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Future Man! (Meeting Celebrities)

 
  

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Baz Auckland
15:12 / 01.05.02
At work yesterday, serving coffee to the Man, when who comes in with some record company guy (EMI is across the street) but:

Future Man! (aka Roy Wooten), the Synthaxe Drumitar player for Bela Fleck and the Flecktones!

I didn't bother him, but I did want to say "Flight of the Cosmic Hippo is one of the greatest albums ever made. Thank You." (Please let one other person in the 1018 of you out there, know who I am talking about)

Oddly enough, other than being friends with Sarah Polley when I was 14, this is the first time I've ever seen a celebrity.

Who have you met?
 
 
Captain Zoom
15:19 / 01.05.02
I met Weird Al at one of his shows a few years ago. I worked at a record store and our rep took us backstage to meet him. He was cool, though I turned into a bit of a nervous babbling fanboy. Tara asked him if he was married, which prompted my friends to question the strength of our marriage. But hey, I'd probably marry the guy too.

Zoom.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
15:20 / 01.05.02
Henry Rollins is the nicrst guy i have ever met
Rowan from vnv nation is a prick
grandpa munster when i was little
KIT from Knight Rider--(does that count?)
 
 
The Apple-Picker
15:23 / 01.05.02
Erm... I don't know what exactly counts as a bonified celebrity. My grandpa's a bit of a celebrity in his area; he even got a blurb about himself and his trial in Newsweek or somesuch. [He was defending himself for using Fighting Words in a trial brought on by the local tax assessor.] I've certainly met him.

Um, I met Alan Johnson, author of The Gender Knot.

And I met Rob Low's dad (good ole Chuck).

How's that?
 
 
grant
15:48 / 01.05.02
Celebrity Chronicle.

Check it out.

oh, and I urinated once with Ross McElwee, the man who made "Sherman's March," one of the funniest documentaries ever.

And then there were the real celebrities I met through work....brr.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
15:53 / 01.05.02
Rev. W. Audrey, Author of Thomas the Tank Engine, was a regular attendee at my parents Christmas gatherings. He would often read to the children and was a tremendous storyteller.

His grandaughter was in my class at school.
 
 
Utopia
16:03 / 01.05.02
a whole host of wwf rasslers when i was younger. i think i insulted lex luger by talking about a match at rasslemania 10 which he was sceduled to lose... john pierson, indy film producing god... well, i heckled jim bruer and carson daly during an mtv beachhouse thing in seaside, nj... and i once bumped into john coltrane's sister at a bar in philly (i was shooting a documentary about a local jazz musician).

grant: that Ross McElwee thing is great! an irregular story about an irregular filmmaker.
 
 
Rev. Orr
16:09 / 01.05.02
Went to see "Street of Crocodiles" and enjoyed it immensly apart from the tosser in the seat in front who whispered all the way through. When he stood up to leave at the end and turned to tell his companion that he "couldn't concentrate on the play because the lead actor looked too much like John Redwood" he was revealed as none other than the ex-chancellor Kenneth Clarke.

So I followed him into the gents and pissed on his hush puppies when he wasn't looking.
 
 
that
16:12 / 01.05.02
I've seen various celebrities, usually minor ones...

A comedian called Ricky something-or-other (not Gervais) who used to work with Jo Brand.

The actor who played Ferdy in 'This Life', on the platform at Victoria.

Anna from the first series of 'Big Brother', in Camden.

The actress who played Denny in 'Bad Girls'.

Lynda Bellingham in a shop in Muswell Hill. Probably the biggest celebrity I've ever seen, also in Muswell Hill, was Maureen Lipman.

Actually, I've also met two children's book writers - Suzanna Gretz at a library when I was about 9, and Shirley Hughes at another signing.
 
 
The headmaster
16:23 / 01.05.02
Arnie. (Fucking prick)
Chris Evans. (Good laugh – likes his beer)
Kylie.

Dinner with Madonna. (Honest!)

Rolf Harris.
 
 
The headmaster
16:43 / 01.05.02
I love This Life. Bought the box sets the other day.

Jizz!
 
 
QUINT
17:00 / 01.05.02
Met a shark once. Big fella. Left me this to remember him by. Shark don't need no advertisin', no manager. Never forget that face. Celebrity don't matter much. Won't eatcha. Shark, that's a meetin'll change your life.
 
 
that
17:39 / 01.05.02
But what about sea serpents?
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:12 / 01.05.02
Hey Barry, was that Sarah Polley..the girl from Road to Avonlea fame?

