Otherworld Lateshift

02:03 / 20.11.07

Oh, a good shag, would be nice.

02:03 / 20.11.07

Speaking of which, what are the jade dragon and lotus, er, tools for? They look a bit...uncomfortable.

02:05 / 20.11.07

Then your not using them properly.

Not sure where the instructions went to....let me see...

02:09 / 20.11.07

I know one thing, home-made White Russians are so much better than the ones you buy in a bar. Those taste like battery-acid and despair.

02:11 / 20.11.07

Oh, I think I have had that drink before! Battery acid, despair and a little pee. I am certain.

02:14 / 20.11.07

But they're not naked!

Are they dry-humping with a strap-on?

02:15 / 20.11.07

Thanks for that! I was wondering. And hey, 1 dead doppleganger = hours of necrophilian fun!

02:16 / 20.11.07

Are they dry-humping with a strap-on?

Only one of them is.

02:20 / 20.11.07

Not all clothing is created equal.

Stripper costumes, for example, can be removed with great subtlety or torn from the body with ease. Take your pick.

02:22 / 20.11.07

Did I mention special clothing for subs? (Not the damn sandwiches Veng!). Discreet openings make outings (pardon the pun) quite fun!

02:26 / 20.11.07

I was going to go with a submarine pun actually. Cause then I could bring in the whole sea men pun.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:36 / 20.11.07

Well, now I know what to do if I'm ever stranded in a parallel universe!

I'm actually almost finished this third draft.

02:38 / 20.11.07

Damn, I know I am warped because that is the first thing I thought of when I was in one.

Was I hot!

Woohoo, Papers!

02:43 / 20.11.07

Chocolate and red wine should go well together, right?

I am sinking into depression. Chocolate apparently helps to control that. That is my story, and I am sticking to it.

02:43 / 20.11.07

Im watching Flash Gordon. Its wonderfully cheesy awesoome

02:48 / 20.11.07

You are right Veng, cheese would have been a much better choice.

02:49 / 20.11.07

Congrats on the draft, Papers.

And, you two, if you can't get something punny and naughty between 'sandwich' and 'sub' well, for shame!

02:49 / 20.11.07

Dark chocolate goes with red wine.

White chocolate goes with white wine.

02:49 / 20.11.07

yes, I recall cheese being a favorite with wine.

02:50 / 20.11.07

Where is Liger? I am afraid Liger is not able to come to the PC ATM, please go back o your thread. Liger will be okay.

Someone hold hir hair back! Quick!

02:51 / 20.11.07

Nevermind. It must have been Liger's doppleganger.

Thank you for the tips my lovely feline friend!

02:51 / 20.11.07

Wha-What's wrong with me?

Now I'm scared.

02:52 / 20.11.07

Hey Deca!

How are you this fine evening?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:52 / 20.11.07

I'm bopping to cheesy techno when I should be lying in bed trying to kick start the recuperative powers. Also, I've started another short-short story while I like the ghost story rest.

02:53 / 20.11.07

Your doppleganger just got sick all over my rug!

02:54 / 20.11.07

That sucks.

That rug really pulled the room together too.

02:54 / 20.11.07

I'm scared for you, too, Liger.

You are Liger, right? And if you aren't, can I just sign onto the pod-replacement side and not be replaced?

02:55 / 20.11.07

HIya, back! I'm actually in pretty good spirits. I may have a book deal (which is partly why I left so abruptly from an earlier part of this shift).

02:56 / 20.11.07

I dyed my doppleganger's hair purple so that she would have her own identity and thus lose the emotional need to replace me. I also got her a tattoo.

02:56 / 20.11.07

COngrats Decadent!

02:57 / 20.11.07

That rug really pulled the room together too.

*chokes on chocolate while giggling*

OOh, yes congrats Deca!

And you too, Liger, and friend. What are you gonna name hir now?

02:58 / 20.11.07

And, playing catch up, I'm so happy I have coffee... and wine... and chocolate... all on hand. And probably cheese, but I have yet to see what the big deal is, there.

02:58 / 20.11.07

Sweet! Congratulations!

I think I'm listening to a They Might Be Giants song I've never heard before. Did they just come out with a new album or something?

02:59 / 20.11.07

I wish they'd remmake this movie. Its perfect!