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Char Aina
01:49 / 08.08.04
i just went back to my online home from before i found here.

dont click if you are offended by antisemitism

there was a falling out over there which severed my ties big time, but to be honest, it was more outta boredom than anything else that i left.

reading some of the shit in those forums might give you some idea of where my understanding of how to behave on message boards came from. just dont expect to get a wamr reception if you mention me, and dont expect them to welcome you with open arms.

(for those wondering, no, i would not have joined in on that thread. i dont find it funny, and yes, i do find it offensive.)
 
 
Papess
19:18 / 08.08.04
You know, I don't actually give a...

Ooooh, lookie here! a brighter future!

Bye.
 
 
the cat's iao
04:57 / 09.08.04
Fucking idiot fucks. I mean really, is that anyway to try to run the show? Of course, it's no one's show to run, or at least you'll hear that when you want to make a point of this or that. But, as soon as it isn't how they'd want it, why, it's their show to run. What a bunch of double speak nonsense! Tools.
 
 
the cat's iao
21:48 / 15.08.04
I grew tired of playing the same old game. It was obvious. Something needed to change. When you burn it down to the ground and the new form rises from ashes, well, y’know there will always be something left of the old board within the new package. Spaces remain similar yet transformed by observation and interpretation. So there’s a new game now that I am playing, but perhaps it isn’t easily seen by those who’ve trapped themselves into a static sight. They will play on the same old bored (sic.), not seeing that the surface is charred and the cards are no longer in the same language. It’s funny to think that taking a few steps in a different direction can unfold a landscape that is the same old but brand new. There is no following but only release, and it isn’t up to me to make you let go. You can keep on the identical tracks that you’ve carved through your mind. The same neurons firing the same sparks down the same corridors. It is, after all, your freedom to stay enslaved to that which cling to in your desperation to remind yourself that you haven’t changed.

I’m over here.
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:07 / 18.08.04
New Evidence Found in the 'Does Bread Make You Gay" Debate....
 
 
the cat's iao
04:39 / 19.08.04
It's you.
It's you.
It's all you.
You.
 
 
Shrug
18:50 / 13.06.05
[duetothelargeamountofwankonbarbelith]
In old Irish there was a word for self flagellation that directly translates as "a hand festival". The word used today is fein truailliu which directly translates as self pollution. [/duetothelargeamountofwankonbarbelith]
 
 
astrojax69
21:32 / 13.06.05
talk about imminent. phew!
 
 
Baz Auckland
23:27 / 13.06.05
Yay! My favourite thread is back!
 
 
Mirror
13:27 / 14.06.05
Bloody hell if this isn't isca weird. History's getting a bit irritating with the incessant damn repetition. Hasn't it got anything better to do?
 
 
Papess
07:59 / 15.06.05


Apparently not, Plain ol' ror
 
 
Char Aina
14:23 / 25.08.05
The Origins of Jazz

by Len Weinstock
Tracing the origins of Jazz in the formative years (1895-1917) is not an easy task. Recordings of Jazz did not begin until 1917, and even then the severe technical limitations of the primitive acoustical recording equipment distorted the true sound of the bands as they would have been heard in person. Ear-witness accounts of early Jazz bands of the turn of the century, like Buddy Bolden's band, vary widely. Nothing that they played was written and even if it was, it would be of little value. No musical notation has yet been devised that accurately describes the feel of an improvised performance.

Even the geographic location of the earliest Jazz experiments and the parties involved have been the subject much controversy. Many Jazz writers have pointed out that the non-Jazz elements from which Jazz was formed, the Blues, Ragtime, Brass Band Music, Hymns and Spirituals, Minstrel music and work songs were ubiquitous in the United States and known in dozens of cities. Why then, they reason, should New Orleans be singled out as the sole birthplace of Jazz? These writers are overlooking one important factor that existed only in New Orleans, namely, the black Creole subculture.

read more of The Origins of Jazz here
 
 
Char Aina
12:17 / 27.08.05
superman is a dick!
 
 
fuckbaked
07:10 / 28.08.05
I think there's a ghost at my work, but it doesn't do anything interesting. All it does is turn off the stupid light.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:33 / 28.08.05
You haven´t seen enough horror and suspense movies. Turning out the light, is the first thing, ghosts do. It´s their hors-d´oeuvre. You´ll be their main-course. And if you don´t want to find out, what´s for dessert, I´d say you better get a proton pack with an odd-looking particle thrower (flipdown ectovisor included free of charge) quick!

