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Things you hate that other people are dumbfounded by.

 
  

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Cop Killer
17:23 / 08.05.02
Yeah, I can't stand Radiohead either; I mean, I kinda dug "Creep" but that's it, after that, no more. I just think it's pretentious crap, perhaps it's better constructed pretentious crap but, hey, if someone made the Venus Dimilo out of shit, it's still shit. I hate Pink Floyd too. They're one of those bands that I have heard everything by, because I hang out with a large group of stoners a lot, and haven't heard one solid album by, in fact I think they only have a couple of songs that could be considered "alright" by any means. And people aren't dumbfounded by this, they get downright angry; I've had Radiohead fans yell at me for some time, and in high school I found out that sexual orientation is, apparently, based on whether or not you liked Pink Floyd.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
19:05 / 08.05.02
I have a massive prejudice against Saxophones when they're not playing freaky avant garde noise. And especially when they're crowbarred into rock songs. Ack!

This is understandable. I have no idea why I started playing classical saxaphone, as it is not at all equipped to do so. It's one of the few instruments that wasn't so much "developed" as "invented". As one of my friends put it, "Saxaphone? Bah. Apparently, long ago someone said 'You know, I really like the clarinet, but I also love the kazoo'. And thus was born the Sax."

...but I love it all the same. Probably because I've been playing it for an obscenely long time, and a saxaphone feels more natural in my hand than a pencil or spoon at this point.

I hate the way musical technique is the be [beat, I'm assuming] all and end all.

Can you please list a few examples of "musical techniques"?

Grant: While that's a good literal definition, what are we supposed to call the stuff called Classical that was written in the twentieth century? I mean, a lot of fine peices have been written in the last century, but you can't claim that the Classical period never ended, as much of the stuff doesn't really fit the Classical description. Some have very little similarity other than instrumentation. The genre as a whole needs a name, and since no one is going to go for "high music", and even though "Classical" doesn't really fit, it's what most people in and out of the music buisness call it. What else could we call it? Really though, I'd like to hear some suggestions.
 
 
Fist Fun
21:52 / 08.05.02
I totally agree. I hate and despise REM and U2, but have friends who like them hugely. Who else? Tom Waites, I hate him, or his music rather. The fricking Seahorses now that was a waste of everyones time. Arab Strap live, excruciating, like their albums but live no nono. Toploader. It happens almost every night my spotty arse. Me battering you to do with with a curly haired puppet will be only nightly occurence if I get my way. Bastard. "Down by the reservoir" by the Bluetones, now I know it isn't a band or a genre but fuck it, this shit has got to stop, I mean jeee-sus, that was one bad song, oh yeah and "Favourite T" by the Lemonheads, that spoiled the whole album, I had to retape it to remove that steaming artifact...and Jamiroqui, although sometimes danceable while drunk, but what am I supposed to do, walk around permanently pissed ready to break into a shuffle when he screeches on to the radio...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:54 / 08.05.02
Shit-hop.
 
 
Laughing
00:07 / 09.05.02
I hate Jimmy Buffett with the burning heat of a thousand suns. If one more middle-aged fuck wearing a bandana and a denim jacket tries to tell me that Jimmy Buffett is "just cool and mellow, man" I will completely lose my shit.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:40 / 09.05.02
I am just going to rant. Ignore this if you think it makes me a Music Nazi.

I hate Jimmy Buffet and his fans with the heat generated by Lemmy of Motorhead playing Jailbait. Fat people in tourist shirts drinking wuss drinks and talking about how mellow they are. He has recorded one song worth listening to and album after album of remakes of that song.

Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

Gangsta rap annoys me to the point where I tend to avoid rap all together. Sorry, and yes, I know it makes me close minded, but I just don't like listening to people bragging about how rich they are and all the crime and/or pain they inflicted upon other people to get that rich.

Sorry.

I hate the Rolling Fucking Stones for the same reason.

And any rock star who complains about being rich and famous unless it's Joe Walsh who is funny and drunk about it.

All "classic rock" should be put in a big box and put at the bottom of the ocean along with the Morning Zoo DJs who think we are So Fucking Pumped to hear the God Damn Logical Song again. And yes, it IS cool that you just got stoned and finally understand the song Money, but all Pink Floyd after The Final Cut is dogshit and needs to be purged from the planet with a nailgun to David Gilmore's head.

Sorry.

Top 40 songs that I can't tell from the commercials.

99% of what passes for commercial radio is utter dogshit.

Sensitive singer/songwriters with guitars and longings need to be trampled by Who fans.

Dance music is great in a club, but when you have someone listen to it at home, I think the CD is sticking. And I don't like going to clubs because the music is timed rather than composed.

Sorry.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
04:19 / 09.05.02
Tom Waits, I hate him, or his music rather.

