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SPOILERS: Order of the Phoenix

 
  

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Kit-Cat Club
22:48 / 15.01.03
Just got this link in my mail: HP 5 due out on June 21 - weighing in at 38 chapters and 255,000 words long - a third longer than the last tome in the series .

Je-hesus... no wonder it wook a while.

I must say the opening paragraph teaser doesn't give the impression that much has changed in Rowling world...
 
 
Persephone
23:54 / 15.01.03
My husband:

Well, it's only a quarter the size of Clarissa ...still! Not many children's books are a quarter the size of Clarissa.
 
 
A
00:51 / 16.01.03
Rock'n'roll.

How long until the first highbrow snob post in this thread? (checks watch).

I remember reading something about Seinfeld which said something to the effect of "Seinfeld, like Sinatra, pasta and the Beatles, is proof that, sometimes, the masses get things exactly right." I think that applies to Harry Potter, too.
 
 
Captain Zoom
02:30 / 16.01.03
Gonna be a long wait. And how many are gonna brave a book store on that day? Hands up!

Zoom.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:41 / 17.01.03
June! June! Damn it, I'll have finished university by June, doing God knows what and I have to wait til June!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:41 / 17.01.03
... nice name for the book though.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:35 / 17.01.03
I havent looked forward to a book this much since the last Dark Tower book was due.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:30 / 17.01.03
Well, I think that about covers it.

I was still holding out for Harry Potter and the Avalanche of Acne myself.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
09:53 / 17.01.03
Motherfucker wont get acne. He's a wizard.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:14 / 17.01.03
Harry Potter and the Game of Biscuit?
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
11:11 / 17.01.03
Get your coat.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:35 / 17.01.03
As my cousin and her kid were on the way out of the door last week, I had the following conversation.

COUSIN: So are you going to see the new Harry Potter film?

ME: I don't know. I'm sort of interested. I've seen the first one, and I read the first three books...

COUSIN'S OBNOXIOUS CHILD: I've read all 4 books.

ME: Well, I've read the fifth book. JK and I are very close.

COUSIN'S OBNOXIOUS CHILD: But...

ME: Bye now.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:48 / 17.01.03
Harry Potter and the Snogging of Malfoy?
 
 
Ganesh
12:35 / 17.01.03
Hmm. I thought the last one suffered slightly as a result of its length - but then, the interminable quidditch descriptions did little for me...
 
 
Constitution Hill
12:47 / 17.01.03
Harry Potter and the Deflowering of Hermione

or

Harry Potter and the Death of Hagrid

oh yes.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
12:48 / 17.01.03
From the Guardian article;
"Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses.
"'It is time,' he said, 'for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry.
"'Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything.'"


So, Dumbledore is going to tell Harry something that he should have told him a year before he found out he's a wizard?

I'm in two minds about this, I've nothing against long books, and I'm all for children's books being long, but from the description I'm not sure whether the story Rowling wants to tell warrants being this long or indeed has to be this wrong.

Still, BESTDEALONINTERNETBOOKSHOPOFFERGO!
 
 
Tamayyurt
14:38 / 17.01.03
::James Earl Jones voice:: Harry, I am your Grandfather!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:58 / 17.01.03
"What? And Draco Malfoy's my long-lost brother?"

"Yes, Harry."

"Um....grandfather, I think we need to sit down and have a very seriosu chat about that. Only, you see..."
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:49 / 17.01.03
Arf. Thing is, I can't imagine that whatever it is that JK Rowling has come up with will be either as inventive or as satisfactory as some of the HP fanfic out there... I'm actually expecting to be disappointed, I think.
 
 
grant
16:20 / 17.01.03
Anybody know how to get the text of the Chinese one?

Oh, and 'Zunth - you're a star.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:49 / 17.01.03
Admittedly I may have a slight shock when Harry doesn't get together with Malfoy.
 
 
The Monkey
00:35 / 18.01.03
Um, Haus, I don't think my life is going to feel entirely complete until you explain what "game of biscuit" means.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:59 / 18.01.03
Monkey: it's also apparently known as Soggy Biscuit

Hope this clears any confusion.

