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But what do you LOOK like?

 
  

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Ierne
19:09 / 24.04.02
Hey – that eek! worked...

Of course, Lurid could be taking the piss out of all of us, and that isn't MC at all...
 
 
Ganesh
19:22 / 24.04.02
Lurid, I am speechless before your awesome masochism...
 
 
Shortfatdyke
19:38 / 24.04.02
ierne - that is most definately mordant carnival. i suspect some serious arse is being kicked as we speak.
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:48 / 24.04.02
now I feel guilty!

honest, ocifer, I didnt think hed do it!
 
 
Ierne
20:05 / 24.04.02
I can't find a movie still of Pam with the pickle jar online...hard to believe, it's such a classic scene...




ah well.
 
 
Lurid Archive
20:31 / 24.04.02
Oh my god! what have I done! Its you. All of you, you're the ones to blame. You led me astray. I never wanted to post it.

Luckily I'm in Southampton at the mo. So I'll be safe for a while. Maybe if I wait here long enough, she'll just forget?


oh god oh god oh god
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:56 / 24.04.02
Maybe if I wait here long enough, she'll just forget?

Not a fucking chance. Come Friday night, my boy, your derrier is steak tarter. Everyone be very nice to Lurid Archive from now on, 'kay? Because he might not be long for this world.

And as for the rest of you, I'm disappointed. It's not nice to take advantage of a masochist with a low tolerance for peer-pressure. Slap wristies all round.
 
 
Mazarine
22:28 / 24.04.02
Mazarine: opened your photo in a separate window -- and got a pretty severe look for it. Please don't hurt me!

Aww, Grant, I'd never hurt you! My fiance refers to that as "the look that makes babies go blind." I was at a not at all productive rehearsal and bordering well on homicidal.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
06:44 / 25.04.02
This is me three years ago or so. I have far less hair nowadays.

link to image
 
 
Mister Snee
07:10 / 25.04.02
Quoth Johnny The Zenarchist: "If this does in fact work, that's me on the left, with my brother and sisister. I'm sure you can tell which is which. The car is my brother's."

Yikes. Asher was quick to point out the frightening resemblance between you and >url=http://brainstorminterlude.2y.net:8409/~asher/images/asher/asher07.jpg>I. Asher's on the left, I'm on the right. It'd be a lot more noticeable if I could find a photo in which I don't look like I've just eaten an extremely sour cookie, but trust me, the similarity is quite striking.

At least now I know someone else on this planet has that haircut, such as it were.
 
 
Rose
07:28 / 25.04.02
I think Mister Snee meant to link to here. The description for the image is as follows:
"Asher's on the left, I'm on the right. It'd be a lot more noticeable if I could find a photo in which I don't look like I've just eaten an extremely sour cookie, but trust me, the similarity is quite striking."

He isn't lying, they do look a lot alike and I, Asher, was the one to point out the so called frightening resemblance.
Righto.
 
 
bio k9
07:49 / 25.04.02
Mordant- you look almost exactly like our daughters babysitter (except with a different tattoo). Seriously.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:03 / 25.04.02
Lurid... you have balls of steel, m'man... I'll get a whip-round for some flowers... we'll give you a nice send-off...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:16 / 25.04.02
Lurid... you have balls of steel, m'man

Believe me, he's gonna need 'em.
 
 
sleazenation
09:16 / 25.04.02
well lurid did say he wasa into cock and ball torture...
 
 
Lurid Archive
09:24 / 25.04.02
But there are limits to everything. And those limits aren't going to be respected....*sob*
 
 
Saveloy
09:27 / 25.04.02
Is anyone else picturing Mordant as an unstoppable force, steadily ploughing through fields, buildings and people in a dead straight line towards Lurid's bedroom in Southampton, leaving a wake of destruction behind her? And can you see Lurid leaping up and down, squealing, praying, carving a tombstone, digging a grave, jumping in it, pulling the soil over himself and putting the flowers on top?

Jack, Expressionless: I fear you may be too close to the epicentre. Get out, get out now while you can. Gather your loved ones together and get out of there.
 
 
Ganesh
10:55 / 25.04.02
*reverts to 'playground onlooker' mode*

Lurid's in t-rouble...
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:25 / 25.04.02
No, you have a huge face in general, it doesn't fit on my monitor... I think that's the biggest picture I've ever seen online...
 
 
suds
11:28 / 25.04.02
that is the biggest picture ever!
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:38 / 25.04.02
ooh, all I get is wrist slappies? goodie, my evil plot is beginning to unfold...

mordant - you may not be interested, but I, for one, would like to get a better view of your tattoo(s?)
 
 
Saveloy
13:21 / 25.04.02
Another fascinating glimpse into my amazing life:-

This is me on my private beach, giving encouragement to one of the local urchins that I've trained to run into the sea to fetch cod. They can hold their breath for 30 seconds, you know. (The urchins, that is; the cod can hold theirs for much longer):

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chewing_gum_for_the_eyes/files/Beach3.JPG


 
 
bitchiekittie
13:25 / 25.04.02
cod nibbles to toes
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:25 / 25.04.02
 
 
Cavatina
14:01 / 25.04.02
Eeeek!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:45 / 25.04.02
I wondered why Haus is always in sepia tones when I dream about him. Just the hand fate dealt him... I think Sauron may be using the other eye.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:08 / 25.04.02
Ask Ganesh - I actually *am* sepia.
 
 
Axel Lambert
19:58 / 25.04.02


Far right
 
 
Mazarine
23:07 / 25.04.02
WITWOL- hey.. that's not a bad acronym. I love black and white photos, but why are there no hugs for you?
 
 
Rage
00:20 / 26.04.02
Hey fridgemagnet, mind editing that pic of mine for me and saving it as a new file? I want Spider Jerusalem glasses and I want them now. Pretty please?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:03 / 26.04.02
Lurid, I'm sure we can find you a friendly pub to hide in. I believe I owe you a pint. And if nothing else, just keep screaming your safe word while in the foetal position...

Alternatively, film the whole punishment beating, and we'll back-project it onto the wall of the pub at the next London barbemeet as a warning to those who dare toy with La Carnival...
 
 
Lurid Archive
12:10 / 26.04.02
Somehow being beaten to a pulp for the entertainment and benefit of 'lithers sounds better on paper than it would be in reality. But then I probably have a skewed perspective on this.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:11 / 26.04.02
I promised myself that I'd never do this.







 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:22 / 26.04.02
So why not break that promise in style?
 
 
CameronStewart
15:21 / 26.04.02
 
  

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