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So Long, Mr Lateshift Prostate

 
  

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Princess
23:21 / 24.08.07


Goodnight again.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
23:24 / 24.08.07
Banning Thread: Princess.
 
 
This Sunday
23:25 / 24.08.07
I'm thinking barbecrush thread, myself. But, then, I can't stop seeing the snail-eyes as the real ones, so clearly, I'm a bit suspect.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
23:55 / 24.08.07
I'm going to sign out.

Enough wine is enough, unfortunately.
 
 
grant
00:20 / 25.08.07
Apple snail recipes?

I grew up with those things being an endangered linchpin of Everglades ecology - the only known food source of the very rare Everglades kite.

I was thrilled earlier this year when I found another rare bird (the limpkin, or "crying bird," a bird made of sad stories - it got the first name because it limps, the second because it cries like a human baby) had been devouring them in my back yard.

Now I'm wondering if I should try farming the fuckers.

The snails, I mean. Not the limpkins.
 
 
iamus
00:22 / 25.08.07
Go for both.

One as a stepping-stone to the other.
 
 
iamus
00:24 / 25.08.07
A gateway crop, if you will...
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:26 / 25.08.07
Smails crammed with walnuts? In knitted jumpers?
 
 
iamus
00:28 / 25.08.07
It's not something I'd thought of before, but maybe I've just been needing somebody else to make that intuitive leap of genius.
 
 
grant
00:36 / 25.08.07
My grandmother used to eat wild snails.

You put them in a paper bag for a day or so beforehand with some flour in it - they eat the flour and poop out whatever noxious weed they were feasting on, breading themselves for you as they go.

But I don't think she ever knitted any clothes for them.
 
 
grant
00:38 / 25.08.07
Skipped the important part - I don't have any walnut flour, but I do have a big bag of ground pecan meal in the freezer.

I could make this work.

If only I could get very small baby costumes.
 
 
iamus
00:52 / 25.08.07
Try putting them in a paper bag with a ball of floury wool, see if you can't kill two birds with one stone.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:52 / 25.08.07
This is making me feel oddly hungry...
 
 
Triplets
00:56 / 25.08.07
Gogol Bordello are Teh Awesomes. Think Locally... etc!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:59 / 25.08.07
Oh, Tripl-- I mean, Oh Satanic?
 
 
iamus
01:00 / 25.08.07
I'm now posting on a wii.

This is not recommended.
 
 
Triplets
01:03 / 25.08.07
I can't even begin to imagine the profane gestures needed to post using a Wheeeee!
 
 
Triplets
01:07 / 25.08.07
Hey, Pascal!

Oh and hello, sexies. I'm here for as long as I have beans on toast and a cup of ovaltine (this hasn't even been made yet). I'm feeling a bit rough tonight (check the Urgh! thread).

How is all? I do admit I'm quite tempted to feed poor snails flour. Or even just snail costume substitutes.

I should not be a father.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:12 / 25.08.07
FUCK YEAH LATE SHIFT
 
 
iamus
01:13 / 25.08.07
I wanted to offer good adivce in the Urg! thread, but y'know... wii.

I have to sleep now. Remain sexy and brutally intelligent for me, darlings!
 
 
iamus
01:14 / 25.08.07
Ah crap.

BE COOL, STOAT!

BE COOL!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:39 / 25.08.07
Go limp and do nothing, really. Are there places which are else that you can drink at? Not nearby, I mean?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:11 / 25.08.07
Don't, I say Don't, leave me this way, I can't exist without your tender kiss, oh, don't leave me this way...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:35 / 25.08.07
Ooh, just read the "URGH" post. That really, well, sucks. Um... yeah, I'd start drinking somewhere else.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:37 / 25.08.07
Somewhere elzzze? Somewhere zexxy?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:39 / 25.08.07
Shomewhere sheksheh, yesh.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:45 / 25.08.07
Baron Zomwere von Zexxy.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
05:06 / 25.08.07
Baron who? With Walnuts?

Hello, I love you guys
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:12 / 25.08.07
Gah, missed you again!
 
 
Princess
20:43 / 26.08.07
I have made some woolen crysanthenums, and they look good.

My crochet-fu is mighty.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
20:52 / 26.08.07
About to try my hand at making a lentil dahl.

How's Princess tonight?
 
 
Princess
20:54 / 26.08.07
Good.
Don't you just boil lentils to make dahl? How hard can it be?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:01 / 26.08.07
It shouldn't be too hard. I'm more concerned about timing it, since I have to do the same recipe on Tuesday for a potluck in a short span of time after work.
 
 
Princess
21:03 / 26.08.07
Ah.
What sort of lentils are you using? Share the recipe with me, because I was eating dahl without escape for about six months at uni. I was not a happy piglet as I could not afford seasoning.

Your excited talk of dahl both confuses and excites me. So I would know more, if you would share it.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:16 / 26.08.07
Red split lentils.

Recipe called for yellow mung beans as well, but there were none at the market so I just doubled the red lentils to a full cup (normally it's half and half).

Wash them, boil them with tumeric in four cups of water for an hour. Says about half a teaspoon of the tumeric, but I am much more intuitive with my spices and measurements.

After that's all boiled, add some salt and then switch over to a small frying pan, where you heat up oil and cumin seeds. Dump in a chopped onion and a couple gloves of garlic. Says two cloves, but my family raised me to triple the garlic in any recipe, so do what you have to. Once it's browned, chuck in some tomato, stir a bit, add coriander and cayenne pepper. Stir a little, then dump it into the cooked dal.

My friend made this for me two weeks ago and it was sweet-ass, so I'm doing it. I've got the lentils starting to boil at the moment.
 
  

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