Is anyone going to own up to having played it?
 
 
that
10:36 / 18.01.03
Possible spoiler:








Harry Potter and the Death of Hagrid

I heard that one of the main characters is being bumped off in the book - Rowling apparently said it was the hardest thing to write. So,
Constihill, have you heard that it's going to be Hagrid? Or was that wishful thinking? I have my own ideas about who's shuffling off this mortal coil, so I just thought I'd ask...
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
22:16 / 16.06.03
Anyone getting this this weekend? I am miserable that I can't afford to... the timing would have been so perfect (finish degree, read HP, start new exciting temp job if lucky).

I know the net will be riddled with spoilers by Monday - I think I might have to turn the whole thing off in order to save myself.
 
 
gingerbop
22:45 / 16.06.03
I havent read the first 4, but my friend who works in ottokars assures me there are gonna be owls in at midnight. Im fond of the idea of them crapping all over the shiny-shiny new books.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:46 / 16.06.03
I am very very tempted to walk in to a store at midnight and buy this thing. Half of me is positively screaming steer clear because if I buy it on the 21st I'll have finished it within 5 hours and I don't want to do that but oh the temptation!
 
 
Mazarine
23:44 / 16.06.03
I had a nightmare that I still worked in a bookstore and it was Harry Potter day. I think an immediate charity should be set up to provide therapy to booksellers (the plebe kind, not the over-lord of the plebes kind) beginning June 22.

But anyway. I have my copy on reserve. Pretty amped, but not tearing out my hair or anything.
 
 
sleazenation
08:28 / 21.06.03
So, i take the lack of discuss here a whole 10 and a half hours after the book has come out to be the hushed sound of speed reading?

Is it wrong of me to want someone to post the identity of the dead person to satify the deadppol curiosity?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:37 / 21.06.03
I got mine half an hour ago, having had to meet up with a friend in a pub who'd ordered it off Amazon... I'm now trying to figure out whether to go to bed or to start the fucker, seeing as I have to be in work by midnight. Hmmm...
 
 
that
12:44 / 21.06.03
Have got book. Will almost undoubtedly finish book today. Apparently, at an ungodly hour this morning, when my mother was driving through London, she saw hordes of kiddies and their doting maters, paters and guardians, all kitted out like Hogwarties, queuing for the book. I suppose it can only be a good thing that so many children are getting excited about something with pages, for once.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:59 / 21.06.03
Got up very early this morning and stalked the mean streets of the city till a bookshop opened. Had strong desire to punch annoying man dressed as wizard hovering by the display in Waterstones but desisted due to warm glow of happiness in anticipation of sitting under a tree in the sun reading all day. Just been to Tesco's for food and saw it there for less than a tenner. Drat!

Must get back to it...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:09 / 21.06.03
Not on the book, but at hte local bookseller today, the weediest man on staff, doing the spruiking out the front of the store, was dressed up as Hagrid. If Hagrid were Richard O'Brien, that's what I was looking at.

Ayuh.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:31 / 21.06.03
... and breathe

For the benefit of Sleaze... a massive fecking spoiler, be warned:

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It's Sirius Black. More thoughts in next post.


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Kit-Cat Club
20:38 / 21.06.03
Just finished, so these are initial thoughts only:

Much better than I was expecting, though I thought the showdown at the end was a little too Harry Potter for my liking. Much of the rest of it read rather as if she'd been reading a lot of the better fan-fiction - and oh my, there are some very slashtastic bits in there, especially for Snape/Potter fans.

I thought there was a lot less waffle in this one than in the last, despite the length, and a lot less Quidditch, which is probably a good thing. I liked the Ministry stuff, and wish it had not been so (apparently) easily resolved - perhaps this is something which will come up again in the next book. I also wish J.K. Rowling didn't rely quite so heavily on absolute demonisation of her bad characters - though it was nice to have less concentration on the Malfoy aspect of eeeevil, it's just an undercurrent in this one.

I really appreciated stroppy hormonal adolescent Potter - much prefer him like this. Lots of lovely angst. Though, as usual, the grief bits didn't quite ring true, but it is Rowling, can't expect too much...

I am a terrific geek. Surely I can't be the first person to have finished?
 
  

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