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Spoilers on Countdown to Adventure:
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Picked it up, and, well, it's certainly interesting to see Buddy's apparently-still-preteen son taking upskirt photos of a comatose Starfire, and otherwise violently and cheerfully lusting after her for the entire issue. And Starfire deciding to become...er...a live-in babysitter for the Bakers. Because she's lost her powers, you see, and rather than contacting the Titans or anything, she wants a chance to live a "normal" life in the suburbs. As Tamaranean warrior princesses so often do.
And Adam Strange has been dethroned as Rann's champion, in favor of a UFC champion who's prone to megalomania and slavering homicidal rage, and this makes him slouch sorrowfully away, with low-hung head and shadowed face.
Oh, and the Forerunner girl is über because her races is descended from the nine dominant races of the Solar System, one from each planet...except Earth, since humanity was wiped out, so I'm not sure how the math works out. Maybe there's a race of Sednans or something, I don't think the story makes it clear. But anyway, when J'onn-style Martians and four-eyed Jupitarians ("Jovians" is not a word familiar to the writer) and Mercurian crocodile-creatures and floating gaseous skeletons all make babies, with no technological assistance whatsoever, you get Forerunners. Blue-skinned, pointy-eared, but otherwise completely humanoid Forerunners. Science!
I should mention also that the reason all these aliens are fighting on Earth is their unique method of settling all interplanetary disputes--they send armies to fight on Earth, and the victorious side gets to own the loser's planet for centuries. This is such a foolproof technique that they all follow it faithfully for three million years. Sociology!
It's actually a very entertaining read. Paying for it kind of feels like paying drunks to fight for your amusement, though. |
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