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A question for the pride parade people

 
  

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Ganesh
23:52 / 02.07.02
In the absence of a penis costume (sorry to disappoint but I was ONLY JOKING!!!) I'm somewhat at the mercy of London weather. If it's hot and sunny, ZoCher and I will go for shorts and Hawaiian; if it's rainy we'll get leathered up. If it's a mixture of the two, then hell, we'll go for an unholy mixture of the two...

Sadly, my thighs are now so fat I don't fit into my chaps.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:37 / 03.07.02
Ganesh: you're going as leather-clad Don Ho impersonators? That'd be fucking brilliant. Like the Comeback Special only with hula-ing.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:22 / 03.07.02
Whatever ludicrous heights of decorous personal display we achieve, we will be wearing it to the Marquis of Granby too, Rothkoid - just for you...

& come on down, Mordant, your chariot awaits!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:40 / 03.07.02
I hope my chariot isn't holding its breath-- I'm flat broke.
 
 
Ganesh
15:56 / 03.07.02
Probably won't be coming along to the meal part beforehand, though: I don't think dim sum are gonna fit through my costume's urethral mouth-opening...
 
 
Persephone
17:00 / 03.07.02
But dim sum are so small...
 
 
w1rebaby
18:03 / 03.07.02
but potentially quite spiky
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
19:24 / 03.07.02
I hear that if you go swimming in the Amazon, dim sum swim up...

Hmm.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
19:25 / 03.07.02
...and Mordant - you and Lurid coming along?

(Wow; thread invasion! Sorry.)
 
 
Lurid Archive
19:48 / 03.07.02
Welllll, if we come along it will only be on the understanding that all the pride people will really go out of their way to shock us. Youve got us all so wound up now with your penis costumes and clit lollies that I for one will find it hugely disappointing if I don't spend a good portion of the evening in a state of homosexual panic. Please shock me; I'm too young to be jaded.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:56 / 06.07.02
ok..maybe I started this off wrongly (ok, no maybe about it, I did). The "STOP IT!" comment was in no way solely direct to the non-hetero respondants. There have been many intelligent discussions on the 'Lith that I would gladly have taken part in but they were ripped assunder by nit picking and assumptions.
 
 
Ganesh
07:14 / 06.07.02
Oh, I know. It's just difficult to imagine it not sounding like Alan Partridge...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:44 / 06.07.02
I'm so annoyed I just discovered this thread today!

Kegboy: just want to point out, that you can't ask people what they think of pride parade and then say, "And for those who are easily offended/argumentative... STOP IT." Do you want a dialogue or don't you?

Obviously I didn't attend the pride parade in Chicago this year, but I remember last year one of the hot topics about pride was that it had gotten so accepted by the mainstream that there were hordes of young straight couples who had brought their children down to cheer on the marchers and wave to friends in the parade, and was that a good thing or wasn't it?

I think a very good point has been brought up about the fact that sex and sexuality continues to be taught as something that is "wrong" and "shameful" that the very fact that there is a parade of anyone, let alone (gasp!) homos out there saying "We're proud of our sexuality" is frightening for people. I'd be all for a big pro-sex and sexuality party of all orientations as well but I'm thinking in addition to Pride (in my Utopian view).

Personally my only problem with Pride is I don't think I can hop on a float and march merrily along. I wanna play!

But to say "it's too over the top," or some other bullshit - lesbigays and trans have to deal with the breeders all the time, in the office, out at dinner, etc. etc. They listen to us plan weddings and talk about our lovers in public and without fear of getting our asses kicked just for being involved with someone. Can't there be ONE day for those who must fit into straight culture every day to kick it and live large? And have some fun? I don't think it's really asking too much.

*Off to find glitter, boa and "nobody knows I'm a lesbian" shirt..*
 
 
Shortfatdyke
06:54 / 08.07.02
if anyone went on the london pride march/mardi gras, could they give us a report?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:44 / 09.07.02
Didn’t go to the Mardi Gras on Hackney Marshes, sfd, (derailed by Rothkoid) but Gorgeous Ganesh and I did attend the Pride march.

Numbers, I know not, but they seemed respectable. Certainly a lot more folks than we can muster for Scottish Pride! And the sun shone too.

My highlights were:

*the motorcycle cops checking out the route beforehand, an attractive appetiser in black leather, immune to the wolf-whistling queens

*the Bollywood extravaganza of the bhangra-pumping NAZ float

*the H.M. lookalikes doing regal walkabouts and waving authentically to their people

*the demure transperson who suddenly broke away from her sisters and came over all disco diva, then demured up again just as suddenly

*all the kids with toty wee legs who were scampering to keep up with mummy (dressed in bin liners) or daddy (dressed in boyband chic)

*the Gay Firefighters in their sexy gear with their shiny big appliance

*handsome boys in nothing but underwear, stopping to moon the crowd

*the few brave Gay Muslims with their big brave banner

*some very handsome dogs herding the gay flock towards Westminster

*Peter Tatchell’s proud little placard pointing out that he has been tirelessly marching on our behalf for thirty years now (bless… neither wonder he’s so thin)

*the handsome American in shorts to our left who was cruised by every passing queen and filmed by every passing cameraman

*me and Big G in our Hawaiian shirts and leather keks

There was a hiatus midway, presumably to prevent a scrum at the bottom of the hill down from Piccadilly, but there was an ambulance there so it’s not impossible it was Kegboy having another wee funny turn…

Saw no Dykes on Bikes this year, sadly.

Oh, endless joyful, beautifully attired people, just doing their own little thang, Proudly - whoopee!
 
 
Ganesh
08:10 / 05.07.04
Reminded of this thread by yesterday's Pride parade in London. Not a penis costume in sight. Crushing disappointment.
 
 
Logos
12:12 / 05.07.04
Nor a clit lolly, neither.

At Chicago Pride this year, the most shocking thing on display was a man wearing shorts a size too small for him. And poorly ironed, to boot.

What have things come to?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:28 / 06.07.04
I sat next to a man wearing the most dreadful rainbow shirt in Trafalgar Square. That was quite enough of a fashion mistake for me.
 
  

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