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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:09 / 03.04.07

Last one reached nine pages. Nine, nine, nine, the mythic nine, the opening eye had close eventually.

I'm bored and the sun's setting and I'm going to have to switch the music coming up on iTunes because Everclear from the Nineties has just started to play and I really should just delete the bloody song and have done with it.

Entertain me while I write things.

01:10 / 03.04.07

*does a little dance*

01:11 / 03.04.07

Hello Papers!
I just happened to go to the lith and see a brand new Lateshift. Well-done!

01:11 / 03.04.07

write me while I entertain things.

How's you Papers? Keggers will be by any second.

01:12 / 03.04.07

You beestarred, Keegarrrz!

01:14 / 03.04.07

and you didnt even have to say my name thrice!

01:19 / 03.04.07

The world gets weird when a lateshift doesn't come along for a couple days. Things run unbalanced. Time stands still. Oranges peel themselves to reveal apple cores. SILENCE GOES PLATINUM thanks to inflation.

I'm in a very good mood. You remember that Dracula movie I watched last week? The live ballet that it was adapted from randomly showed up, so we went to it on Saturday night. It was *AWESOME*.

01:22 / 03.04.07

More dancing, Stoatie! Wooohooo!

01:23 / 03.04.07

I havent seen that much dancing since the weekend dance party in Ironforge.

01:24 / 03.04.07

Pah!

It's been done.

01:25 / 03.04.07

*tilts his head while Stoatie dances* I wish I was that flexible.

01:25 / 03.04.07

Papers, less abstractions, more distractions.

Oranges peel themselves? I am going to hold back on the obvious peeler jokes and stay true to the hard apple core.

01:27 / 03.04.07

This is hard detective noir. This is pulp. There's always a peeler when it's pulp.

01:28 / 03.04.07

*pouts* I'M FLEXIBLE

01:29 / 03.04.07

Hello Iamus!

Funny, my son does read Barbelith over my shoulder. He told me I look like drag queen last night and when asked what his favourite number is, he said, "A goggel." I don't even know what that is! I thought he was saying "Google".

01:29 / 03.04.07

So good of you to join us, laoi. Care for a mint julip?

01:30 / 03.04.07

is it just me or is every post on barbelith suddenly taking place four minutes after the hour?

01:30 / 03.04.07

ooh yes please!

01:30 / 03.04.07

Hello Flexible. Your tag says Laoi - I bet you are.

*winks*

01:31 / 03.04.07

Hi Laoi! I believe you're reading the date, not the time.

01:32 / 03.04.07

Possibly you, dear. It's all according to Standard Barbelith Time for me. Have you been eating clocks again? This mint julip will wash them down. *hands across a drink*

Trix - did he mean a googol? As in a googolplex? Which is a very big number.

01:32 / 03.04.07

Ah.

Thanks Keggers. I'm going to go flexibly curl up in a very small ball in the corner now. Don't mind me.

01:32 / 03.04.07

He he he.

How are we all?

Whatcha writin' Papers?

01:34 / 03.04.07

Crap, apparently. I'll try to write something else after dinner. Otherwise, I's good. I's got a Facebook now, which is probably an apocalyptic omen.

01:34 / 03.04.07

...did he mean a googol? As in a googolplex? Which is a very big number.

Apparently, he did.

01:35 / 03.04.07

I'm going to write a story about a woman named Wilhemina Googol tonight, I think. Also, her good friend and companion Constance Hickok.

01:37 / 03.04.07

Watch him.

He sounds like he knows entirely too much.

Facebook, eh?

I have a Myspace, which has nothing on it at all, save a single picture. I have a LJ too, which I use only infrequently.

But I have a Barbelith. WE ALL have a Barbelith.

(Did anybody notice that old Lateshift went to, like, 14 pages!!?!?)

(That's Madness!)

01:38 / 03.04.07

Note to self: eating spoonfuls of organic honey may seem like a good idea, but this is not dinner.

01:42 / 03.04.07

Maybe you just have to redefine your conceptions of what dinner could be?

01:42 / 03.04.07

I fear's your search-fu, by the way, in locating ancient lateshifts that barely walk 'pon two legs. I fears it. It burnsss.

01:43 / 03.04.07

If it's any consolation, Lateshifting at 4 in the morning is not getting adequate sleep for work in the morning.

01:44 / 03.04.07

or maybe work in the morning is not getting adequate sleep for latshift?

01:44 / 03.04.07

It's four in the morning for you? Holy spit! It's not even 8 in the evening for me. Going to be hitting the amphetamines in a few hours to chug you through the day?

01:44 / 03.04.07

It was actually very quick. I remembered the word Charleston, and put it into Barbelith's hidden uber-search function.

Ping! First hit.