"oh, and I urinated once with Ross McElwee, the man who made "Sherman's March," one of the funniest documentaries ever."

I urinated once with Kenny Rogers at DisneyLand..the funniest thing was comming out of the rest room two little old grannies pointed at him and one of the shrieked "Oh! He does that TOO!!!". I tell you if I hadnt just gone I would have been on the ground pissing myself with laughter!!.
 
 
grant
19:59 / 01.05.02
You gotta browse that Celebrity Chronicle -- there's a whole category of urination encounters. A friend of mine had one with George Takai, Star Trek's Mr. Sulu.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
20:10 / 01.05.02
I didn't meet them, because I'm unobservant as fuck, but apparently the members of Ween were playing pool not twenty feet away from me at the bar I went to after their show the other night.

I've met a lot of people who've met and hung out with (and had various sexual relations with) famous people.

I've met and known a lot of people in bands that always seem to be on the cusp of breaking out.

Ummm...I'm a direct descendent of Noah and Daniel Webster...?

I am so, so lame.
Arthur Sudnam, II
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
20:11 / 01.05.02
Oh, the urination thing. Yes. I did, indeed, once urinate next to Twiggy Ramirez before Marilyn Manson was big. There ya go.
Arthur Sudnam, II
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:01 / 01.05.02
I run into quite a few Goths who are apparently famous because they understudy for the drum machine in a hilariously-named Sisters tribute band, but that and my oft-repeated John Noakes anecdote was recently eclipsed by meeting the creator of Serge, The Little Seal Cub.

Rock, bastards, bag, stairs, etc.
 
 
The Knowledge
23:52 / 01.05.02
You met Henry Rollins? I met Henry Rollins and Danny Devito. I thought Henry Rollins was weird.
 
 
ill tonic
23:53 / 01.05.02
Once, drunkly accosted Leonard Cohen outside of his hotel ... for a second there, I was sure he thought my friends (a shady lookin' lot) and I we're going to mug him.

"Are you Leonard Cohen?"
"No. But I used to be... "
One cool mutha.

Ran into, literally bulldozed over, Ria Pearlman (Carla from Cheers)coming out of a cigar shop in Victoria, BC. The little woman was buying cigars for her hubby Danny DeVito when we collided at the front door. I didn't even recognize her until, after apologizing profusely and holding the door for her to leave, the clerk gushed, "Do you know who that was?"

Once confused Spalding Gray for Gary Shandling. I think Spalding Gray is great and totally recognized him -- but for reasons I can't explain, "Hey, You're Gary Shandling!" came flying out of my mouth when we were introduced. How embarressing.

And from three years of being an extra --

-- shot hoops with Snoop Dogg on the set of BONES. (I think that was my biggest brush with fame -- the only celebrity I've spent more then a few minutes with.) Small talk with Pam Grier on the same set.

-- insulted by Casper Van Dein (asshole) on the set of some German (funded) TV movie.

--and rubbed up against (again, literally) Christina Ricci (major attitude)in a crowded nightclub scene on the set of her new movie Prozac Nation.

Wow. My list is longer then I thought it would be ...
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
23:59 / 01.05.02
Hey, Nightguard...did you happen to see some bald guy doing the makeup effects for Bones? That was my pal, Ben. He's...y'know, sorta famous, I guess. But totally not at all. He's got an IMDB credit...

SO lame.
Arthur Sudnam, II
 
 
ill tonic
00:07 / 02.05.02
Oh wait, there's more ... (yes, i'm a name dropping motherfucker) William Gibson lives in my neighborhood so I'm always seeing him around. (Interviewed him for a local paper -- called him out of the blue and had the nicest conversation over the phone. Extremely relaxed dude.) He has major writers hunch and everytime I see him I want to tell him to stand up straight.

(Anybody remember the coffee shop slash laundry mat "The Vicious Cycle" in Gibsons "All Tomorrows Parties"? That's an actual place a couple of blocks from my house ...)

Anyway, I'll stop gushing now -- unless anybody cares to hear about an ex room mate who swore he slept with Marky Mark ...

No? Didn't think so.
 
