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Bursting, fruiting lateshift!

  
  

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Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:45 / 15.09.07
Here's your new thread, Decadent.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:48 / 15.09.07
AH... sweet fresh lateshift.
 
 
This Sunday
02:49 / 15.09.07
For me?

Truly am I loved. Nice shift, too.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:51 / 15.09.07
This shift is a taut membrane through which we must push... into forever!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:55 / 15.09.07
Oh, I bet you say that to all the lateshifts.
 
 
This Sunday
02:57 / 15.09.07
It's one of those lines that probably always works.

Twice.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:59 / 15.09.07
I dont want to know what happens when you say it three times while looking into a mirror.
 
 
This Sunday
03:01 / 15.09.07
Not 'what' V, 'who.'

A clue: hums Bold as Love. Backwards.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:03 / 15.09.07
Evolsadlobsmuh ?
 
 
This Sunday
03:09 / 15.09.07
See? You do see, don't you?

Just make sure to only try it with a friend present.

And no cutlery.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:11 / 15.09.07
cutlery is my friend.
 
 
This Sunday
03:16 / 15.09.07
Oh, you silly Canadians! Cutlery is everyone's friend, until...

Is there a Canadian slasher flick? And I mean, that's meant to be in Canada, not just shot there and called Nebraska.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:26 / 15.09.07
IM not sure. I know the canadian movie Black Christmas is considered to be the first slasher film. But I dont know where its set.
 
 
This Sunday
03:42 / 15.09.07
I'm going to have to find a copy, for research purposes.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:02 / 15.09.07
Ofcourse. Just like Im going to have to get a copy of Barbarella. For research purposes.
 
 
This Sunday
04:15 / 15.09.07
I'm going to start calling everything research. It'll make the biography look good, I suppose. Or the obit.

Dead at age XXXX, he researched. All the time.

Well, better than it could.
 
 
grant
12:11 / 15.09.07
Black Christmas is considered to be the first slasher film.

Tch. Made in 1974.

Blood Feast, 1963... Miami Beach.

OK, not exactly the same, but still - insane killer, young terrified victims, lots of gore.
 
 
Saint Keggers
12:20 / 15.09.07
Now why can't Hollywood remake this film?
 
 
Princess
17:39 / 15.09.07
7 is late.

I am no longer entirely sober.
It only took one glass of wine.
Now someone tell me to write!
 
 
Tsuga
17:44 / 15.09.07
Okay, DRAW!
I mean, write!
Then drink!
And try to write some more, but start losing interest, get distracted by perusing gaydar and then crackbook and getting pissed off by some asshole straight priders reassuring themselves that no, indeed, they are not gey, then remember "fuck, I should be writing!" and have another drink, and then try to write some more before passing out with your face on the paper!
 
 
Princess
17:47 / 15.09.07
Gaydar...

...good idea.
 
 
Princess
17:49 / 15.09.07
Result:
Apparently I am "wll fit".

I feel better.
 
 
Princess
17:56 / 15.09.07
Cheap wine is bad.
Buuuut... it is also cheap.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
18:35 / 15.09.07
Late...shift...

It's barely half-past noon here. I am very hungry, and long for the vegetable samosas waiting for me in the staff room. I wish I was sitting at my little desk at home, writing. Instead, I'm plugged in the monstrous Library Machine while the elephant up my nose tries to sing "Amazing Grace" and all my joints ache.

Did you sleep well last night, Princess?
 
 
Princess
18:37 / 15.09.07
No, but I don't know why.
I have some very painful parcour injuries. It could because of those.
How is Bertrand?

(BRB, must clean Kitchen of doom)
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
18:41 / 15.09.07
You've been doing parkour? Exciting! I wish I was as dexterous.

Bertrand is a little slovenly today, I have to say. Letting himself go. Not nearly enough admirers attended last night's drag show, and you know how elephants are.

Good luck with the kitchen. Please don't end up sucked down the drain into some Victorian children's novel.
 
 
Princess
18:59 / 15.09.07
Yesterday was my first time. I have poor depth perception, so when I was trying to spin round a lampost and over a wall I actually just ran into the wall and bruised a muscle.

It is make pain.
 
 
Princess
19:17 / 15.09.07
This wine crinkles my face like vinegar.I feel woozy.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:35 / 15.09.07
What wine is it?
 
 
Princess
19:37 / 15.09.07
It is a Californian Cabernet Sauvignon. I had thought it was an Australian one. I will not trust the young men at Sainsbury's anymore.

It's called Monterra and it tastes like the morning after.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:40 / 15.09.07
A sexy, roll-around-in-bed morning after, or a hamster died in my throat morning after? It makes all the difference.
 
 
Princess
19:47 / 15.09.07
This morning:

I wake to find old eyeline glugging up my eyes. The red satin of my bedsheets are crusty with the ejaculate of people I don't like. The inside of my mouth is like a baby's mouth when it has thrush.
My skin prickles with shame. I am not clean now.

There is vomit on the pillow.

(A bad morning)
 
 
Princess
19:47 / 15.09.07
It is not good wine.
 
 
Princess
19:56 / 15.09.07
Oh dear. The gloomy part of being drunk has just started. I haven't had that for months.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Someone reassure me of the nice things.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
20:04 / 15.09.07
YOU! Are attractive and intelligent and the Barbehive hums within you. ALL THE TIME.
 
  

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