My media saturated mind has recently offered:
A dream where Viggo Mortensen roped half the cast of LotR in to a new slash version of the film. Most of the rest of it was due to the fact that I once slept with someone who looked very much like VM, and that person had a Prince Albert...but I won't inflict details on you all.
I was in a village in Italy or somewhere, with half the cast of Dawson's Creek, looking through old magic books for details of the proper ritual accoutrements for my purposes, when Dawson and I (oh lord - no, I don't know what he was doing in my head, either) found out that Jack had died. So we went down to the swimming pool where the wake or whatever was being held - in some big fancy black car ripped straight from that Marilyn Manson video where he's JFK. The small pool building was full of locals, all dressed in mourning garb, and various people I know, and probably other Dawson's Creek characters, too. And they started singing happy birthday to me, and there was a big white cake and everything. And I was horrified, cause Jack was dead and all that...so I kept trying to look over the crowd and see if maybe he wasn't really dead. But he was. So his body was chucked in the swimming pool and everyone that knew him had to go and dunk him a few times, in some sort of ritual cleansing or something. (This swimming pool motif is probably because I watched Swimfan the day before. I like crappy films, what can I say?)
The other night I dreamed that they brought Red Dwarf back for a new series (which would be a terrible idea in reality, but it worked out quite well in my head). The crew made it back in time/back to earth and parted company, but Rimmer and Lister realised they were in love, and sought each other out. The rest of the series revolved around them as a couple. When I was dozing, I genuinely believed that it was all true, and even after I woke up properly, I still wondered about it for a while. And this isn't even due to reading too much RD slash (most of it is shit, and there's not that much to begin with), just to buying the first 2 series on DVD. |