 
Ofermod
01:23 / 02.05.02
I met Jerry Orbach (Law & Order) once working a celebrity golf outing...real nice guy. George Hamilton is really down to earth. And despite hearing so much about Stefi Graf being a bitch I found her to be very nice. Yevgeny Kafelnikov, however, is an ass.

I used to know Cliff James. Another great guy. He was the sheriff in Superman 2 and was in two Bond movies. While I knew him we filmed Lone Star. Just a great guy with great stories. Probably my favorite celebrity I've met.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:21 / 02.05.02
One of my friends is a bouncer at a local strip club. He walked over to his table when he noticed one of the WWF wrestlers trying to make time with his girlfriend. Cant remember the name (blackman?) but he's the guy who used to bring numchucks and other martial arts weapons into the ring. Anyway my friend was too stunned at diffrent he was in real life, the guy only went up to my friends shoulders. HE glared. the guy left. End of second hand guess who I met story. He also met the guy who played the Mummy (not from the orignial movie, cause that would be way cool). Its amazing how many famous people you meet in strip clubs.
 
 
Baz Auckland
06:30 / 02.05.02
From Kegboy: Hey Barry, was that Sarah Polley..the girl from Road to Avonlea fame?

It 'twas. Also of 'Go' and 'Baron Munchausen' fame. She was nice, although she sort of screwed around with my best friend emotionally. Then again, we were all 14 years old, so that sort of thing is allowed.

My friends and I bought pot for Marilyn Manson in 1994. Jim Rose tried to pick up my mother at a NIN gig.

I knew someone who was in Montreal with their parents. They walked past Mordechai Richler in the street and said (loudly) "Is that Leonard Cohen?" Poor guy.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
09:15 / 02.05.02
I met Henry Rollins over the Einsturzende Neubauten section of Red Eye Records in Sydney. He was pretty nice, but has crazy-boy eyes happening. Scary. Nice to know that I'm taller than him (and have better-built legs, too!) though.

I've met Kim Salmon and Warren "violins, not comics" Ellis, but nobody here gives a shit. Sigh.

I kinda met Tom Waits once. Kinda. He did that "rrraaaaahhhh" thing at me. And tipped his hat. Which rocked.

When I was four, though, my mother threatened death if I went up to the other end of the airport waiting room (note: near Orange, NSW. Room approx six feet wide.) to say hello to Jon Pertwee. He was DOCTOR WHO, my idol, and my mum wouldn't let me say hi. Bah.

And my most annoying near-miss with celebrity was because of a friend of mine who worked at the studio that made Dark City. And neglected to tell me when he was out drinking. With Jennifer Connelly, Richard O'Brien and Rufus Sewell.

Bastard.

And the "You're Terrible, Muriel" woman from Muriel's Wedding once harpooned my Theatresports team. Ahem.

My favourite celebrity encounter (not physical, though) was getting a letter from the famously-reclusive Arvo Part. It was raining, and he was incredibly humble, which amazed me. Rocking, with fists of tintinnabular steel.
 
 
sleazenation
09:40 / 02.05.02
Met Chris Morris once, in a pub. I asked him and his mate "are you using that seat" ...

They weren't.
 
 
suds
09:46 / 02.05.02
i met mark ibold, he's nice.
i met holly golightly, she's really cool.
i met meg from the white stripes, she's weird and wild.
i met stephen malkmus, he's terrifying.
i met bob nastanovich, he's lovely.
i met carrie brownstein, she's sweet.
i met corin tucker, she's funny.
i met janet weiss, she's scary.
i met all of trail of dead, they're polite and fun.
i met muffin spencer, she's mean.
i met the bassist from idlewild, and he was up to no good.
i met the queen was i was six, she was boring.
i walked into philip scofield last week.
thats it.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:33 / 02.05.02
Once met Lemmy and Robert Smith in a pub in Bovey Tracy which was pretty damn cool.

Apparently Lemmy was using Smith's studio on a nearby farm. Most of the locals either had no idea who they were or were just too scared to talk to them. Me and my friends hung out with them for a drink. Nice guys.
 
 
The Natural Way
13:59 / 02.05.02
Met many, but that's because the family are all in telly.

Infant....

The Smurfs: I rode a special roundabout w/ them in the basement of John Lewis. I was very shocked when I saw myself on Tiswas a coupla weeks later.

When I were 6.....

