can't help it really...

Our Lady Has Left the Building

07:36 / 18.06.04

Someone's had far too much to drink...

08:15 / 18.06.04

Hey Bedhead, Lalla Ward (Romana) sometimes shops at my store. I haven't spotted her yet myself, but apparently she's presenting some cable programming or some such.

Personally, I have lusties for Christina Ricci...

Matthew Fluxington

17:04 / 19.06.04

13:56 / 20.08.04

It's been coming on for a while, and given my thing for white boys who dance in a particular awkward-yet-fluid, looking-like-nothing-on-God's-earth way (yes, Moz and David Byrne, I'm looking at you), maybe it was inevitable even before I got the collected 'best of' REM videos on DVD for my birthday, but suddenly my heart has burst into painful, swollen, breathless love for Michael Stipe, who while I wasn't looking transformed from fairly ordinary specimen of a type to battered, seamy, archetype of a type. Mostly I only like boys to look at, but I am pondering (at somewhat inappropriate length, sometimes) whether I would make an exception for Michael Stipe's exceptional loveliness and maybe cuddle him or kiss him or something.

Behold him! Behold his baldness, his wrinkles, his somehow sad and wise expression, the preposterous length of the eyelashes and the preposterous blueness of his eyes!

Oh, Michael, how I love you, and how glad I am that I am not even slightly more of a scary fan, or you would be hearing from me (and I would be hearing from your lawyer).

14:12 / 20.08.04

Christ almighty, I never noticed how FREAKISHLY HUGE Stipe's chin was. I mean, LOOK AT IT! It's MASSIVE!

I mean, it looks good, given the overall context of his face, but... WOW! Prognathous, pugnacious, and all-out CHIN-TACULAR!

14:52 / 20.08.04

Hmm. I have the feeling the shape of his face has changed as he's aged, and the increasing size of his chin (which is, as you say, huge) might be part of that (possibly, for example, it is an illusion which can be accounted for by the development of lovely jowly folds* hanging from beautiful cheekbone to beautiful jaw). Perhaps I should spend some time googling for pictures of Michael Stipe in order to test this theory.

*It is a shame that there isn't a flattering way to say "jowly folds", for they are very pretty and sort of chiselled, not like the jowly folds on a bulldog or a comedy fat businessman.

XXII:X:II = XXX

06:12 / 25.08.04

I feel I must've mentioned her before, but if not,

Angelfire Link#1

Julianne Nicholson makes my heart go pitterpat. Le sigh. She was in a shortlived series called "The Others" (no relation to the Nic Kidman vehicle), which was sort of a plainclothes X-Men for TV. She also got to be in the final season of "Ally McBeal," but who the fuck cares. She's beeyoooteefullll. Here's one more pic:

Angelfire Link #2

heebeebeebeebee

/+,

XXII:X:II = XXX

06:16 / 25.08.04

Fucking Angelfire. You can't keep her from me!!!

XXII:X:II = XXX

03:51 / 29.08.04

Ah, thanks to whomever sorted that out for me.

/+,

08:20 / 29.08.04

Well, 'sorted out' in the sense that now you have to click on a link to see the little white "hosted by angelfire" box... do you have a link to the page the images are on, Vlad? I am intrigued, though likely to remain faithful to Michael Stipe (though TBH, because I am very fickle and fundamentally a slasher, he has been slightly displaced in my obsessions already, by thoughts of Agent Cooper & Sheriff Truman in Twin Peaks. If anyone knows of any good stories with this pairing, they could have an acknowledgement in my PhD...)

XXII:X:II = XXX

06:11 / 30.08.04

Yeah, so I noticed right after I posted that last one, but I thought I'd wait and see if it cleared up. The site it's off of is here. Tell me, is she not exquisite? In the words of Borat, she make me want the sexy-time in the vagin.

/+,

15:45 / 10.09.04

GoddessGoddessGoddessGoddess

15:50 / 10.09.04

Her name is Melissa Puente!

No one ever question my contributions to Barbelith ever again, i just posted HER!!!

15:51 / 10.09.04

Tell me, is she not exquisite?

Oh dear God yes.

15:58 / 10.09.04

Franka Potente can ride me like a mechanical bull any time she wants:

And Ellen Barkin. Look at those fucking legs:

16:04 / 10.09.04

Jesus

Whisky Priestess

20:25 / 10.09.04

ggghhhhhhhhhhh

smother me in your ginger beauty! even in black and white.

Thank God for Green Wing. What value or joy would my life have without dashing redheaded surgeons mooning on my TV screen?

21:57 / 10.09.04

Year of the Bear. Mmmmm...

23:12 / 10.09.04

Whoozat, 'nesh?

23:43 / 10.09.04

The looovely Babydaddy.

00:47 / 11.09.04

Hmmm. For some reason, I've never really 'done' this thread. Best fix that.

In no particular order, then...

Liked him as a young man in Good Fellas; loved his beary bulking-up for whatjamacallit (Narc?)

Beautiful Chopper - and y'just know he's going to age wonderfully...

Damien Dempsey. Championed by Morrissey, for some reason. Speaking of which:

No surprises there.

A looong-standing crush, and a difficult one to rationalise. I think it's his bulk that's reassuring; that and the 'daddier' end of my well-documented ursophilia.

Mmmm. Gorgeous young; gorgeous old.

I'm a sucker for hot eyebrow action. And he was looovely in Tigerland.

Minor crush, but he is a sweetie.

One of the last matinee idols. The greyer he gets, the better.

It would appear that I'm attracted to dark/greying colouring, a stubbly/pretty face and eyebrows. And looks which improve with age...

02:24 / 11.09.04

Mmmmmmm.... Jane Birkin.
Not sure if boobies are allowed here, please delete if it's a problem.

ONLY NICE THINGS

09:51 / 11.09.04

I've suggested replacing it with a worksafe (and way sexier) pic...

11:12 / 11.09.04

And, of course

(Although it's more usually blue skin that floats my boat...)

22:07 / 12.09.04

This is actually my wallpaper at the moment, but fuck that ‘show us yer wallpaper’ thread, lovely Terence belongs here.

Modesty Blaise is an awful film, but wow, he looks bloody fantastic in it.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:35 / 13.09.04

ooooh. been talking about and then watching:

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley.

Rowrrrrrrr. Utterly, complexly, wonderfuly female and hottttttttttt

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