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Tryphena Absent

19:01 / 03.01.04

Smoking m/f couple seek carnivorous, smoking, bisexual androgyne for dancing, conversation and "teamwork". Must like The Raveonettes, Six Feet Under and Zoolander. Ugly people need not apply, goths considered.

Sax

20:31 / 03.01.04

Oi, uglyist. I was going to apply until I got to that bit, too.

By the way, you two are fast becoming the Kat and Alfie of Barbelith. At least in my heart.

gingerbop

21:08 / 03.01.04

Kat? Thats a bit harsh. This girl likes her clothes! Can I be completely stupid and ask who Alfie Sparks is?

Shrug

21:13 / 03.01.04

Alfie Moon, I think, you know Shane Ritchie...

Tryphena Absent

21:40 / 03.01.04

I do have a silver leopard print scarf though... that's kinda Kat-like.

And Polythene sorry to break this to you but I'm not actually with Alfie Moon, sweet though he is.

Shrug

22:10 / 03.01.04

eh Sorry missed the loop there, possibly I'm too drunk to see it.

pointless and uncalled for

07:37 / 04.01.04

Long term SSM seeks reason to get up in the morning other than money.

Captain Zoom

18:04 / 11.01.04

Wanton purveyor of illicit pleasures seeks pure but easily corruptible mind to play with.

Zoom.

bitchiekittie

16:13 / 27.05.04

yes, I still want all of the same things.

USA seeks WMD.

[wtf...]

San Francisco bi pervert seeking tantric partners for magick practice in or out of bed...

Ganesh

01:14 / 30.05.04

SA/NS GWM, VWE, GSOH seeks similar for BDSM, CP, WS, TT, CBT, FF, HOM/GOM. No scat.

Gypsy Lantern

02:21 / 30.05.04

Scarily formidable magician with broken heart seeks something other than appalling emotional desolation, no fuckwits, humans considered.

gravitybitch

04:02 / 30.05.04

Ah, there's only an ocean and a continent separating us...

XXII:X:II = XXX

04:32 / 30.05.04

BiWM, 5'9" 170 lbs (I'm guessing there), seeks BiM and/or GM and/or SF and/or BiF of any ethnic extraction in NYC area. (What can I tell you; I have no attachments to traditional models of "coupling," including that word.) I was about to list a number of preferred interests, but I realized that if you're reading this it's likely you already share a good number of those. Must be willing, at least for the short term, to date on the cheap or foot the bill as my sorry ass is currently broke. Sex, save for protection, is usually quite economic, and fortunately within a list of things I do well.

If this has any effect I will be more surprised than anyone.

/+,

Charlie's Horse

06:30 / 30.05.04

Economic sex? Do you make the same noise cash registers make when they open?

Gets me hot....

Phex: Dorset Doom

08:24 / 30.05.04

Everyone's someone's biggest mistake they ever made.
Get in touch with me, I could be yours.

pointless and uncalled for

10:58 / 22.06.04

Autonomical interloper on questionable recidivist trip with limited room for improvement seeks mania deficient intellect crossbred with hopeful compassion and a darkened sense of perspicuity. Judgemental acceptable if neurotic, own orientation a must. Cry me a river will unleash hell either way.

HCE

20:11 / 23.06.04

Petite blonde cutie, loves animals, hiking, the Dodgers!, the Lakers!, partying, shoe shopping!, seeks tall dark & handsome SWM for long walks on the beach (no really!), cuddling in front of the fireplace, fine dining. Are U ready 2 spoil & B spoiled?

Haus of Mystery

20:15 / 23.06.04

Freelance do-gooder seeks assistant in general do-gooding (for no money). Must be good with gadgets. GSOH.

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:59 / 25.06.04

Knife seeks face.

the cat's iao

03:59 / 03.07.04

Upset and frustrated monkey seeks other monkeys to get upset and frustrated with. Shit flinging is a must. BYOB (bring your own bananas).

19:20 / 03.07.04

Polypansexual androgyne seeks same or bi couple or sedoretu or something. Obligate carnivore; fundamentalist vegetarians need not apply. Fundamentalist anythings need not apply, really. Emotional intimacy +, emotional cripple -. Weird academic interests and expertises highly desirable; I'll show you mine if you show me yours. San Francisco or Toronto +. Goth +. Kink +. Pessimist -. Knowledge of the origin and meaning of the word "sedoretu" ++. I like to cook, indulge in wanton irony, have weird conversations until late at night, play martial arts, go to ren faires, mix ritual and sex, and take long walks anywhere but the beach, unless it's at night. I hate mean people, cleaning, and psychopathic Jack Chick cultists. Neutral on the undead and chaos magicians. Do not run while holding this product and then trip and poke your eye out as this may void the warranty.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:53 / 03.07.04

Drunken rodent seeks booze for long-term friendship. Booze with money preferred.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:09 / 03.07.04

be my frend i have five p and a sammidge it is chesse and pickle ps it is not true about the walruses

the cat's iao

21:41 / 03.07.04

Hungry stomach seeks appetizing dinner. Spicy OK, bland need not apply. Feel free to bring your friends--the more courses the better!

■

21:43 / 03.07.04

SWM seeks board moderator to do some really hardcore coding for the BBC. Blimey, Tom. You've been busy.
[Feels mildly inadequate.}

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

13:58 / 05.07.04

I'll be flying into London in 2 weeks. If any of you want to March around with me surveying Battle Plans and perhaps having a nice Scone with a cup of Earl Grey...

vonkobra@gmail.com

Hattie's Kitchen

14:43 / 05.07.04

Empty vessel seeks U-boat commander to tantalise me with his mighty periscope...

Hattie's Kitchen

14:43 / 05.07.04

Empty vessel seeks U-boat commander to tantalise me with his mighty periscope...to the Gathering, quickly!!

illmatic

14:58 / 05.07.04

Angyr Australian Misthrope seeks Greenpeace Canvasser for secret Tree Hugging and help with Beard Resurrection. (NB. this must remain our secret!)

Baz Auckland

02:08 / 06.07.04

WM seeks German-speaking human willing to exchange language lessons for instruction on how to fiddle.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

19:33 / 15.10.05

I saw you

I saw you at the gas station yesterday. Long red hair, interesting thrift shop clothing, stunning face...then you bought cigarettes and I decided not to talk to you. If you were to stop smoking, I would worship you from afar.

And this is just as pointless as all of the other "I saw you" personal ads I have ever seen, since I know you won't see this ad....and no one who is the subject of an "I saw you" personal ever sees them. And if they do, they are probably creeped out.

lekvar

23:13 / 15.10.05

Anatomically correct, seeking same.

doglikesparky

23:20 / 15.10.05

Anatomically correct, seeking same.

Ah, so close, yet so far....

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