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KEG SMASH!!

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This Sunday

06:20 / 07.07.07

KEG has all the jelly babies. And is in your place rearranging all your albums in the wrong sleeves. When you put on the Tom Waits to impress, it'll be WHAM! comes out of the speakers.

What can kill KEG only makes KEG stronger!

Saint Keggers

07:02 / 07.07.07

As we speak, KEG is waking you up before you go go!

Muwhahahaha!

ha.

Evil Scientist

10:28 / 07.07.07

Hmm, Ban Cannons ineffective eh.

Quantum, get KEG in a Galactus-sized headlock. It's time to unleash the Haus Barbs! They'll tear that magical abomination's ego to pieces.

8===>Q: alyn

10:49 / 07.07.07

Dudes. Just activate the FLUX kernel in the Barbelith code matrix. The password is 3dd13 w17715.

Phex: Dorset Doom

12:53 / 07.07.07

Meanwhile, in a bunker beneath the Dorset badlands... Phex- long thought dead, but in truth working in secret to train an elite group to defeat a Keg- the FRAT Corps!

Before this war is over we will need Dixie cups. Lots of Dixie cups. And an all-Louie-Louie mixtape.

jentacular dreams

19:10 / 08.07.07

Peeking out from behind rubble.... gazes at the devastation, stretching as far as the eye can see.

It looks clear.

Time to rebuild.

Slowly begins picking up debris.

petunia

19:20 / 08.07.07

Quick. Not much time. I return from welsh hills. I have the scales of llangffolwyndio. Here, take them.

Now. I must away to Turkey. I'm not sure what it is i seek, but i am told i will find what i need. Great sages speak of 'delight' from turkey that may conquer even the fearsomnest foe. Let us hope this Turkish 'delight' succeeds.

Until my return, be strong. Try singing Keg a lullaby or something. Or just practice your last breath. That may be more useful in the long run.

Godspeed!

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