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Fiction Suit Five

09:40 / 03.10.01

Non-existent entity M wltm imaginary druggy degenerate F for hypothetical poetry reading sessions.

09:40 / 03.10.01

SWM -- founder of fake white-collar cult, author, satirist, programmer, inventor, skeptic, science buff and all-around "user-friendly genius" -- seeks SF for walks through the AMNH, dinners, fun in bed and all kinds of intellectually crazy shit. Must be science buff (or willing to learn), have a wicked sense of humor, be smart as a whip and live in NYC. Drugs a must. Must also be cool with the fact that I don't have a job right now.

I'm a catch!

Clavis

[ 03-10-2001: Message edited by: Clavis ]

09:40 / 03.10.01

Nasty obsessive git, mood swings like a gate seeks perfection in another. Small ask.

Actually, lovable, cuddly dreamboat seeks same.

Really this time. Persona generation machine seeks validation of existence. Can you help? Send cash now! 1800-FLUSH-AWAY.

09:40 / 03.10.01

Looking for a large hairy woman with the ability to crush the head of a dingo while defending burrow.
Must be lazy, stubborn and playfull.
I have a large collection of earth chambers extending 22m and a nearby fence to chew and rub against.

15:54 / 03.10.01

WF- happy go lucky christ Figure--Seeks happy go lucky tourtred artist, Must have hallocnations of Shakshperes ghost,Drugs and a gopher freind named ren_Ri Must like puppycats and lint.

08:35 / 04.10.01

GRS WLTM computerised moon for Hockey and gravitational pull.

Whisky Priestess

08:35 / 04.10.01

SWF seeks small private army of tall, blond, witty, lean men to defend her virtue against unscrupulous Mongol hordes. Own uniform a must.

00:34 / 06.10.01

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack
She is touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

00:46 / 06.10.01

All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who’s made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts

He’d know me inside and out
But every boy who’s made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
’Cause every boy who’d made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

Love him ’til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food — I’ll starve to death
If I could just find a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

http://maryprankster.com/

00:52 / 06.10.01

actually, I want a man who I can quote these lyrics to (and mean it; straight face optional):

I wanna walk around
And kick the tires of your mind
Trace the laces to the places
And embrace them as they subtly unwind

Sid my Vicious, you’re delicious
Stars and garters — do my dishes
Pass me the bottle and I’ll coddle
The floor model of your mind

I wanna take a trip
To your cerebral petting zoo
I know there ain’t no cages
Just the pages of the ages that is you

I can’t recant, you’re too enchanting
Raise my rent and rave my ranting
I’ll creep behind the keeper
As he sleeps beside the zebras of your mind

I wanna tie one on
In the nightclub of your mind
Travel down underground and buy a round
For any clown that I can find

Truth be told, you’re good as gold
Hot patootie — bless my soul
I’ll order up a porter and a quarter
For the jukebox of your mind

...I thought I found him, but he lives in pommyland

01:44 / 06.10.01

I want a boy who'll think it's cute and charming when I take over the living room to belt along to songs on the stereo, and who will be proud to be involved with someone who's so smart when I beat him in an intellectual debate. And he also has to be able to make me laugh, and be able to laugh at himself, and enjoy a good pint. ANd they have to be fantastic in the sack.

It's not too much to ask.

01:44 / 06.10.01

I've always wanted to hire out a good back-up band, camp out beneath a beautiful woman's window and serenade her with "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)."

02:00 / 06.10.01

quote:Originally posted by Cherry Bomb:
...and enjoy a good pint.

Damn. So close. Straightedge sucks.

06:05 / 06.10.01

f/atlanta/ amazingly witty and quick on her mental feet seeks similar. interests include science, space, wacky music, cool music, dark music to have long bouts of great sex to, comix, readin' in bed on both warm and cool days, hot cocoa w/ a spoon of peanut butter in the bottom to taste like a reese's, candlelight baths, arguing politics and religion, tho owing allegiance to none. Looking for smart gent who knows his history and what's going on in the world, someone who's passionate about what they belive in, articulate, reasonably well-read and open to new stuff in general. MUST be able to laugh, both at self and at me/the world.
-debating a move to NYC...btw-

interested parties can write to:
Grendix@another.com

06:29 / 06.10.01

GWM
Holds everyone and everything in contempt. Is fairly attractive and intelligent with a large cock. Makes love as passionately as he despises everything. You will ONLY fall in love with me if I hate you. And I will hate you.

Disco is My Class War

11:23 / 06.10.01

Theory bitch seeks bent acolytes and/or sparring partners for collaborative sex-writing projects and transatlantic servitude. Gender-dysphoria preferred, love of humiliation a must. Attitude essential. Apply in writing — porn stories especially appreciated.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

13:03 / 06.10.01

Unashamed geek looking for redhead. Must be willing to debate political issues of the day by yelling at commentators on news channels, have some some sort of artistic bent, not mind odd shifts in musical tastes, be open to pranking the public and have a deep love of wearing corsets.