That's it; my mother's not sending you any more money, so you'll just have to be my friend for free now. I'm still twitching. I can't understand; how could you say such a thing? Aaaggh.

Things I hate (and I have tried, really I have, to like them):
Gangsta Rap: territorial noise.

Reggae: some of the lyrics I think are nice, and I have been doing better with the genre, but I'll never buy an album. I find the rhythm irritating after two tracks.

All music of the baroque period. It makes me want to shove that miniature harpsichord up Lully's arse. Alto saxophones also piss me off; there's something about the tone. Give me a bari sax any day!

Phish: I just can't be arsed. Same with the Grateful Dead and Oasis. Just about everything else I can tolerate (except hair farmer rock and limp-bizkit-style modern alternative wank).
 
 
The Natural Way
08:06 / 09.05.02
Love gansta rap. Moaning bitches.

HATE AND KILL:

Yes! Toploader! Any of that shit dadmusic! That terrible, terrible, football chanty, stadium indie sound, first puked out by Oasis, that has come to define almost all chartbound guitar rock over the last 7 or so years. This big, big hatred includes every shit band from Ash to Embrace to Starsailor (KILL!) to Catatonia to.... if I heaR YOUR FUCKING WHINY VOICES ONE. MORE. TIME.

AAAaaatrghaksjlaAAAAAH!
 
 
The Natural Way
08:07 / 09.05.02
Sorry. Last post generally fucked, due to rage.
 
 
The Natural Way
08:17 / 09.05.02
(Basically, while I enjoy the show and I think the music suits it, I can't stand the 'Teachers' soundtrack.

Oh, and the 'No Scrubs' thing:

I think you have to appreciate that this music is coming from a culture where money really is an issue. You may not like it, but there you go. Don't think it impacts w/ the general goodness of the tune, though.
 
 
Chubby P
08:37 / 09.05.02
Unfortunately I hate the tune in No Scrubs as well so its a total loser for me! Theres nothing there that I like.

Moving on to pop music in general, I once heard a music teacher say that the people who write pop tunes are extremely talented because they manage to write something catchy that the majority of people can't help but enjoy. I think he's right. I'm not a pop fan but a lot of pop songs I find pleasent to listen to and don't annoy me. The biggest problem with pop is that its very much a here and now thing. There are very few pop songs that have long term appeal. It lacks substance. Kylies back in again but how many times have you heard "I should be so lucky" played on the radio in the past year. How often do people play those "Now" albums years after they were released. And just how much is my copy of the first Kylie album (on vinyl!) worth? Chubby P looks around furtively, "I hope I didn't just say that outloud?", he mutters to himself and scurrys away to his corner with all street cred destroyed. "The guys never come to this board anyway. Chubby P will be safe here. They won't find out, no, Chubby P will keep this quiet. Nice Barbeliths! They won't tell friends about Kylie album. They're good to Chubby P. Nice Barbeliths!" Curls up and goes to sleep.
 
 
Fist Fun
09:03 / 09.05.02
Running very late, but just have to add. Travis and fer-ucking Gomez. Complete and utter bastards. I don't care if you used to rehearse down my street and all my friends like, you are bastards, in fact you are not even bastards you are just one big bastard one big multi-headed evil morphed band music bastard. Had a day out in Manchester did you? Lucky you didn't bump into me, I would have taken that guitar and shoved it....*you hear something popping, then a dull thud*
 
 
The Natural Way
09:19 / 09.05.02
God, I hate Travis. Earnest pricks.
 
 
Bear
09:19 / 09.05.02
I like Gomez
I like Oasis
I like Slipknot
I like the Spice Girls
I like Britney
I like S Club 7

Actually think of anything you hate and I like it.

I do however hate all the boring pretentious music you enjoy.

The only thing that pisses me off is the fake anti-NME kinda people, the ones that hate music just because its popular - "Oh Coldplay they are sooooo bad" - but deep down they actually kinda like the songs but don't want to loose their "cool" image.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
10:33 / 09.05.02
oh god, I forgot Travis. Why do they even exist? I mean? If I hear one of their songs, I run away screaming. Or hide under my duvet and repeat the words "it'll all be over soon, it'll all be over soon" to reassure my fragile state. Usually it sees me through alright. but dull dull dull dull! Be warned, you are in danger of slipping in to a coma listening to such music.
 
 
The Natural Way
10:34 / 09.05.02
Actually, I don't mind most pop - it's just irritating, guitaranting pricks that I hate. They just piss me off: the whole pose......urrgh.
 
 
rizla mission
11:59 / 09.05.02
HATE AND KILL:

Yes! Toploader! Any of that shit dadmusic! That terrible, terrible, football chanty, stadium indie sound, first puked out by Oasis, that has come to define almost all chartbound guitar rock over the last 7 or so years. This big, big hatred includes every shit band from Ash to Embrace to Starsailor (KILL!) to Catatonia to.... if I heaR YOUR FUCKING WHINY VOICES ONE. MORE. TIME.

