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ONLY NICE THINGS
14:12 / 23.05.02
I get like that a lot. Still, I find nothing helps a hangover quite like some teetoal passive-aggressives...

Incidentally, Ariadne, does Berocca work? Qua supplement, really, rather than qua hangover cure...
 
 
Ierne
14:18 / 23.05.02
I have two very fond memories of Bacchante behavior at office shindigs.

1993 – My boss takes everyone out to eat at this fancy Cuban-Chinese restaraunt called Bayamo (no longer in existence). They had a long list of drinks made with Bacardi 151 and I had one of every drink on the list. My boss was so impressed that I was still walking, talking and interacting that he paid my tab.

1996 – Xmas party for the worst job I have ever had – marketing manager at this financial newsletter publishing house. Very corporate. They hired out a top floor of the MetLife building for the event (great views!) and flew in the London & Tokyo offices for the event. Open bar, DJ, big expensive spread.

I drank 17 vodka cranberries in the course of the evening. During this time I made the DJ stop playing 80's greatest hits and made him dig out the funk CDs he was saving for a party later that night, which got everybody up on the dance floor shaking ass. (Did I mention this was a highly corporate crowd?) I then took a large segment of the London editorial office downtown for Indian food, bar hopping down Avenue A and somehow got them into the Pyramid where there was some fetish night going on. I threw up on a co-worker in the cab home.

The next morning I came in at 9AM and worked all day, earning the respect and fear of everyone in my office, and urgent demands from the London office to have me transferred out there.
 
 
Ariadne
14:20 / 23.05.02
Still, I find nothing helps a hangover quite like some teetotal passive-aggressives...

Haus, I love you.

I think it does work, though I've no way of really knowing if it boosts my B vitamin resources. It certainly makes me feel pretty perky and I drink it most mornings. It reminds of a drink I used to love as a kid - Cremola Foam, I think it was called?
 
 
Ariadne
14:24 / 23.05.02
Ierne, when are you coming over here? Soon, I hope.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:34 / 23.05.02
Ierne - was that the fucked-up bit on Avenue A where you have 2 "English-style" curry houses *right next to each other*, with the waiters offering you poppadoms and trying to steal your affections while you queue? That was cool...
 
 
w1rebaby
14:42 / 23.05.02
Despite it technically being no better than vitamin pills, and about five times the price, Berocca seems to work for me too.

the thing never to drink, I've found, is Nurishment. Sounds like a great idea, but in fact... isn't.
 
 
Ierne
14:47 / 23.05.02
Haus – The restaraunts you refer to are actually on First Avenue – one communal staircase and two entrances side-by-side – and the competition between them is fiercely funny. While Flyboy was in town we walked past the place.

I believe I took the willingly kidnapped Brits to one of the restaraunts on Sixth Street between First and Second Avenues, though.
 
 
Ariadne
14:47 / 23.05.02
I have a huge stash of vitamin pills in my kitchen and never get round to taking any of them - just the Berocca. I wish the others all converted into fizzy drinks because it's so much more pleasant than big pills.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:53 / 23.05.02
Choclate milkshake, vitamin pill, packet of crisps. Every time.

If your budget will stretch, I suggest Supradyn Recharge rather than Berocca- it has more different vitamins in it and seems to work better. Although it does turn your wee a disturbing fluroescent yellow
 
 
higuita
14:54 / 23.05.02
Fridgemagnet the thing never to drink, I've found, is Nurishment. Sounds like a great idea, but in fact... isn't.
Glad it's not just me that's gone through that one. The slightly odd metallic smell to it, the queasy rumbling accompanied by glutinous phlegm, followed by a big brown fountainous spray of vom.
One not to repeat.
Others not to repeat have included taking a mate's painkillers to reduce my hangover.
'How bad could co-proxamol be on a hangover?' you may well ask. Ha.
 
 
Ariadne
14:59 / 23.05.02
Chocolate milkshake and crisps, sounds like a good start. I get the hungriest hangovers. This morning, on top of the spaghetti hoops, I ate a cheese and tomato roll, some cheese and coleslaw sandwiches from M&S, and a baked potato and beans. I think I'll have to live on Ryvita for the rest of the week.

And I'll try Recharge next time I'm in Boots, ta.

Do you get hangovers, Ierne? I have a friend who can get stupendously drunk and then just bounce up the next day. Not fair.
 
 
Ierne
15:10 / 23.05.02
Do you get hangovers, Ierne?

I try to drink a lot of H2O and take asprin before bed if I've been out partying. That usually ensures that I'm okay the next morning.

When I don't remember the H2O & asprin, I usually wake up feeling really dry and slow. No throbbing headaches, though. And I tend to crave fried foods.
 
 
sleazenation
15:14 / 23.05.02
Ierne you are a kindred spirit in the post drink stakes, though i tend to favour fried food after a big night of drinking if i've drunk lots of water or not.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:18 / 23.05.02
I don't really get hangovers these days - then again I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. Last weekend was a bit hardcore - in the sense of drinking till 1 on Friday, then starting again on Saturday at about 6pm and carrying on till 9:30 on Sunday morning - but my subsequent ill-feeling was primarily a result of having eaten nothing between lunchtime on Saturday and lunchtime on Sunday. I mainly felt very tired, but was still the one making bacon butties and doling out vitamin pills and painkillers to my suffering acquaintances.
 
