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Sax
12:34 / 15.09.05
Only by about three years.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:47 / 15.09.05
Ye gods. A monster spawned. Yeah, go for it, as long as you don't copy Evil Scientist's 47 questions and paste them in here. I don't have a favourite brand of toothpaste. Who on earth _does_?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:12 / 15.09.05
Macleans Pristine Ice Whitening. Do I have to spam the board with my answer to that question?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:14 / 15.09.05
What is it about it in particular, Neens? The action of the little crystals?
 
 
Sax
13:15 / 15.09.05
I used to like that salty Arm and Hammer stuff because I thought it made me a real man.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:18 / 15.09.05
Arm and Hammer I can understand more, because it has a clear distinctor - the baking soda stuff. Likewise Tom of Maine, which is natural, organic and leaves you feeling like you have not actually cleaned your teeth...
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:35 / 15.09.05
I was in Canada last week, and they have this fantastic Macleans, which I've not seen here in the UK, with little blue and white minty squares in the paste. Lots of them.

It's very pleasing.
 
 
Ariadne
13:37 / 15.09.05
ergh, whitening toothpaste makes my mouth ache, like my teeth have been stripped with paint stripper. I'll stick to my aloe vera sensitive stuff.
 
 
Quantum
13:40 / 15.09.05
This is like your Barbebiopic, eh. Maybe Barbebio-epic. Does nobody else like the Kingfisher fennel toothpaste all hippy children had to use?

Here's a question to the Haus of Leaves- in the biopic of your life, who plays you, and what's the moral of the story?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:45 / 15.09.05
Honestly I think I just like the packaging.
 
 
doozy floop
14:49 / 15.09.05
For years, I thought that Arm and Hammer was actually Armand Hama, and that it was some sort of exciting import. I was quite upset when I first saw the name written down.

I like your question, Quantum. Mine was just going to be an attempt to discover whether Haus has changed much since this thread began, but to be honest, I don't think I know enough about Transformers and B7 and all that.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:15 / 15.09.05
Quanticus: Last time this was asked, it was Rupert Pissing Grint. These days it seems to be David Tennent. Will have a think about the moral, if any.
 
 
rising and revolving
20:58 / 15.09.05
Haus, a question : Are you happy, right now? You seem sad. Or tense. Or something, recently anyhow.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:29 / 16.09.05
Quanticus: It's odd to think about the moral of the story of your own life, for a whole bunch of reasons, the most obvious being that it supposes that it is possible to pull a moral out of a story that is ongoing. Also, that one can usefully apply critical apparatus to your own narrative. Best stab at present is probably something along the lines of: The condition of existing within a body carries with it the constant possibility of touch, as action and experience. Touch can functionin any number of ways, but if you are willingly susceptible to one you'd better be ready to experience others, because they cannot be excluded.

Rising: Or something, definitely. I have a slump running up to and down from the 6th September, which tends to involve depressive behaviours. This time round, this has been complicated by a number of regrettable circumstances. So, I'm not in great shape right now, but fortunately see comment above re: susceptibility. How are you?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:19 / 16.09.05
Why do you despise me so, haus?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:19 / 16.09.05
PS. Sorry you feel pooey.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:29 / 16.09.05
Qalyn: Because in the crunch, when it mattered, you refused to eat the lemon. And now I wake up every morning and I kiss the photograph of the little girl I couldn't save. Because of you. And you ask me why I despise you?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
11:34 / 16.09.05
What the fuck are you talking about? I ate the fucking lemon! How many lemons do I have to eat? I just had to make it clear, at the time, that I was doing it, not to impress anyone, but for myself.

Jesus Christ. This has all been one been a big misunderstanding. Come here, you big lug.
 
 
Sax
11:36 / 16.09.05
Haus: Could you ever love a short man?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:48 / 16.09.05
Dear Sax,

Many thanks for your inquiry. At the risk of falling into a frustrating cycle of reciprocal interrogation, I must ask you to supplment your question with two data:

1) How short are we talking here? Elijah Wood? Deep Roy? Deep Wood?

2) Is this funny little fellow also bedrooom tiny?
 
 
Quantum
12:07 / 16.09.05
The condition of existing within a body carries with it the constant possibility of touch, as action and experience. Touch can function in any number of ways, but if you are willingly susceptible to one you'd better be ready to experience others, because they cannot be excluded.
Evocative and poignant, but not snappy like a He-Man moral (insert inoffensive smiley here). Beware the 'touch not lest ye be touched' trope though, always a temptation to lapse into IMHO.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:11 / 16.09.05
Well, I didn't mean "if you don't mind being tickled, don't come crying to me when someone shoves a pike up your jacksie". Although that might be a better Masters of the Universe-style moral.

