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Fuck, do I look stupid now
Well, it's better than looking eaten or infected.
For reference, here are some safety tips courtesy of Max Brooks (this may already appear somewhere upthread, but it's always important to keep these things fresh):
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
And remember, folks: the wages of sin may be death, but the wages of paranoia is survival.
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