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Barbelith Closing Down Sale

 
  

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Saveloy
15:49 / 25.07.02
500 acre brown-field site littered with wreckage of failed rockets, unfinished cathedrals and half-baked buns.

Willing workforce of creative giants, huge potential, just having 5 more minutes on the sofa, no really, will be with you in a bit, soon as they've made a cup of tea, oh hang on, they just want to see the end of this, you can wait another 10 minutes can't you, just got to sort out the tracks for that mix tape
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:43 / 25.07.02
Several crates of Yobbo™, the processed meat snack made from freshly ground Nazis.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:52 / 25.07.02
A whole bunch of premature rejoicing (umm... I mean sadness) at the death of the Queen Mum...

Free with every case- a whole bunch of Real Thing Indifference!
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
19:43 / 25.07.02
A rotting manatee corpse

A fucking fantastic coat (suit not included)

One complete education in the magickal arts (not for sale to minors)(unless they really want it)

Thousands of book recommendations

Hours upon hours that should have been spent studying or Doing Something Constructive

One single brother who finally checked the place out

The best and brightest of a doomed planet/message board who only just got out in time (in neat rocketships)

Various word traps (started by phrases like "man, rap sucks" and "The french are a bunch of pussies, aren't they?")

A much larger vocabulary than any single person really needs these days
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:23 / 25.07.02
One jar, glass, containing saliva, human, collected during an outburst of Homer worship.
 
 
The Strobe
21:07 / 25.07.02
A vast bookshelf, covered in grimoires with bits of paper and typed scripts poorly glued in, some falling out, all loosely collected under the shelving title "COLLECTIVE COMICS PROJECT"

Some more bookshelves covered in outburst, tales of Ninjas and pirates, bad poetry, good poetry, and a peculiarly inaccurate map of the world's underground stations.

NOTE: Many items in the Barbelith Closing Down Sale may be damaged by severe cases of threadrot.
 
 
deja_vroom
12:15 / 26.07.02
Cock-flavored chewing gum, dozens of boxes of.
 
  

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