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Jack Vincennes
10:53 / 19.07.04
I once recieved emails from Plighted H. Elysium and Structurally D. Marry, which I was actually quite impressed by in a grudging sort of way. I forget what Messers Elysium and Marry were trying to sell, though -I think that was when I was still getting Viagra spam and not 'B4RCL4Ys \/\/4nt j00r b4|\|k det41ls' which is all anyone wants to send me now.
 
 
The Falcon
19:18 / 21.07.04
Today, from 'teenie', in a mail entitled re: our appreciation, I got this:

"Hey,
As a previous
member we want
to offer you
FREE access to
our NEWEST site.

Moms can do it
doing
the nasty.
Regards!The Team





no more mail
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I hope I get mail from Mr. Mxyzptlk soon.
 
 
The Falcon
19:21 / 21.07.04
Oh, that's weird. I just cut and pasted a lot of '&' and '#'s followed by a number, and that first bit - explaining the mail's true intent - came out.
 
 
Triplets
19:31 / 22.07.04
Who clicks on these things? Well, my mate Richard got one of those pyramid schemes through the post.

"Yeah, Anti-Dad, all I have to do is send this guy £! and then mail this to ten people who'll mail ME a pound each!"

"But you don't have to mail that guy anything, if you think about it"

"Ah, right, yeah, so I don't lose any money!"

"But, the people you send it to don't have to give you any money either"

"Oh... yeah"

"Dumbass"
 
 
Char Aina
21:01 / 22.07.04
Oh, that's weird. I just cut and pasted a lot of '&' and '#'s followed by a number, and that first bit - explaining the mail's true intent - came out.

DUDE!
for real?


who writes this stuff?
is it anything to do with those ads you occasionally see asking you to type ad copy for online advertisers?

i could totally do that.

it'd be a nice way to write to deadlines without all that pressure to be *good*.
 
  

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