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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:11 / 28.08.07
Fuck. I missed that one. I thought Darth Vader was his dad...



...I am NEVER going to understand Watership Down no matter how many fucking times I watch it, am I?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
01:15 / 28.08.07
What is the most spoiled film ever? Empire Strikes Back, Citizen Kane... The Third Man is a classic because it has a giant spoiler slap-bang on the bloody cover!
 
 
Tsuga
01:21 / 28.08.07
The Crying Game, of course.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:42 / 28.08.07
I am NEVER going to understand Watership Down no matter how many fucking times I watch it, am I?

Tt. Both the novel and the film are metaphors for the decline of a certain kind of English culture that Hazel (Ted Hughes) Fiver (Philip Larkin) and Bigwig (Kingsley Amis) are trying to escape - General Woundwort's a sympathetic character in as much as he's a Tebbit sort of
figure, but ultimately, and whatever their disagreements, the bunnies have to face up to the final enemy, which is the mass-market ideal, the poison gas that it's hard to avoid.
 
 
Tsuga
01:43 / 28.08.07
Crying Game spoiler within:[+] [-] Spoiler
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:50 / 28.08.07
So..Boy George was singing about the rabbits in Darth Vader's sled? I just dont get culture.
 
 
This Sunday
01:52 / 28.08.07
To understand culture you must understand that Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze. Except, when he's not.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:55 / 28.08.07
Who? Anyway Im about to sit down and watch the Usual Suspects. My friend keeps raving about it and I thought it was time I finally watch it and see whats so damn great about it.
 
 
Tsuga
02:00 / 28.08.07
What's so great about it? It has a dude named Chazz in it!
 
 
This Sunday
02:15 / 28.08.07
Benicio Del Toro deserved an Academy Award for his shirt in that movie! That makes it great!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:27 / 28.08.07
Benicio Del Toro deserved an Academy Award for his shit in that movie! That makes it great!

Can I respectfully disagree?
 
 
This Sunday
02:55 / 28.08.07
Alex, 'shirt' not 'shit.' Therein lies wisdom. That was some keen shirt.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
04:24 / 28.08.07
Sure.

Apologies for any upset.
 
 
This Sunday
05:04 / 28.08.07
Alex's, no matter any disagreements, I think we can all be allied in agreement that the important thing is this thread has been rotted to absurdity. For the greater good.

Maybe now only people who're coming back will use the thread. (Or, alternately, anyone who used the thread already has to come back.)
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
06:40 / 28.08.07
Well, it's not *quite* what I had in mind. But it seems to be working.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
16:32 / 28.08.07
Off I go again.

To the shops. For fags.

Back soon...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:34 / 28.08.07
Just thought I'd let you know I have to go for a wee.

And then I'll probably get another beer.

So I could be a few minutes. Well, two at most, but still... don't fret.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:43 / 28.08.07
Maybe now only people who're coming back will use the thread. (Or, alternately, anyone who used the thread already has to come back.)

It's a grim scenario, but I suppose that as long as they wash their hands, it will be all right.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
16:44 / 28.08.07
Hello!

That was fun. And now I shall enjoy a quick puff...
 
 
This Sunday
16:45 / 28.08.07
Well, while we're being candid and considerate, I'm gonna have to step in the next room and get some more coffee. I'll probably be back, but I couldn't say when.

I will miss many of you, in my self-imposed absence.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:49 / 28.08.07
I'm back!!!

Did you miss me?

DID YOU???

You fuckers. You didn't even notice, did you? And I told you in advance and everything.

You shower of bastards.
 
 
Happy Dave Has Left
16:50 / 28.08.07
MOAR STOATIE!
 
 
iamus
17:05 / 28.08.07
Stoatie, you were away for a whole quarter of an hour. I was worried sick!


DON'T DO THAT!
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:11 / 28.08.07
All this "I´ll be gone for just a minute and be back soon!" reminds me of creepy slasher movies. Maybe some masked maniac is stalking this very thread right now. We better split up and look for him. And none of you should even think about having sex meanwhile.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:15 / 28.08.07
Right.

I'm going to get a beer from the fridge, but, seeing as my desk arrangements are such that it's not really beholden on the incumbent to get out of hir chair, to what extent can this be described as a journey? A journey of the mind, perhaps.

Anyway, I'm back.

Phew.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:16 / 28.08.07
Oh, I'm sorry, I got distracted. Went for a piss again and bumped into a crazed serial killer. Nice bloke, actually. We got chatting, you know how it is...
 
 
This Sunday
17:23 / 28.08.07
When I wrote 'coffee' I mean 'put on an interesting mask and go explore the uses of garden tools on unsuspecting college students.' I thought everyone knew.

But, y'know, by the fourth film I'll be almost a hero of sorts. I'll slash up an evil industrialist or something, find a kid sidekick.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:24 / 28.08.07
He probably never wanted to kill and is not naturally evil.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
17:27 / 28.08.07
none of you should even think about having sex meanwhile.

Have you been to the Photos thread? It's common knowledge that everyone* here is so absurdly good-looking that they're too busy actually having sex to think about it. All this 'I'm leaving for a while, don't get sad' nonsense is just a handy cover for a cold-hearted social elite who are unremittingly at it like knives. On the Internet, even.

*This comment subject to officially agreed exaggeration variable plus or minus 25% (in reality 12%).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:29 / 28.08.07
He probably never wanted to kill and is not naturally evil

Well, he did say he only perpetrated these horrendous crimes in order to make himself more attractive to me, but I thought he was just saying that so I'd give him beer.

(Incidentally, I leaned back for a bit. And argued with some Nazis on Digital Spy. But I'm back now. In full effect).
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:56 / 28.08.07
Whenever I hear that "all those sexeh people in the photo thread", I get tempted to post a ridiculous photo of me, but I never dare (which might make the above claim some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy ;-).

And while we´re talking about good looking people, I just remembered that I saw a serial killer movie last week, where Selma Blair was the carving culprit (which is not a spoiler, don´t worry). She was very convincing, although I wondered, how she got her many victims into and out of the basement without any help.

Also, I´ll be gone for a while now, too, to watch the last couple of episodes of LOST, which has been lacking in masked axe murderers so far.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:59 / 28.08.07
I missed a bit. I was watching a documentary on telly about internet addiction.




SPOILERS









It was shit.
 
 
This Sunday
18:02 / 28.08.07
Mistoffelees, have you seen some of the pics I posted in that thread? If I don't have to pull an 'I think I'll just get my coat' after that, surely you're safe. Besides, no fair getting us all curious and excited and then no pics.

Especially if you're wearing a mask. Or a shirt that reads: Sexy and Willing... To Kill... For Stoatie and Beers.
 
 
Ticker
18:13 / 28.08.07
Well I hear tell the elite secret police of the 'Lith are the Honey Badgers and Stoatie is their numba 1.

I'm going to go off the board for a few hours to see if I can get more of my temple journal article written. I keep fucking off and getting distracted...which is surprisingly difficult with the summer lull.

So yeah, I'll be back eventually (tomorrow).
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
18:13 / 28.08.07
I haven't left.

I'm still here.

WATCHING YOU.
 
  

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