AAAaaatrghaksjlaAAAAAH!


YEEESSSS!!!!

Except for Ash. Ash are groovy.
 
 
The Natural Way
13:45 / 09.05.02
No they're not.

What's wrong w/ you, boy?
 
 
rizla mission
15:03 / 09.05.02
Ash are an absolutely glorious pop group, and anyone who can't see it is clearly blinded by their own prejudice. :P
 
 
The Natural Way
15:06 / 09.05.02
Well, clearly.

I'm going to marry you if you're not careful.....
 
 
that
15:56 / 09.05.02
But what will the battle-oxen say?

Now the shitstorm has been averted, I will post my bleughhh bands again. The Manic Street Preachers, The Beautiful South, fucking Muse.
And all classical guitar music I have ever heard makes me feel sick.
 
 
Axel Lambert
16:28 / 09.05.02
I can't stand Prince. Never have.
 
 
A
01:08 / 10.05.02
I, too find Radiohead, U2, Pink Floyd and Jamiroquai to be utterly irredeemable shite.
 
 
The Natural Way
10:33 / 10.05.02
Prince? He's made some good stuff. I bet good money I could play you a prince tune that you'd like. What's that fucking excellent one on Lovesexy? Really heavy geeeeetar, all stoppy and starty.... Help?

I
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:50 / 10.05.02
DuskySally, are you new? Stick around. You rule.

The rest of you are all talking bollocks. Gangsta rap is good. Catatonia were great. Radiohead are great. So is Britney. Bah.
 
 
The Natural Way
14:45 / 10.05.02
No.

Catatonia's frontwoman danced/posed like a hunchback. (I'm 100% on the money about the terrible indie thing and anyone that doesn't agree w/ me can just... Y'know, yr not even worth the bother... I COULD TAKE YOU OUT W/ ONE PUNCH! ONE PUNCH, THAT'S ALL IT WOULD TAKE!)

But, otherwise, yes.
 
 
m. anthony bro
09:40 / 12.05.02
I hate
(1) radiohead
(2) the strokes

maybe I'm just misunderstood. but I love
(1) britney
(2) take that

fucking hell, I'm so cool, that's why I'm cussin' for cred
 
 
that
10:28 / 12.05.02
I do hate Jamiroquai too. I can't believe I didn't mention it earlier. Uck. Uck uck uck uck. Annoying little behatted car-collecting... and godawful music, too.
 
 
The Natural Way
14:20 / 12.05.02
Oh, yeah. JK's just a new lad penis. Wishywashy, radio 1 friendly, "discofunk" shite.
 
 
Laughing
14:20 / 12.05.02
If I killed all the guys in Creed, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Nickelback, and Incubus, would that be considered murder or charity?

I'm sickened by what passes for "rock" these days.
 
 
rizla mission
15:21 / 12.05.02
Go on. Get them. Satan commands it.

And is there anyone in the whole world (bar Radio 1 programmers) who doesn't hate Jamiriqui?
Taking a brief vox pop, even wankers and completely un-cool people seem to hate him..
 
 
that
15:55 / 12.05.02
At least the Incubus singer has a kind of cool red tattoo.
 
 
The Natural Way
18:04 / 12.05.02
Riz:

"And is there anyone in the whole world (bar Radio 1 programmers) who doesn't hate Jamiriqui?
Taking a brief vox pop, even wankers and completely un-cool people seem to hate him..."

No, you see the wankers at my work really like him. The guy who works in finance w/ the cool - "alternative" - taste tells us that Kosheen, Macey Gray(lungs), The Brand New Heavies, 'The Rebirth of Cool' albums and all things basically mid-nineties, Straight No Chaser triphop are definitely, in the words of young Cosby, "Jammin' on the one!" And he's wrong. And he'll have a nice house on the Great West Road in a couple of years. And a coffee table. And moving, soulful Alisha Keyes albums pumping outta his expensive Bose speakers.

Run! Run from suburbia!

Glad I'm a punk rebel.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
18:50 / 12.05.02
does this mean this is a safe space for me to say i find garage and rnb incredibly weedy and pointless? saw a doc on garage recently and i have some real respect for the female garage singers because they do their stuff despite *always* being given shit deals compared to the men, but i still don't like it.

i *hate* the way popular music has become only for fucking children. a current hit is a version of 'the wheels on the bus' - an utterly inane nursery school song. says it all. when i was a little kid i listened to glam rock. left the nursery songs in the nursery. what it means is that it makes teenagers think slipknot are rebellious.
 
 
Ganesh
18:54 / 12.05.02
The Strokes and The White Stripes. Just don't do much for me, I'm afraid.
 
  

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