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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:39 / 16.07.06

Just how stoned is Churchill The Dog RIGHT NOW???

It's that sage nodding that does it, I think.

Evil Scientist

12:09 / 01.11.06

I would have liked to have seen a mob of twenty Cybermen tearing a Dalek apart like crazed metal zombies. One Dalek death isn't too much to ask now is it?

Evil Scientist

13:55 / 01.11.06

How I would have liked for it to remain at 666 posts. Still Satan tells me I should post again, and who am I to argue?

■

14:35 / 01.11.06

I saw a squirrel at lunchtime, then it ran away when someone doing cross-country scared it.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

14:41 / 01.11.06

The axe man has come to work.

14:59 / 01.11.06

I'm learning to ride a bicycle again. No, it's NOT just like riding a bicycle. I'm sure there is a logical contradiction in there somewhere.

Regardless, the sight must be terribly amusing. Visualize me not being creamed by a car, please.

Princess

15:34 / 01.11.06

The red spiral on my thigh is made from two day old face paint. It is not delicious, but I will still make him lick it.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

16:18 / 01.11.06

In a hive mind situation (Daleks, Borg, what have you) where all experiences are shared, does killing one bear the same moral weight as killing 'em all, since the anguish is experienced by all beings in the collective?

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

16:43 / 01.11.06

I'm thinking no.

Daleks feel no remorse whatsoever. Or at least that's what the one in my basement keeps telling me.

ONLY NICE THINGS

17:03 / 01.11.06

1) To avoid any chance of becoming a Thread That Needs To Die, this thread is reserved purely for non-sequiters. A post may have some form of internal logic, but NO post shall make any sense when read in sequence with any other post.

so mote it be

Princess

17:14 / 01.11.06

marriedtothesea.com

Quantum

17:23 / 01.11.06

Angels of rain and lightning; there are spread
On the blue surface of their airy surge,
Like the bright hair uplifted from the head
Of some fierce Maenad, ev'n from the dim verge
Of the horizon to the zenith's height—

Shelley

unheimlich manoeuvre

17:34 / 01.11.06

Isn't it about time we had a new word for neologism?

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

18:31 / 01.11.06

I eat heavy metal
And gargle premium gas
I drink heavy water
Nitro demotasse

Feverfew

19:34 / 01.11.06

These woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep.

I'm worried that I take comfort in Stopping by woods on a snowy evening more than I probably should. But...

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

15:37 / 02.11.06

Mesopotamia!

HCE

15:48 / 02.11.06

[09:44] You know, on [another board] we had something called Troll Paradise.
[09:44] Anybody could post there, but trolls could post _only_ there.

We could call it the Secret Forum.

Ticker

16:49 / 02.11.06

Shelley argued thus: "Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world."

when one considers how much bad high school poetry is written this goes a long way to explaining the state of the world.

today's bad poetry:

there was rain
and bright leaves
grey concrete
and inexplicable stains

If I held your head between my hands
and prayed
would the lies run out
while you foamed at the mouth?

If I held your heart between my teeth
and sang
would the fear blow away
while you thrashed about?

there was rain
and brittle hope
great shame
and inexplicable stains

■

09:36 / 03.11.06

It's very sunny out there today, but very cold. I hope the hall is heated tomorrow night, as my Halloween costume is kind of flimsy.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

08:06 / 06.11.06

Spookey Ruben rocks. Music thread coming, but this will remind me.

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

19:52 / 07.11.06

it keeps coming up - and really, is there any phrase in the English language which is cooler than "karate gorillas"?

fucking no.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

20:40 / 07.11.06

I dunno, "kung fu monkeys" is pretty close.

petunia

21:08 / 07.11.06

i always thought

'touché, motherfucker'

was the coolest english phrase i'd ever heard.

Now i'm not so sure.

Well... It's still the coolest, but by a bit less of a lead.

petunia

21:11 / 07.11.06

i feel i should add:

I'm not a big Samuel Jackson fan, or a Tarantino fan.

It's hard to explain, but i don't think the phrase is cool because it sounds like a man with a gun might say it...

hmm... i need to think about this

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:15 / 07.11.06

petunia

21:15 / 07.11.06

Shit. Sorry:

■

21:47 / 07.11.06

Pegs?

Dave, I've got something beloonging to you

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

00:32 / 08.11.06

The Popples always creeped me out. I mean, merry little fuzzy friendly things that literally climb INTO THEIR OWN STOMACHS so they can roll around. And their slogan was "Popples Love to Party!" So now all I can think about is this big party full of people who get tanked up on dry martinis and then they climb into their own stomachs and roll home, but they're drunk so they really shouldn't be rolling, but how the fuck do you take somebody's keys away when their conveyance is their own goddamn stomach?

Mistoffelees

10:28 / 22.12.06

I am Yog-Sothoth.

Dutch

11:11 / 22.12.06

# la la la la la la ... oh come on baby.. don't fear the reaper .. #

Though I'm not sure about the exact placements of the la's

electric monk

16:31 / 22.12.06

You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists.
You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists.
You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists.
Ya come down to this.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

16:35 / 22.12.06

this is brilliant and totally changed how I listen to a bunch of popular songs. 'sgood!

Jake, Colossus of Clout

Thank you, NRA.

Yep.

If there was ever a time for the instead thread...

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