 
Ariadne
15:25 / 23.05.02
Erm, I'm off out now. Though it'll be a sensible night - we're going to see Angus Deayton get roasted alive in the filming of Have I Got News For You. Might pop to the pub afterwards but it won't be a mad night. Thanks for getting me through a grotty day, Barbe people.
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:35 / 23.05.02
wow, so sorry that I cant really feel much empathy for someone asking "I acted stupid and am going to get shit for it, why did I drink so much?". you wouldnt be so fucking sympathetic were she saying "oh, I feel so sick, why did I eat 23 spoonfuls of salt?"

yes, its cool to give someone relationship advice when she confesses to screwing around on her boyfriend but not so cool to point out something just as obvious.
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:40 / 23.05.02
there is nothing particularly clever about abusing your body in such a way that A) you cant remember what the fuck you did, so you cant even take responsibility for it and/or B) you feel violently ill

and Im sick to death of people pretending that not only is it ok, but its perfectly fine to expect people to smile and nod as you complain about it repeatedly. its dumbass behavior, and Im not going to pretend it isnt just so that I can avoid you labeling me a sanctimonious prick
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:03 / 23.05.02
You seem a bit stressed, bk. My professional recommendation is a pint of Stella Artois.
 
 
invisible_al
16:31 / 23.05.02
I'm with the drink a few pints of water before bed school of thought. Usually makes me feel just midly rough the next morning, really can't be arsed with the hangover thing anymore, and if being sensible is the cure then boring and sensible I am :-)
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:36 / 23.05.02
ooh, sounds tempting, but I think Ill pass:

"Blackouts, or loss of memory for a period during drinking, are a physical effect of alcohol on the brain. They occur as alcohol cuts off the supply of oxygen to the brain. Lack of oxygen supply to the brain can kill tens of thousands of brain cells every time a person becomes intoxicated.

One effect of drinking alcohol is "blood-sludging" where the red blood cells clump together causing the small blood vessels to plug up, starve the tissues of oxygen, and cause cell death. This cell death is most serious, and often unrecognized, in the brain. With this increased pressure, capillaries break, create red eyes in the morning, or the red, blotchy skin seen on the heavy drinker's face. Blood vessels can also break in the stomach and esophagus leading to hemorrhage, even death.

Other effects of alcohol on the blood include: anemia; sedation of the bone marrow (which reduces the red and white blood count, and weakens the bone structure); lowered resistance to infection; and a decrease in the ability to fight off infections.

The stomach, the small and large intestines, and the pancreas are each affected by alcohol. Alcohol increases acid in the stomach. That can result in gastritis or stomach or intestinal ulcers.

Alcohol reduces blood flow to the muscles, including the heart, causing muscle weakness and deterioration. One outcome is cardiomyopathy (sluggish heart) which is common in alcoholics. Another outcome, arrhythmia (irregular heartbeat), or "holiday heart,"is often treated in emergency wards after several days of party drinking.

Muscle aches are a common symptom of excessive-drinking "hangovers."
This system controls the body's hormones and includes the pineal, pituitary, thyroid, and adrenal glands, and the ovaries or testes. Alcohol sedates these glands, resulting in under-production of hormones; effects include increased susceptibility to allergies.

Alcohol can effect sexual functioning in various ways. In low doses, it lowers inhibitions and may make a person feel sexier; but in higher doses, it can decrease sexual functioning: in men, by decreasing the frequency of erections, decreasing the maintenance of erections, decreasing penile size during erection, and increasing the amount of time between erections, in women by interfering with normal processes of sexual stimulation, and blocking orgasmic response. With chronic and prolonged use of alcohol in men, there is a shrinkage of sex glands and an increase of the "female hormone" estrogen. This produces secondary sexual characteristics, such as enlarged breasts and a decrease in body hair. Prolonged use of alcohol can cause infertility in both men and women"
 
 
Ierne
16:40 / 23.05.02
bk: If you aren't comfortable with threads about alcohol consumption, don't post to them. Lecturing and haranguing people about something you aren't comfortable about is really pointless.

Stop looking for a fight. Nobody's interested.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:27 / 23.05.02
she asked for opinions (and I quote: "Just why did I drink so much? And how much shit am I going to get today?"). I gave it. she didnt like my particular answer (which was fairly much you fucked up, we all do, theyll get over it) and she got shitty with me. then apologized. the possible sincerity of which was negated when she veritably swooned over haus' snippy comment to me. which set me to defending myself

I really dont get why no one is supposed to defend themselves against snide comments. its all sweet and dandy to make said comments, but no ones supposed to answer to them
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:33 / 23.05.02
I don't think there's anything particularly wrong with bk's posts- it's obvious that this is something that she feels strongly about, and info is never a bad thing IMO. But maybe it's time to consider the point made, eh, bk?

