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I'll fight you all, pissed, with a smashed pint pot in each hand, a cutlass in me belt and a blunderbuss shoved down me pantaloons!
Given that a) a blunderbuss is a trumpet-shaped weapon loaded from the muzzle with just about any crap you can shove down there, all of which will fall out into your pantaloons if you store the thing there, and b) they're somewhat notorious for exploding rather than firing, and c) they're over a meter long, and hence might rather impede your movement, particularly if you have a cutlass in your belt as well -
Any ninjas around (who obviously won't tell you who they are) would likely sit around and wait for you to fall into the water and get eaten by sharks, or explode.
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