Mind you, I think you're underestimating He-Man's powers of expression.
 
 
Seth
12:25 / 16.09.05
Here's a question:

Did they ever back up all that Masters of the Universe stuff? I mean, it seems a bit apropos nothing. Where’s the evidence?

Eternia seems rather on the small side.


Great link, BTW.
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:26 / 16.09.05
The condition of existing within a body carries with it the constant possibility of touch, as action and experience. Touch can function in any number of ways, but if you are willingly susceptible to one you'd better be ready to experience others, because they cannot be excluded.

That reminds me of:
"Bind nothing! Let there be no difference made among you between any one thing & any other thing; for thereby there cometh hurt."
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:34 / 16.09.05
Yay-us, wull... I think Crowley is arguing for a fundamental oneness, albeit in a rather unconvincing way. I'm thinking more about what it is to be permeable by the actions of others as a self - that is, almost the opposite of what Crowley is saying. I'd be more dismissive if I wasn't half-inching Judy Butler something chronic.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:48 / 16.09.05
Qalyn: in that case, we should probably dig the little girl up. At the very least, to repot her.
 
 
Sax
13:00 / 16.09.05
1) How short are we talking here? Elijah Wood? Deep Roy? Deep Wood?

Five feet six. And a half.


2) Is this funny little fellow also bedrooom tiny?

Short but plenty of girth.

It was Tom Cruise what asked to me to ask.
 
 
Quantum
13:02 / 16.09.05
I'm thinking more about what it is to be permeable by the actions of others as a self
Coincidentally I'm feeling miserable at the moment and have been pondering similar ideas, as I'm fighting the urge to draw in my horns and erect some hefty walls of impermeability. It's (for me at least) tempting to withdraw into hermitage and put my outer persona on polite answerphone mode. 'Are you OK?' 'Finethanks howareyou?'. But I don't think it's a good idea, a fortress is also a prison. (Castle Greyskull is a potent metaphor for the loneliness of the existential self. Oh wait, I might be talking shit again...)

that is, almost the opposite of what Crowley is saying
..and thus almost certainly true.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:07 / 16.09.05
Sax: He has to ditch that disturbing childwoman Holmes and wear the Risky Business pants. Then we'll talk.
 
 
HCE
12:22 / 18.09.05
This thread is freaking me out.
 
 
Benny the Ball
13:59 / 18.09.05
Remember when Prof X would have a mind battle and he'd appear all faint and in gladitorial gear - how would you look in a mind battle?
 
 
The Falcon
14:04 / 18.09.05
I was gonna say 'Asked. And answered.' and post Bedhead's top trump but it's broked.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:13 / 18.09.05
Seth: Good question. If you think about it, not only were the Masters of the Universe not masters of the universe, but they were not in fact masters of Eternia. It's pretty clear that areas within Eternia did not respect the rule of King Randor - most obviously, the environs of Snake Mountain, but also independent kingdoms like that of Ram-Man before his alliance with He-Man and Fisto (no, honestly) before his. The possession as a strategic resource the butchest man on the planet clearly helped to speed up the process by which neutral states allied themselves with Randor, after having first mistakenly thrown in their lot with Skeletor in a commendable example of not judging the male model with the head of a boiled corpse by appearances, but it seems clear enough that a feudal model operates throughout Eternia, with the local lords having greater or lesser autonomy.

Snake Mountain is presumably geographically distant from the main trade routes, and largely inaccessible. Note that many of Skeletor's aides are summoned from other dimensions rather than the locality. The exception being Beast Man, IIRC, who was the alpha male of an entire society of feral being - again, these must have lived outside the bailiwick of the so-called "Masters of the Universe".

Apparently, the original title - "He-Man and the Deluded Fuckwits" - was vetoed as too negative.

(In the movie, of course, He-Man's party is on the run having been driven off Eternia by Skeletor. So they are masters of fuck all)
 
 
Rev. Orr
03:40 / 25.02.06
How do you feel about your perceived electronic personna and monicker being turned into a successful US TV show? Happy for Hugh Laurie? Basking in continued flow of royalty checks? Or are you currently buried under a slowly churning mound of legal precedents attempting to prove that mis-appropriation of a ficsuit is identity theft?

And why did you never use that cool cane when I knew you?
 
 
Benny the Ball
06:03 / 25.02.06
For the record, I use Kingfisher Fennel toothpaste also, but it is worth noting that the tube always splits...

Haus, if you were to teleport yourself with a fly, which would you prefer to become, the man with a fly head, or the fly with a man head?
 
  

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