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"I realise now that I should have told you all this, like, agggggges ago", said Dumbleydore.
"Dude... FUCK YOU THEN! NOW I'M GONNA SHOUT ALLLL THE TIME! ALL THESE CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE IT SEEM LIKE AN INTERNET TROLL IS WRITING, BUT IT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINED TEENAGER!"
"Sweet", he said, calmly. Over his spectacles probably (ensuring they hadn't fallen off or been hit with flecks of important-Potter-spittle).
"Oh, just kill that Ruddle fucker, already, you crumbly old man. Before he gets the "secret weapon". Oh yeah, that was about as exciting as... *thinks* Mugglycrabs*."
"100 points to Gryffindor! You win! They were my old house, y'know. They always win. Everything. This is totally fair, of course."
*JK congratulates herself on another excellent piece of imaginative naming. See also: 14 year old boy calling Playsation games "Mega Mutilation part 3". Add: "hello, this is a 40 year old mum writing these books". |
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