Adam Ant: I think I've already mentioned that Mater produced most of his early vids (they may look crap now, but in a good way - I'm tres proud) and that meant he was always about her office. Seemed very nice.

Annicka(?) Rice: Crap english "celeb", but lovely. We had Tea.

Princess Margaret: Mater was filming her. My twin bro and I were to present her w/ a bouquet of flowers. Instead we had a fight. She thought it was all very adorable, I'm sure. As payment, received 'Walrus Man' and Luke in X-Wing gear

The Mini-Pops: Definitely one for the brits. Mike Mansfield offered my brother and I 50 quid (or, alternatively, 'Death Star Droid' and 'Snaggletooth') to appear on stage w/ them and bob our heads to one of their sexy numbers. The Mini-Pops scared me backstage by basically being stage school kids and can-canning. The whole experience was made doubly worse by the fact that my mother's secretary sussed that I was in love w/ one of them and promptly told the whole crew. Her name was Sarah (I think) and, later, she appeared on a Rice Krispies ad. I loved that ad, but refused, point blank, Mini-Pop stardom.

Boney M: I was in one of their videos w/ my cousins and my bro. A less well known tune about saving rainforests. I remember asking the make-up girl (who was black) what it was like in Africa w/ all the elephants. First time I'd ever upset and adult and I felt real bad (esp because I really fancied her).

David Essex: Weell, I didn't meet him, but I was in one of his vids. I received a black eye during filming, as a result of a nice "cuddly" sequence w/ my on-screen "Granny". She accidently smacked my face into my bro's rockhard head. My dog bit me in the face (another "cuddly" sequence gone wrong) and I cried. It was a disaster. Payment? Megatron.

When I were 10.........

Adam Faith: Always on the phone.

Terry Nutkins: He rang one day. Friends w/ Mum. She asked if I'd made a fuss over him - made it clear that I KNEW who he was. I didn't. It was Terry Nutkins, for God's sake..... The B-list boys just keep on coming.

When I were in my teens.....

Jean-Michel Jarre: Mum produced all his concerts for telly. He was very nice. They were friends. He payed for my Sega. His music sucks.

Others include Tony Slattery, Roland Rivron and a fighting pirate name of peg-leg jacktard.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:42 / 02.05.02
Go to enough gigs (or openings of envelopes), hang around after the show, and drink enough so that approaching someone whose music you love and saying "Hi! You're you! I love your music!" doesn't seem a totally mortifying idea, and you inevitably end up meeting a few of yer indie pop stars.

Met a fair few this way, but it all pales in comparison to the other weekend, when Kim Deal kissed my shoe.
 
 
Johnny Mother
16:47 / 02.05.02
I met Philip Schofield the other day.

He was a nice guy, until I mentioned the gopher.
 
 
Bear
11:23 / 03.05.02
I danced with Nicola from Big Brother and got her to phone my mum (I was very very drunk)
I met Frank Butcher,Ally McCoist and lots of other weird celebs at a golf day - who was the Judo guy from the 80's he had his own Amstrad computer game, he thought I was a girl. I think it scarred me for life.
 
 
Knight's Move
11:59 / 03.05.02
Larry Flynt, Colin Dexter (Morse author) and Howard Marks at the student union, John Peel at a showing of the new Undertones documentary, Jules Holland after one of his concerts in Portsmouth, Tony Wilson after a press screening of 24Hour Party People at the Charlotte Street Hotel, I once interviewed Stefan Avalos who directed the Last Broadcast (on the off chance any of you have heard of it), I saw Tony Hart on Guilford Station once, I've partyed with the guys who wrote Binary Finary 1998, I know the guys who run Geushky (big Portsmouth dance night often mentioned in Mixmag and Ministry mongst others. Oooooh.), I'm sure there are others. Friends of mine who run a dance night in Portsmouth know large numbers of the London Acid Techno scene like DJ Ant, Rowland the Bastard, and Dave the Drummer so I've briefly met some of them.

I always seem to miss the boat, my last girlfriend revealed after I broke up with her, that her parents know John Wagner and she had not only met him but he gave her a copy of one of his books, and she revealed that her family were good friends with sadly missed Desmond Lewellyn. .
 
 
rizla mission
13:04 / 03.05.02
I exchanged one syllable with Thurston Moore.

Who wants to touch me?

I was also standing a few feet away from Sleater Kinney but was too scared to talk to them, because they looked annoyed.
 
  

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