KEG SMASH!!

14:12 / 06.07.07

KEG hate puny stretchy man with sand gun. Remind KEG of sitting through puny Fantastic Four movie and not getting those hours of his life back. KEG hate Fantastic Four movie more than KEG hate Barbelith. KEG hate Everything!

14:13 / 06.07.07

Right, THAT'S IT! I'm taking The Suit out of storage.
KEG! SMASHFEST! I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BISCUIT EATING LIZARD! BRING IT ON!

14:14 / 06.07.07

"Oh, thank fuck for the GunCats," thought HSBS as he came upon the scene. The Fearsome Felines were chopping chunks out of KEG with their machine guns, but it didn't seem to have an effect. Quantum was urging them on, spawning countless LOLcats. He could see archabyss, lit from inside with greenish fire and shaking as she drew power from KEG. The big guns were blazing.

Staying low, HSBS made his way around to the back of KEG as Quantum hit it with an electro-blast. The creature reared back in pain. "Can't believe I'm going to do this," thought HSBS. Quick as he could, he jumped on KEGs back and started to climb. He was headed for it's back. Along the spine. Closer to the heart.

14:19 / 06.07.07

HSBS sounds like place where KEG have bank account. KEG hate HSBS for not extending KEG overdraft. KEG needed overdraft for holiday to Caribbean Island after finished smashing Barbelith. KEG pull HSBS off KEG's back and smash HSBS against Giant LolCat in Galactus suit.

14:32 / 06.07.07

Hate? Let me tell you about hate... KEG's hatred is like a burning flame, his rage like an exploding volcano. I hate everything and everyone (except my bad self) with a hatred like a thousand exploding suns, like the destruction of the universe in fire, a hatred so intense it can sunder the fabric of time and space.
Also, my laser screwdriver will turn you into a crap cgi muppet I will keep in a cage. Do as they say, KEG, this place must be preserved so I may dominate it utterly. (Evil Scientist promised me the Lab forum for a start)

14:34 / 06.07.07

KEG's pal Gene Hunt smash puny Master back into 1970s cop show.

Katherine

14:36 / 06.07.07

From where she was archabyss dearly hoped that Quantum would remember she was attached to KEG, after all being a puppet in a cage wasn't something she planned on.

14:39 / 06.07.07

KEG like puny Arch Abyss puppet.

14:40 / 06.07.07

"RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!" said KEG

iamus

14:41 / 06.07.07

Alright.
What seems to be the trouble here then?

Big scary servitor, eh? Reminds me of the time I had to trap the Unformed Graggermeth in the nucleus of an imploding subnova. Course that was back in the day. Not as spritely as I once was.

So, KEG...

Tell me about your mum, then.

14:45 / 06.07.07

*regenerates, annoyed at Gene Hunt and KEG's total lack of fear*

'scuse me,

*grab*

HEY KEG!! HOW ABOUT A TASTY SNACK? *throw*

14:46 / 06.07.07

Haha, now to activate the device...

I rock so hard.

14:47 / 06.07.07

KEG think puny Catherine Tate strange choice for new Doctor companion. KEG wonder what Doctor is thinking. KEG liked puny Martha and wonder why Doctor didn't. Doctor think he looks fly in sharp pinstripe suit but KEG remember when Doctor was Colin Baker and had question marks on his collars, multi-coloured overcoat and blond perm. KEG laugh at Doctor's perm.

14:49 / 06.07.07

Sound of Drums in puny Master's head is just KEG's stomach grumbling.

14:51 / 06.07.07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

14:51 / 06.07.07

Shit, I think I destroyed the Books forum by accident.

14:52 / 06.07.07

KEG likes puny mushroom.

14:55 / 06.07.07

Time to bring in an expert methinks. *TARDIS NOISE*
...
*TARDIS NOISE*

You see? It's destroying everything in it's path!

"Hmm. A rogue Athame class servitor, eh.
I don't suppose you have a ceremonial dagger and a deck of cards to hand? Without them you are buggered."

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

14:56 / 06.07.07

Can it be time for the song and dance number now? OF DOOM?

14:57 / 06.07.07

Wait, there's some next to that smashed up moaning person! Handy!

I'll put my thinking cap on and hit the books then.

14:59 / 06.07.07

Keep draining, abyss, this may take a while...

15:00 / 06.07.07

KEG thinks puny Magus with face between hands looks like he's posing for cosmetics advert.

iamus

15:04 / 06.07.07

Nahhhh, he just intuited the really bad Thelema and Louise gag I was grasping to make.

15:04 / 06.07.07

"Mister...*KAFF*...Mister Crowley?"

"Wash your hands...*RRCCH* before you touch my kit, ok?"

15:52 / 06.07.07

Shut it you weakling. I'll do as I please.

HAIL TO THE WATCHTOWERS OF EVERY DIRECTION! HAIL TO ALEX THOTH THE GREAT CREATOR! HAIL TO THE POWER OF THE TARDIS AND THE MASTER!
MAY THE MENACE OF KEG BE UNDONE, HIS RAGE DEVOUR ITSELF AND REVERT HIM TO THE PUNY LIZARD GEK! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, SO MOTE IT BE!!

(Everyone! Now is the time to strike!)

16:51 / 06.07.07

Shit! It's spreading to other threads! How do we contain it?!

"I'm off Quantum, my work here is done. It's up to you people now. I'll get my coat. TAXI! I mean, TARDIS!"

17:08 / 06.07.07

"Everyone! Now is the time to strike!"

HSBS's prone form begins to twitch. Then jump. Then spark. Ragged cuts begin to appear on the body, appearing to have been made from inside. Heat and lightning begin to pour from the wounds, tearing them wider. The dead mouth contorts in a scream.

Whiteout.

And when it clears, a figure can be seen standing over the broken husk of HSBS. A new form, at once familiar and strange. electric monk has been reborn.

White light, motherfucker. White heat.

ONLY NICE THINGS

17:43 / 06.07.07

Weren't they shit Iceman villains?