Oh, and do not cross the streams.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:28 / 28.08.05
1) To avoid any chance of becoming a Thread That Needs To Die, this thread is reserved purely for non-sequiters. A post may have some form of internal logic, but NO post shall make any sense when read in sequence with any other post.

HEAD LIKE A SQUID! NOW!!!
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:44 / 28.08.05
Funniest Mistaken Lyrics....

My favorite one is "Shamu! the mysterious whale"
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:49 / 28.08.05
close enough. I hope.
 
 
Papess
19:18 / 28.08.05
Almost gone? Sure, at the expense of everyone else concerned.
 
 
Char Aina
16:24 / 05.09.05
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:24 / 05.09.05
Stop changing your names! I have no idea who anyone is and I need history. I want the addeed piquancy opf remembering what you said one night on the Late Shift in 2002 when you were really, really drunk. No way to build authenticity.
 
 
Quantum
16:31 / 09.09.05
Some of us listen to Xoc and his mighty wisdom. Some of us start pointless threads about bodily functions.
 
 
haus of fraser
16:32 / 09.09.05
as requested by Quantum in the barbannoy thread...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:01 / 09.09.05
Hip non sequiter, et hoc genus omne
 
 
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09:12 / 10.09.05
bumpity bump, da bump.

Because.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:19 / 10.09.05
I'm reading the book: Nightmare in Wichita, The Hunt for the BTK Strangler, by: Robert Beattie, and I get to the first paragraph of chapter 5. This is it: "The manhunt continued the spring and summer until, On October 8, 1974, a young man with know mental problems was picked up by police in connection with the molestation of a five-year-old girl. The young man had been apprehended attempting to have sex with a duck while in a car. The duck protested loudly and the noise caught the attention of patrolling police."

The duck protested loudly!? I'd think so.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:55 / 10.09.05
I'm sure the guy on the radio (which to may annoyance is LW and therefore all cricket-tastic) just said "I think he just pissed outside leg".
 
 
■
06:45 / 12.09.05
Stanley Unwin would have been 94 this year. I do not care which direction he wiped.
 
 
Bed Head
08:24 / 01.11.05
*thinks* Those tables-with-pedals, the kind that work spinning wheels... I wonder if I could hook one of those up to a generator and run a computer off it? I wonder if I could then patent the idea and have every workstation in every office with a little pedal underneath it, and have clever computers that power down when people stand up and leave their seats, and nobody needing to *buy* electricity ever again? And I wonder if this would make me a bazillion pounds? And what would I spend all that money on? Ooh, hang on, I’ll make a list...
 
 
Quantum
08:33 / 01.11.05
I'll place an order for a treadle laptop if it's under $100, for sure, as long as it's not Norwegian.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
08:44 / 01.11.05
Round and round and round it goes, where it stops: who the hell knows?
 
 
Bed Head
08:53 / 01.11.05
(It is a good idea, isn’t it? I know loads of people who’d buy a table like that. Market it to hippies who’ve downsized and bought a remote farmhouse, get Maddy Prior to sing us a jingle for the advert.)

Also:


 
 
Axolotl
08:54 / 01.11.05
Bedhead: while good for the individual, if it worked it would return the office to a dickensian workplace, filled with poor minions forced to pedal like mad while also doing whatever call centre/admin work it is their misfortune to laughingly call their career.
 
 
Bed Head
09:21 / 01.11.05
Well, I was kinda thinking - in my idle daydream about inventing something that makes me squillions of pounds, that is - that this would have to involve more of a gentle pedalling action, otherwise I could foresee problems with repetitive strain injuries and Utter Misery and suchlike, and then all sorts of objections come crowding in to muddy up my nice daydream. I was just hoping that a modern laptop might need less power or effort or whatever than a big 19th century spinning wheel, and that simply tapping your foot all day could keep your screen lit.

Although, now you put it like that, I'm quite tempted by the idea of my inventing something Unspeakably Evil, actually. Me! Solely responsible for returning the office to a dickensian workhouse! I am bwah-ha-ha-ing as I type.

Er... you're right, of course. Back to the squids.
 
 
Quantum
09:55 / 01.11.05
Stick a dynamo or one of those kinetic watch-winder thingies in the mouse so it's motion generates the 'leccy to run the laptop? Or get unemployed chimney sweeps to pedal the treadle?
 
  

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