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The Ineffectual Insult Thread

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Sibelian 2.0

10:49 / 26.03.07

None of you are as cool as me and Henry.

In fact, none of you are even as cool as Henry.

lord henry strikes back

10:54 / 26.03.07

Damn straight Sib.

Infact, you guys are so sad you still think Arcade Fire are a hip new band to be into.

That, and your haircuts are always slightly behind the times.

The Ghost of Tom Winter

13:12 / 26.03.07

Infact, you guys are so sad you still think Arcade Fire are a hip new band to be into. + That, and your haircuts are always slightly behind the times. = me

/sad face

you guys suck.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

13:21 / 26.03.07

Ah Sib, you win. I bow down before your superior inferiority.

And as far as henry goes, I heard his haircut was so far behind the times it will be retro chic soon.

Sibelian 2.0

13:59 / 26.03.07

Yeah. YEAH. You tell 'em, Henry. Whole months sometimes...

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

14:09 / 26.03.07

You may be good at knowing the date but never remember the day of the week.

Benny the Ball

14:33 / 26.03.07

it seems that half of the insults in this thread fit the bill as being ineffectual, but the other half are just fancified insults, dressed up in pretty speak.

Which means some of you have completley missed the point, again.

Dead Megatron

14:37 / 26.03.07

Beny, why do you call yourself "the Ball", if you are so clearly... [makes invisible geometric shape with fingers] "square"?

Ohhhh no he didn't!

I know I am, but what are you?

Blast.

Dutch

15:11 / 26.03.07

speaking on behalf of, uhm, someone, I regret to inform you all that you are not, nor have you ever been, cabbages disguised as coala bears

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

15:24 / 26.03.07

You'll do, I suppose.

Sibelian 2.0

15:39 / 26.03.07

Oh, I'll DO, will I?

Papers. You have crossed a line. A conga line, actually, while carrying a tray of cocktails. Hilarity ensued, apparently.

lord henry strikes back

15:40 / 26.03.07

I suppose you might get away with that outfit...

Sibelian 2.0

15:54 / 26.03.07

...Well, given your previous observations regarding my girth, hirsuteness and the angle of my bonce, I hope you'll forgive me for attempting to cover some of it up.

My nerves are shot to pieces. I've been going in and out with a paper bag over my head.

lord henry strikes back

16:23 / 26.03.07

Honey, they don't make paper bags with little enough self respect to be seen on you.

Sibelian 2.0

08:20 / 27.03.07

Henry, you snore. And you leave little hairs in the sink when you shave. And your comical expressions of indignation when people refuse to poisoned by your home-made garlic and radish chutney (which I have secretly patented and am now selling at a tidy profit in the East as a powerful emetic)... are comical.

Also, you are generally pallid and untanned. And when you go to the beach you wear socks with your sandals and persist in wearing a knotted hankerchief to ward off the suns rays, to unintentionally humourous effect.

And it isn't true about the paper bags.

astrojax69

08:34 / 27.03.07

alex's grandma, you begin with... a.

there. take that. ha haa...

Sibelian 2.0

14:07 / 27.08.07

Dead Megatron, I hereby re-name you: "Deaf Megaphone".

So there.

Ner.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

14:10 / 27.08.07

Daddy Badger, I hear you were one of the original Supremes.

Phex: Dorset Doom

14:28 / 27.08.07

...and neither was your mum!

Take that Badgers! Take that Papers! In five words, three dots and an exclamation mark I own you both!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

14:46 / 27.08.07

Phex, you should change your name to Phex: Depends too much upon punctuation.

Sibelian 2.0

15:19 / 27.08.07

Papyrus: I WAS one of the original Supremes. What OF it? Hm?

Phex: You will note from the thread title that the goal intended to be pursued ineffectually is insulting fellow board members, not chanelling Bluebottle from the Goons.

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