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Barbelith Closing Down Sale

  
  

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Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:40 / 23.07.02
There's been a lot of interest in this web-space you know... It's trebled in value... really!
 
 
uncle retrospective
16:42 / 23.07.02
Really? It's trebled in value! Oh well then...
 
 
Ethan Hawke
16:55 / 23.07.02
2 cases of slightly flat Grownup Juice.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:15 / 23.07.02
*which an irate bitchiekittie has whizzed in
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:19 / 23.07.02
1 x rather battered copy of Baedeker's Guide to Selfawaria with complete set of postcards showing views of the capital Reasonapolis in mint condition, stamps featuring HM Queen Prudence (last sovereign of the House of Forsyte).
 
 
Seth
17:26 / 23.07.02
Originally posted by Naked Flame:

A rune library.

The Magick archive may well become revered as some kind of hypertextual grimoire someday.

You know, I've often thought we should look for a publisher. Seriously. Publish in the original message board format wherever possible, with extensive footnotes to correct factual erros and provide context. Credit everyone. Give the profits to, I dunno, some ninjas. It would rule.
 
 
videodrome
17:50 / 23.07.02
One large trunk of Legos, missing all those neat little hinge pieces.

One copy of the annotated Big Brother 2nd season.
 
 
deja_vroom
17:52 / 23.07.02
A collection of great penis:
Autographed, with alternative covers, holographic covers, limited edition penis w/ numbered covers, penises in yellow spandex and alternative, "adult" penis. And more.
 
 
bio k9
17:57 / 23.07.02
Ear sold seperately.
 
 
Persephone
17:59 / 23.07.02
*which an irate bitchiekittie has whizzed in

Trebling its value!
 
 
The Strobe
18:06 / 23.07.02
The beginnings of an annotated David Lynch. A box set of zombie movies. A set of bongos. More Movie/Comic crossover threads than you'll know what to do with.

And free with every purchase: just a little bit of slash.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:25 / 23.07.02
One single ticket to Selfawaria.
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:48 / 23.07.02
I'd like to buy the "Barbelith is Closing Down Sale" thread. That way nobody can sell anything and all the barb stuff has no place to go and were forced to keep thsi place open and everyone is happy and then world peace breaks out. Its just my plan y'know.
 
 
gridley
18:51 / 23.07.02
one pair of improperly magnetized Kiss Kiss Bears.
 
 
Margin Walker
19:19 / 23.07.02
"The Big Book of Barbe-crushes", unknown edition.
Soapy Titwanks (far too many to count)
List of times Kali's name-dropped the Old 97's (ditto)
slightly used "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" meme
slightly used "Ralph Wiggum's Leprechaun" fictionsuit
slightly used "The Owls are Keeping Me Awake" thread
DJ Oi's "Drugs For Shut-Ins" thread
The numerous Barbe-meet Chicago threads that never came to fruition (except when I met Cherry--hey sista! :cool
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:30 / 23.07.02
One Sir William Gull, laughter volume control defective.
 
 
Sax
19:42 / 23.07.02
One set of knuckle-mounted claws, breasts for the touching of.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
19:53 / 23.07.02
1 manuscript telling the story of a pet shop owner and an evil scientist

1 list of slang for the new generation

oxyn, sexually pleasured (or was it a different large mammal?)
 
 
the Fool
23:49 / 23.07.02
One mini-deity with a love for milk and cookies and helping people out.

A complete guide to the tarot, with extra bonus Fool designed afr® cards.

An insane apocalyptic posse from greenland, with added random identity generator and conspiratorial colagulator. Extra bonus info on calcium in food, thoroughly researched.

One low price, everything must go!!!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:31 / 24.07.02
Barrels of grog, opened but immune to weathering.

A number of videotapes of But It's Political Correctness Gone MAD!, starring assorted posters.

Products so Invisible that we can't actually tell you what they are.

A highwayman's jacket - slightly trampled.

A neat collection of graffiti, featuring "My raison d'etre is to suck cock" on blue background, artist unknown.

A goth Elvis costume.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:51 / 24.07.02
I get all of your base. They belong to us you know...

Let's see...Buffy obsessions are on the far table, t-shirt ideas are just behind them and some guy going on and on about how great Jack Kirby is is behind the freezer. But don't worry, he's got a woman's name.

Now, who gets these 50 kegs of Guinness?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:50 / 24.07.02
MINE!!! I claim the Guinness! I will fight to the death for those damn kegs...it is my gift..it is my curse..its what my name tells me I was meant to do.
 
 
Fengs for the Memory
07:57 / 24.07.02
A box set of the top ten - top five lists. With a free multi-media telescope viewing system, showing previously unreleased footage of Riz sniffing vinly.
 
 
Ganesh
08:23 / 24.07.02
PVC lotus-blossom (large), slightly soiled

973 Elois (assorted)

Cow pants (unwanted gift)

A frame of useless limes (where can we put all the bad that's been done?)

Famous international playboy - last one!

Used Jessica Rabbit, with selection of White Knights

Commemorative Barbe-Royal Doulton figurine - 'Double-pleasuring ZoCher' (chipped right claw/tit)
 
 
The Natural Way
08:29 / 24.07.02
A glut of fatbeards.
 
 
Sax
08:36 / 24.07.02
A complete set of Whimsey miniatures depicting the various incarnations of the Haus suit.
 
 
A
09:16 / 24.07.02
A complete list of all of Warren Ellis' flaws. (500 pages).
 
 
Bill Posters
09:46 / 24.07.02
A whole load of tickets to Plonksville, Arizona.

Approx. thirty cute kitten placards (can be signed by their creators but this might not increase their value one bit. Quite the opposite, possibly.)
 
 
The Strobe
10:06 / 24.07.02
A complete list of the Warren Ellis Forum's flaws.

A few tattered Theatre threads, waiting for someone else to post.

The Instead Thread, which has realised itself into anything apart from what you're looking for.

And, down in the basement, under some cobwebs, a blue, red and grey thing that (according to the tattered sticker on the side) puports to be UBB POWERED!!!.
 
 
The Strobe
10:09 / 24.07.02
Lots of battered mixtapes, some of which have been halfway around the world.

And of course, the garage-sale clothing rack. All sorts of crap available that doesn't fit us, in any colour you want as long as it's black.

Several extensive phonebills.

An urn containing the ashes of all the burnt ficsuits.
 
 
Jack Fear
11:17 / 24.07.02
One picture of Christina Ricci, slightly squashed (Christina, that is, not the picture).
 
 
bitchiekittie
12:10 / 24.07.02
huge assortment of wallets. contents vary
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:13 / 24.07.02
Liberator handgun. Vibrates when activated.

Flyer for unsigned bands night at "the Ointment", with "Fly safe, Flyboy" written on it in Flux's manly handwriting.
 
 
The Mr E suprise
12:15 / 24.07.02
A slightly cheap-looking mass-produced classroom globe with continents and countries colored and major cities, seas and rivers labeled in English. It is, however, for a completely unknown planet.

A plastic bag of hot dog buns with the words "Bakers Coven" next to the weight. There are fourteen buns in the bag.

A collection of disappointing school reports. Lithers seem to be very enthusiatic, but are let down by to much Knowledge.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:16 / 24.07.02
A trunk which when opened reveals:

A tiny mutilated voodoo doll of Kevin Smith.

Cocksmoker, A million words and The Barbeanthology.

Al Spade in a sack with masking tape on his hands and feet.
 
  

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