Lateshift versus the World

06:10 / 27.03.08

Apparently, a zip file of pics of me sleeping is still making the rounds amongst friends and co-workers of friends. I'm trying to decide how I feel about that, especially since I look better in the pics than I do in actuality. At least, actuality when I'm awake.

And I've decided to stay off the ASSupes until it's all traded for easy consumption.

06:16 / 27.03.08

It's beautiful, really, so please look forward to it.

06:20 / 27.03.08

It took long enough, but I think I'm finally one of those wait for the trade people. Planetary is probably more responsible than anything.

02:07 / 28.03.08

Turbines to speed?

02:15 / 28.03.08

Yes!

02:17 / 28.03.08

Hi, Kegs!

Am mainlining exclamations yes. Yes? Yes!

02:19 / 28.03.08

Why?

02:37 / 28.03.08

Why not?

02:38 / 28.03.08

Why?

Yes!

[Yeah, I know; I couldn't help myself.]

02:40 / 28.03.08

But..YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY!!

LOUD NOISES!

WHY!

WHY! I! ASK! YOU!

whywhat?

The noises! The loud ones!

If it weren't for the Guinness and chocolate chip cookies, I would be huddling in a terrified confused ball, it's true.

02:49 / 28.03.08

BANG! BANG! My baby shot me down.

I'm just in the mood for exclamations. BIG LOUD SPEECHES. Strongmen juggling rhinos.

I'm waiting for potatoes to bake in the oven.

electric monk

02:50 / 28.03.08

IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE!

PRIMAL SCREAM THERAPY!!

INNIT!!!

02:51 / 28.03.08

I have a bottle of merlot that needs opening, but sadly the only chocolate I have are chocolate covered coffee beans.

and I have no good cheese either

02:52 / 28.03.08

I'm going to murder myself with butter on these baked potatoes. I want grated cheese as well -- but alas, I'm all out. Maybe a little Parmesan in some random corner can be summoned, but that's it.

02:53 / 28.03.08

add sourcream and chives to your baked potato

I have this stuck in myhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEIICbllAI

02:54 / 28.03.08

It's not really appropriate to put "chocolate covered coffee beans" and "sadly" in the same sentence. Unless it involves their absencce.

02:54 / 28.03.08

also, I dont like baked potatos.

02:54 / 28.03.08

No sour cream, but I've got green onions so that's going in.

02:57 / 28.03.08

The Picard Song has been disloged by the Sarah Polley cover of "Courage".

electric monk

02:57 / 28.03.08

All this food talk... I had to break out the chocolate chips.

Ranch dressing plays nicely with potatoes.

02:58 / 28.03.08

Really? I love baked potatoes. They are very much comfort food, one of those things I loved when I was very small and prone to running into things. I hated having the steak, but I liked the potatoes.

02:59 / 28.03.08

Lets you and I make a deal, Ill mail you my potatos and you can mail me the steak. Sound good?

electric monk

02:59 / 28.03.08

green onions

Niiiiice.

02:59 / 28.03.08

I'll see what I can manage in the dressing depart, but I usually have balsamic things on my salads. Hmm, maybe I should make myself a salad to go with. Sigh. Still another half-hour before they're ready...*drool*

03:00 / 28.03.08

Emilie Autumn is meant to be funny, right?

03:01 / 28.03.08

I need more sleep, mentally replaced balsamic with islamic.

03:02 / 28.03.08

Who is Emilie Autumn?

03:04 / 28.03.08

I've never been able to jam on salad dressings or most saucces. They're alright sometimes, they might be good for texture or moisturizing, but in general I just would rather do without.

And yet I spice everything.

Clearly I was never born to be a gourmet chef.

03:05 / 28.03.08

'Who is Emillie Autumn?' a question a child might ask, but not a childish question.

no, wait. Im thinking Daddy, what's Vietnam?"

03:05 / 28.03.08

This: http://www.emilieautumn.com/