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The ALL-NEW 'Newbies reveal thyselves' thread!

  
  

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electric monk
14:58 / 05.06.03
Hiya,

Long time lurker, recent signer-upper, barely a poster. I, too, am a GM fan. Doom Patrol was the Bible of my teenage years and The Invisibles carried me thru college and marriage. The Invisbles hypersigil had a HUGE effect on me and led to (among other things) my becoming a self-published comic book creator. If you're interested, you can see a Flash preview of the first 8 pages of my book at www.plastichassle.com (It's in the "Visualists" section). I like sex in the rain, bad movies, and wasabi green peas.

Reverth my buttocks w/ an ass-candle, thargent major!
 
 
waxy dan
15:05 / 05.06.03
Like the panel structute.
Is the "what can we do" panel the last one?
 
 
electric monk
15:36 / 05.06.03
Waxy,
The book's 48-pages in all. I'm working on selling them thru catalogs now, and hope to eventually sell them via the website (PayPal, prolly). Thanks for taking a look.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
13:41 / 11.06.03
BURP...
there may still be some closet posters out there

i'd just like add that all you barbites are crazy.
 
 
Danzig: He Pitys the Fool!
21:33 / 11.06.03
Good Evening one and all. I am indeed a newbie, and got drawn in by reflect and his damn intellectual brain. I dont post much. Your superior intelligences scares me. What doesn't scare me is some Ass Candling. BRING ME THE ASS CANDLES.
 
 
■
21:46 / 11.06.03
and the candles go up the as rrrrr rataplan rataplan....
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:04 / 11.06.03
Attention n00bs! Click here for your mandatory ass candle.

(Work warning, but if you hadn't already guessed that you're too stupid to have a job anyway )
 
 
Baz Auckland
23:50 / 11.06.03
Who wants to bet that 'Danzig is GOD!' is really Glenn himself?
 
 
Danzig: He Pitys the Fool!
07:15 / 12.06.03
Without giving too much away, i'm five foot two, long black hair(going a bit thin at the back), muscly, i wear big black boots, tight black trousers, and pvc gloves. But its just a hobby.
 
 
ghastly cupcake
16:20 / 12.06.03
i'm new, improved, better than ever, now with 10% more for the same low price!
i feel so exposed.
haze me, please.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:33 / 12.06.03
Hmm, hazing depends on type of cupcake (obviously ghastly but for what reason?)!
 
 
ghastly cupcake
21:11 / 13.06.03
ghastly for... erm... ghastliness. and just general spooky doom, mostly.
pale vanilla cupcake - the white kind, not the yellow.
 
 
John Brown
22:02 / 13.06.03
Long-time lurker. (Submitted annotations and longer comments to The Bomb).

Relatively recent registrant.

No time for lengthy posting myself, generally, but I appreciate being able to check out others' thoughts on books, comics, film/tv, music, and other around here. You're an interesting group, and this thread made me pause and think that I ought to drop in and say hi.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:13 / 14.06.03
So many newbies... so few candles.
 
 
that
09:42 / 14.06.03
I never got ass candled when I was a new bug, either. I did nearly get run out of town for liking Pocket Dragons...but I remain unrepentant.
 
 
mus
19:06 / 14.06.03
As a mouse, i feel being ass-candled would be ludicrously extreme. Do any of us silent newbie types have any reason not to say anything?
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
19:17 / 14.06.03
Hey. I like to reveal myself, but the authorities have other ideas.





I am joking btw, I don’t walk around parks with my Dave hanging out!
 
 
TalkingHead
05:22 / 16.06.03
Hi, I'm a newbie. Invisibles made a dent in my life, blah blah blah you know the routine.

What's this about asscandles...? Should I be worried?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
17:48 / 16.06.03
Not if you bend over right now. I've got a nice big candle and a lot of work-induced frustration to vent...
 
 
elthe deuro
18:21 / 16.06.03
I've never read Grant Morrison (not even sure I can spell him correctly), although I'm lettering an upcoming Image comic (does that count)? I'm not British, although I lived in London for 2 months a few years back (does that count)? I don't particularly like The Matrix (no excuses there). I'm not convinced that I'm actually all that funny. But I love reading the threads; I'd been wondering where all the interesting people got off to. Do I get candy now?
 
 
Lykaon
18:32 / 16.06.03
save the candles I have no ass and never have.
yes, yes..very sad.
I don't expect any special treatment, or parking signs.
I am just new here and wanted to say hello.
 
 
Gary Lactus
18:45 / 16.06.03
That's funny, I have two friends with no asses, just flat planes with a little hole somewhere. Is that the kind of no ass you mean or do you have the cheeks but the hole has healed up? Barbelith really wants to know.
 
 
Lykaon
18:56 / 16.06.03
I have found thats it's best to leave some things to the imagination.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:01 / 16.06.03
That's tragic. Congenital asslessness. *Shakes head sadly*
 
 
Olulabelle
21:39 / 16.06.03
Nobody ever ass -candled me...should I feel left out?
 
 
particle
08:03 / 17.06.03
I'm new, smart, good looking, witty, great in bed, swanky in life, and my username is funky in a mysterious alluding-to-mysteries kind of way. You have been warned.

(This advertisement for particle's ego was brought to you in association with the Cocainea Cola corporation, Evil Inc and Lilets. Fly straight. Fly evil. Fly high.)
 
 
that
10:41 / 17.06.03
I suppose not having an ass means you cannot talk out of it. Which can only be a good thing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:50 / 17.06.03
Yeah, but if you don't actually have an ass, is it then, under those circumstances, alright to covet your neighbour's?
 
 
Uatu.is.watching
14:39 / 18.06.03
Hello everybody! I've been here a while and I occasionally post, but not too often. Heck, I wouldn't have even wandered into "Conversation" today if I could get onto Newsarama. Damn Jemas! It's his fault that I can't get my geek news...

Now was someone gonna shove something in my ass? Bring it.
 
 
Alphonse commands you!
15:34 / 18.06.03
After reading the entirety of the above thread and noting what happens to newcomers and their arses, perhaps this is foolish, but here I am.

Livedog, Mr. - been hanging around for a little while, suddenly got the urge to post and signed up a few days ago.

Get away from my sphincter with that tealight!
 
 
Odrade
10:13 / 19.06.03
Hello.
Been here for a while but kept fairly quiet. Decided to post after noticing that my big bro' (PSI-Remembruce or whatever he calls himself)was saying earlier on in this thread that he bet I wouldn't. Also, he got my name wrong. Twat.
 
 
ChrisDodo
17:22 / 20.06.03
Hello. I am Chris.

I guess I joined because I've never really connected with the Coates-crowd, whilst being a member of many many communities. I have an aversion to web-based conversations, maybe that's it.

I am here.
 
 
spidermonkey
19:54 / 23.06.03
Hi newbie here....
or perhaps a kind of oldie - I joined years ago and then lost my place in the big change-over, can't even remember what my last name was.
I'm Bizunth's sister, in case he mentioned me! Probobly not, we try not to mention him to much either.
Nice to meet y'all
xx
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
20:13 / 23.06.03
She lies! I was custom grown in a secret government lab!
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:40 / 23.06.03
Show us your claws 'James'...
 
  

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