And I think that anyone who says they like travel, long walks around the lake, or whatever sports team is in vogue needs to have the Winston Smith rat cage strapped on until they get some real interests.

16:06 / 06.10.01

[ 06-10-2001: Message edited by: True Art ]

00:58 / 07.10.01

quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese

mac and cheese! nostalgia! breakfast with mac and cheese! cherry! do you remember? breakfast with mac and cheese! yay!

01:01 / 07.10.01

quote:Originally posted by moriarty:
Straightedge sucks

but no brewer's droop daddio.

quote:Originally posted by True Art:
GWM
Holds everyone and everything in contempt. Is fairly attractive and intelligent with a large cock. Makes love as passionately as he despises everything. You will ONLY fall in love with me if I hate you. And I will hate you.

you don't. you don't hate me. but i'm the wrong gender anyway, so it's a moot point .....

good to know that about your cock size though

Frances Farmer

22:57 / 07.10.01

Elmo removal operation.

04:38 / 08.10.01

SWM with big hair searches for someone with bigger hair.

11:55 / 08.10.01

have you tried new jersey?

13:34 / 16.10.01

ISO lackey, gender unimportant. Must do windows and laundry. Appreciation for a good berating a +.

18:56 / 16.10.01

quote:Originally posted by moriarty:

Damn. So close. Straightedge sucks.

Sweetie near beer works with me if it works with you!

13:02 / 17.10.01

quote:Originally posted by Kooky is Eeevil:

mac and cheese! nostalgia! breakfast with mac and cheese! cherry! do you remember? breakfast with mac and cheese! yay!

I DO remember that!! >>sigh<<

Ah, good times, good times... partying with the Subs in Amsterdam, Strawberry Fields in Brighton, my fabulous "Man's Ruin" ashtray...

I WILL go back to Europe! I WILL! War or no War!

(Besides, the airline fares will be so cheap!)

14:02 / 13.11.01

Preternaturally cheerful princess warrior for social change seeks boy who'll let her wear her hair down and curl up and be a big secret softie at home. Must enjoy shouty debates about politics (often argued from a feminist perspective), have excellent knowledge of and a passion for music, must like girls who enjoy singing at the top of their lungs anywhere the mood strikes them. Also must be a fan of movies, art, wine, pints, making fun of self and laughing.

We will lounge in bed variating between making out, having sex and sleeping 'til about 2 on the weekends, at which time we'll head to a good greasy diner for eggs and hashbrowns, and the reading of the Sunday paper of your choice. Yum!

[ 13-11-2001: Message edited by: Cherry Bomb ]

15:46 / 13.11.01

...ewww hashbrowns...so close yet so far.

SWM 27 looking for SF or equivalent, must be into Jazz and Blues and metal, have an interest in art and film. Vivacious personality a must. Must like dogs and fishing and be able to put up with frequent rants on the futility of art in todays world followed by months of artistic depression and self loathing. Followed by a joyous burst of the god complex. Must be willing to act as muse. Also love of cartoons a definte must!

16:10 / 13.11.01

sf searching for grudging artist under the facade of a grungy working man, who doesnt mind dramatic mood swings, highlighted mainly by sublimely manic heights, frequent bouts of energetic lovemaking in odd locales and dubious climates, who will throw herself completely into him and still manage a fear of commitment. spontaneity and fearlessness a must, prefer a teetotaler, but a man who knows his limits and abides by them will more than do. must be prepared to stop and gaze in awe at random points in lifes journey - whether at its beauty or purely the nature of its randomness. must like to travel and eat and wander and laugh - a lot. must make her laugh think and sigh, daily.

16:29 / 13.11.01

quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
must make her laugh think and sigh, daily.

I would like to attach the above to my ad as well. If you don't mind of course.

16:33 / 13.11.01

not at all. as long as you promise, if you find him, to hand his brother over to me!!

01:14 / 14.11.01

"SWM, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do much of anything, looking for a decent pair of trousers."

01:14 / 14.11.01

I'd have to second that, feelwelcome... there's hope for me yet.

Here's mine.

SWM passionate intellectual tattooed mystic fool seeks fearless woman with capability to astound on many levels for wild times/cosy evenings. Warped SOH helpful.

11:17 / 14.11.01

quote:Originally posted by Flame On:
I'd have to second that, feelwelcome... there's hope for me yet.

Or rather, lads, there's hope for BITCHIE and me yet.

11:54 / 19.11.01

you read my mind cherry!!

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