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Barbelith Closing Down Sale

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Naked Flame

12:34 / 24.07.02

One noticeboard detailing in full the byelaws for the park in the ruins of St Dunstans, systematically broken.

Morlock - groupie for hire

13:09 / 24.07.02

The lyrics of more lives then there are posters.

Also the combined works of said apocaliptic Greenland posse, slightly foxed. Bring a forklift and a large pinch of salt.

One white background, as new. Not recommended for denizens of the night with high-res monitors.

Abigail Blue

13:16 / 24.07.02

John Candy's corpse, starring as Nightcrawler in X-Men II.

Sax

14:12 / 24.07.02

One genuine Grant Morrison fiction suit. Hardly used.

Pristine condition series of restraining orders taken out by Ariadne to stop Sax cyberstalking her.

Fengs for the Memory

14:13 / 24.07.02

One huge plastic bag containg countless lost work hours

Ariadne

14:14 / 24.07.02

One confused beagle with slimey green nose.

Sax

14:18 / 24.07.02

Where the hell is that damn beagle, by the way? Did he ever get there?

Ariadne

14:19 / 24.07.02

He's licking my hand as I type. *sluuurp*. And not going back, are you, Humphrey? No, nice doggy stay with Ariadne....

Sax

14:22 / 24.07.02

Traitorous cur. Just remember, he smokes 40 Marlboro Lights a day. I want him properly looked after, you know.

Ariadne

14:25 / 24.07.02

*whisper* You might notice, I've actually put him up for sale. A few posts up. The fags are too dear, you see. But I don't want him to know.... *whisper

Sax

14:30 / 24.07.02

Poor Hump. Hope he finds a good home. And just think, he could have towed you to work on your bike every morning.

Ariadne

14:34 / 24.07.02

After all those Marlboro?? Though maybe he could have sat on the handlebars and navigated.

Err, I know this is your thread but we've rather gone off track here?

Sax

14:37 / 24.07.02

You're right.

For sale: Several bales of thread-rot; supplies dwindling.

Saveloy

15:11 / 24.07.02

The Reader's Digest Bumper Compendium-o-pedia of Interwebnet Facts and Fancies.

Published and updated regularly by the Florida Research Institute for the Discoverment of Excellent Things, this is a mammothesque volumeological record of all the best bits of the interwebnet, radio and printed news combined. Slavishly researched, lavishly illustrated - you'll never feel the need to point your eyes at anything else.

grant

15:41 / 24.07.02

Three cats, dazed and injured from repeated glassings.

Captain Zoom

19:06 / 24.07.02

Lots and lots of pubic hair.

Copy of Transformers Gen. 1 #1 pissed on by Cameron Stewart.

Three fictional people about to be menaced by Lovecraftian nasties.

The script for the ultimate Hong Kong action movie.

Multitudes of Christmas wishes and curses.

And a whole lot of: Zoom.

Spatula Clarke

19:12 / 24.07.02

One *plink* and one CRUNCH, sold as a pair and only to be used on missing fourth cat.

Naked Flame

22:05 / 24.07.02

One illicitly scanned copy of Flex Mentallo. Because the people wanted to know the secret of Muscle Mystery.

Mr Tricks

00:55 / 25.07.02

and one. . .

NOT 4 SALE!!!

Mazarine

01:14 / 25.07.02

A whole set of super tuperware. With lids.

The Return Of Rothkoid

02:07 / 25.07.02

free with every copy of:

Logos

02:17 / 25.07.02

One (1) copy, TimeOut Giude to Berbemeet Locations, lightly dogeared.

Six (6) peripheral backup boards, various addresses; used, disused and abused during various board blackouts.

Misc. pornography.

Three thousand one hundred sixty five (3165) discarded fictionsuits, currently resembling Lovecraftian shoggoths, plus rubbish bin (multipurpose).

One (1) psychogeographic atlas.

The number 23 (23).

bitchiekittie

11:38 / 25.07.02

from NY barbemeet number whatever-it-was -

one ratty bra with unknown origins

photographs of one amusingly horrifying show

one loosened bathroom pipe

lionheart and enamon collected greeting card messages

one unused pin the tail on the donkey game

60 assorted variety empty bottles and cans

a bunch of people willing to drive up to 10 hours just to meet a couple other posters from this board, packed into one room for one short weekend. nah, you dont have enough for that

Sax

12:35 / 25.07.02

Several dozen crap puns along the lines of: "But how can I find [blank] in this world of [something similar to blank, rhyming with fakes].

Will not split.

Cavatina

13:08 / 25.07.02

One copy of A Suit by Any Other Name: Virtual Flirtation and Other Discursive Practices on the Barbelith Underground by Sax and Ariadne

Sax

Oi, cheeky.

:-}

One cuddly Bear (from Albuqueque.) Presently in Lost and Found section of Paddington Station, with tag around his neck that says, "Please take care of this bear, Thank You."

One lurid & pinging Dommedar receiver.

A great Coates, some great coats, and the aforementioned great penes.

Collection of veterinary “handy hints threads”: buttering cats, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for cats, medicating unco-operative cats, feline homeopathy, picking glass out of cats. Oh, and an artistic ten minute cat snuff video (going to be sick…

Mourne Kransky

13:37 / 25.07.02

How did that inapprorpriate little smiley attach himself there? Could it be that I typed .) or ..) Now press button and marvel.

Mourne Kransky

13:39 / 25.07.02

Hmmmm. [scratches head] Not marvelling, just puzzling.

Sax

13:41 / 25.07.02

I think you must have accidentally done a ; and then a ) to make a

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

13:41 / 25.07.02

Distasteful pictures of cocks, not to be opened at work.
Far too much personal information about our private lives.
Some grog- and none of that watered down near-grog piss.
One enormous "Colours of the Bow" house, with many intriguing (not to mention downright lethal) features. Must be viewed to be believed.
And some customised Lego people with genitals.

Cheers, Sax. :-P

Outrageous. 'Cat snuff video' indeed! I'm surprised at you, ZoCher.

jUne, a sunshiny month

14:14 / 25.07.02

private message to GRANT :
>A dictionary of Hellenic Greek insults, slightly damaged
>(someone scrawled three rather inane anti-French jokes
>on the inside back cover

i buy this lines, and i buy you, Grant.
i'm sure i can work out something with you corpse, nasty mindtwisted, you fascist anti frog-eaters... i already got some ideas, speaking of nasty and frogs...

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