Huggles?
 
 
Ierne
17:37 / 23.05.02
Ariadne didn't ask for opinions, bk:

fill this thread with horror stories of work nights out(I can't be the only one?) to cheer me up when I get there. – Ariadne

I do not enter threads where you graphically discuss sex and complain that I don't like what your'e talking about. I ignore you.

If you don't like people discussing getting drunk, ignore them.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:48 / 23.05.02
topic abstract: "Just why did I drink so much? And how much shit am I going to get today?". I didnt make that up, sugar

I didnt come here complaining I didnt like what I read. if you are going to chastize me, take care not to misquote me or to make false claims

I routinely ignore the drinking posts. I dont complain about them. this is an isolated incident.

if you dont want to argue, ierne, then step back from it
 
 
Ierne
17:53 / 23.05.02
Step back from what? I'm trying to communicate with you, not fight with you.

But since fighting is obviously what you're after, I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore. Cheers.
 
 
drzener
17:57 / 23.05.02
Do you want a lovely drinking story?

Well here it is anyway.

One day about two years ago my flatmate came back from the states with two 1.5 litre bottles of southern comfort. I wasn't really in the mood for drinking but we had another friend round and I said I'd have a glass. I remember drinking about half of the glass and thats it until I come round the next day having a really dirty row with my then gf. Turns out I was quite reasonable until when saying goodbye to my friend at the door to the flat I just drop and fall down about 15 concrete steps. Knocked myself out cold for half an hour (this is what I was told) and then woke up and started howling like a banshee and throwing CDs around the flat (To this day I still have no recollection of any events after the first sip). I didn't go into work the next day (friday) and didn't phone them. When I went in on the following monday I told them I got hit by a car. Funnily enough my employers had no trouble believing me as I had a dirty black bruise covering half my face. I probably had concussion for about two days, splitting headaches for about a month and was completely scared off booze for another 4 months. Then I had to get my life together again. Isn't drinking fun.

Ah well, there you go.
 
 
mate
18:00 / 23.05.02
I kind of understand where BK is coming from though: Enough times I’ve been too drunk to remember my previous nights activities – I’ve started punch-ups, (with friends and enemies), and subsequently gone home with black eyes and/or other peoples blood on my shirt – it’s not a cool feeling when you get up in the morning. Makes you think: “what the FUCK did I do last night? Who do I need to apologise to and who hates me today?”

Personally I’m of the opinion that everyone has an ‘inner’ arsehole, and the only difference between A and B is that A can hide this when they’re drunk, and B doesn’t give a fuck.

Oh and Ierne, you are the last person who should be lecturing about starting fights.
 
 
Ierne
18:31 / 23.05.02
Oh. Isn't that sweet. Another fan of the blind date thread. Everyone hates it so fucking much, and hates me so fucking much for it, but no-one can keep away from it.

Give it up, "mate," or whoever you really are, because I'm not lecturing bk.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:45 / 23.05.02
Stop it. Everyone. Just fucking stop it.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
19:35 / 23.05.02
"Shhtop it? Who you thhhhink you arre 'nyway? Yoooou don' know me... Let'sh take it outshide, you thhhink yerr sho big..."

The board has been hitting the angry sauce, it seems, Mordant. Let 'em sleep it off.
Deric Holloway
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
19:46 / 23.05.02
I've had so many mornings in the past where I woke up alternating between hazy recall of the night before and an inward hiss of breath through gritted teeth as the gauzy veil dropped on one memory after another. Those were bad times of bad judgement and I do not drink so much anymore. Nothing "bad" occurred, but...certain situations could and should have been avoided.

Now, however, since I mostly only drink lightly in social situations, my tolerance is waaaay down and I every so often have that one drink too many and wind up...stripping naked at parties, for instance. In other words, I don't get so drunk that I black out and do things that I wish in hindsight that I hadn't anymore, but I do occasionally inadvertently drink enough so that I lose any inhibitions that I had while I was sober. I'm told that I'm the life of the party, nowadays. Which can be a good thing, I think, when one is capable of choosing to do so.
Deric Holloway
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:43 / 23.05.02
"Schtop schtop! This shitflinging is not ready yet! You can't rush these things..."

(Only UK people will get that, won't they? Ah well...)
 
 
Ariadne
21:02 / 23.05.02
Wow, I can start fights when I'm not even around.

As for my asking "Why did I drink so much?" etc, those were meant to be rhetorical questions, bitchiekittie. I'm aware you have a point, just wasn't quite what I meant by the thread.

And I didn't get into Have I Got News For You, which is a bummer - we got really, really close to the front of the queue, only to be told it was full. Our tickets will still be valid next week but it won't be so much fun by then.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:14 / 23.05.02
Angus listens to gangsta rap when he's snorting Nathan Barley off the naked bodies of 'high class call girls', y'know. I read it in the paper.

Now cocaine, there's something that leaves you feeling great in the morning and does you no harm at... oh, hang on...
 
  

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