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Luther Blissett
11:56 / 19.11.01
arse seeks elbow for 'How are we different' debate.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
12:04 / 19.11.01
WF seeks SWM that isn't an asshole. If you have emotional baggage or if you have issues with intimacy, then move it along. Must be willing to withstand various guilty pleasures and not yawn around one a.m. at a bar and suggest you're ready to sleep. English accents a plus, but not required.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:27 / 19.11.01
Gentlewoman seeks blond. Paul Bettany a must.
 
 
Ganesh
19:07 / 19.11.01
quote:Originally posted by Kali:
WF seeks SWM that isn't an asshole.


Kali, honeybunny, does this mean you've disimpaled yourself from your Spike?

(And is 'disimpaled' a real word?)
 
 
autopilot disengaged
09:12 / 20.11.01
freudian seeks nitemare.
 
 
Ronald Thomas Clontle
09:12 / 20.11.01
SWM seeks smart, funny, creative non-smoking SF who lives in one of the five boroughs of NYC, and is not engaged to be married. Your being severely emotionally troubled may improve the chances of me being attracted to you, but I think I'd prefer if you weren't...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
11:23 / 20.11.01
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh:


Kali, honeybunny, does this mean you've disimpaled yourself from your Spike?

(And is 'disimpaled' a real word?)



Nothing quite that dramatic, I'm afraid.

Just yet.

Upon the realization of my impending birthday a week from today, I have realized that during the course of the month when I was completely miserable that towards the end of that said month, the "getting over him" switch had been flipped on. And usually when that happens, you can't turn it back.

I am still with him but right now I am making him feel as small as I did. And I don't care.
 
 
autopilot disengaged
17:38 / 20.11.01
joke seeks punchline... chicken seeks road... now stretches out to tomorrow/(((fucks it up))). nothing to see... move along/carry on.
 
 
@ BOD aka Cave Painter
05:44 / 21.11.01
Christmas Dinner WLTM Turkey
 
 
@ BOD aka Cave Painter
05:48 / 21.11.01
Lord would like to meet Flies
 
 
autopilot disengaged
15:06 / 21.11.01
me: remorseless sexual predator and devourer of souls. you: don't have a choice.
 
 
bitchiekittie
09:09 / 04.12.01
I love this thread, too
 
 
Rage
09:21 / 04.12.01
Genderless Teenage Mutant seeks Female Chaos Magician to make delusions become reality with. Let's start a new race, sweet thang.
 
 
bitchiekittie
09:31 / 04.12.01
sf searching for a lost soul to nuture
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
09:40 / 04.12.01
Contented SWM seeks gnashing of teeth and sleepless nights courtesy of nubile harridan.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:48 / 04.12.01
Old soul seeks arse'ole for nu-soul solos. Bring your own theramin.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:01 / 04.12.01
Strange white male, little cash, something resembling a sense of humour, good teeth, fun seeks woman. No fuglys, dependants, chronic insecurities or bipolars need apply.

Well go on then but you'd better have big tits.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:03 / 04.12.01
Old buck in nubuk seeks sucker to fuck at the Roebuck.
 
 
Sax
13:27 / 04.12.01
White knight, right height, flies kite. Quite tight. Meet day or night, you cite.
Might bite.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
18:06 / 04.12.01
NEWLY SWM MAYBE SEEKS SF, if anyone, but not really sure if that's such a good idea, actually. Employed, relatively well groomed, working on writing and drawing skills in vain attempt at doing comic books sometime in the future. Wotta turn on. I guess I'd be looking for someone who is full of life to the point where, you know, she almost glows because of it. You know what I mean? Also, someone who is reasonably intelligent and has a sense of humor, of course. Humor is important. Likes: deep, soul-baring conversations, singing and dancing (although I really don't know how to do either and usually wind up looking like a fool, much to the amusement of others), holding and being held for long periods of time when no one has to say anything and it's not an uncomfortable silence but something really nice that transcends words, laughing until I pee, and squirrels. Dislikes: people who look at me like I just took a shit on their rug when I attempt deep, soul-baring conversations, being a piece of furniture in anyone's life, pretentious people, sports, judgemental people, injustices of any kind, and heights when there isn't anything to hold onto. Non-smoker, light drinker, occasional dabbler in more exotic substances. Don't really mind what vices you might engage in. All things in moderation and whatnot. Although I might briefly freak out about the harder stuff. I'll try not to, though. Good taste in music, movies, books, and comics a plus but not necessary, I guess. I mean, I'm not going to hate you if you like the Backstreet Boys, but I'm definitely going to wonder what that's all about. Ability to converse about everything from the silly to the profound a must. A lack of self-consciousness about one's nakedness would be nice, as well. I'm not rich or anything, so I don't have a lot to give but me. I'm also kind of short and losing my hair. Keep that in mind if considering a reply.
 
 
bitchiekittie
18:53 / 04.12.01
sf finding herself crying at more songs lately seeking sm whos never crushed a heart
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:20 / 04.12.01
boy seeks girl. open mind about music, comics, sex and drugs a must. i'm a vegetarian but don't hold that against me. writes poetry, songs and stories in what little spare time he has. tall, sad brown eyes, short hair, beard (on me, not you). prone to occasional fits of manic depression and effervescent joy. loves kids and cats.

Zoom.

p.s. BK, I'd answer your ads in a second.
 
 
Ronald Thomas Clontle
19:47 / 04.12.01
Zoom, I thought you were married? Are you a Mormon or something?
 
 
Ronald Thomas Clontle
19:49 / 04.12.01
Zoom, I thought you were married? Are you a Mormon or something?
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
09:28 / 05.12.01
quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
sf finding herself crying at more songs lately seeking sm whos never crushed a heart
Me too. Except for the "sf" seeking "sm" bit. I think I'm getting my feelings fully back after far too long of a forced absence...
Arthur Sudnam
 
 
noone
09:28 / 05.12.01
Bad Person Pursues Good Person
 
 
bitchiekittie
10:09 / 05.12.01
sf seeks something

(zoom - waHOOOOOO)
 
 
deja_vroom
12:05 / 05.12.01
slip seeks knot.
 
 
deja_vroom
12:07 / 05.12.01
slip seeks knot.
 
 
deja_vroom
12:09 / 05.12.01
slip seeks knot.
 
 
Dao Jones
12:20 / 05.12.01
Educated alter seeks others (esp. Memory Trace Personality) for re-integration. Primary also posts here, so please be circumspect. Test consciousness, sociopathy a plus.
 
 
deja_vroom
12:28 / 05.12.01
slip seeks a knot
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:59 / 05.12.01
After putting a series of personal ads from my local newspaper through an anti-bs translator here are the most common ads.

married man having a midlife crisis seeks dumb blond for self affirming affair.

my friend is a little plump and continuosly bitches about never getting any. All of my friends won't touch her with a bargepole so this is my last ditch attempt before I tell her the truth.
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:09 / 05.12.01
sillyass seeks goofypants

(zoom - waHOOOOOOOOOOOO!! theres hope for me yet!!!)
 
 
deja_vroom
13:28 / 05.12.01
slip seeks knot
 
  

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