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The Ineffectual Insult Thread

  
  

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Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
02:21 / 22.03.07
So's Your Face!
 
 
Tim Tempest
03:36 / 22.03.07
Bryan is just Ryan with a B.
 
 
Princess
07:37 / 22.03.07
Do you see that large blossoming motion above my head? That's my apathy plant.

You fertilise my apathy plant. Dickwads.
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:03 / 22.03.07
You are all weak, so weak that you cannot even carry your own grandfathers home.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
08:24 / 22.03.07
Well. It's a good thing I spoke up when I did. Looks like this clever clogs message board was in sore need of some old-fashioned plain speaking.

Although no-one has ever told you, to save you embarassment, from certain angles your ears look like the small, cute sticky-out ears of a hamster.

On steroids.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:47 / 22.03.07
I have it on good authority that you don't think Simple Minds are as bad as everyone else does.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
13:14 / 22.03.07
Your mum.
Sorry, that wasn't an insult, I as merely making you aware of your mother. Perhaps you should call her.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
15:02 / 22.03.07
Do you see that large blossoming motion above my head? That's my apathy plant.

You fertilise my apathy plant. Dickwads.

You should be listlessly spanked with a wet trainer, guy.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
17:46 / 22.03.07

Elijah, you may have proven a worthy adversary were it not for your chronic alexia, leading you to mistake the word "ineffectual" for "incomprehensible".
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
17:47 / 22.03.07

Oh, and Henry? You don't know what a coelacanth is. And you had to go to wikipedia to find out how to spell it.
 
 
Triplets
17:49 / 22.03.07
You will never gain your father's respect.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:11 / 22.03.07
easy now, we're venturing into effective insult territory here.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:12 / 22.03.07
Your mum is so ugly that people point at you and say 'Look, there goes the guy with the ugly mum'.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:24 / 22.03.07
Sometimes, I just can't be bothered to hit "Post Reply" to so-and-so.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:02 / 22.03.07
You cry from poems.
 
 
Earlier than I thought
20:25 / 22.03.07
You are bad at maths and only fair at geography. Once, it sounded like you nearly called the woman in the shop 'mum' by mistake.
 
 
lord henry strikes back
21:02 / 22.03.07
Sibelian, the last time I saw a coelacanth was on that diving trip with you, but you spent the whole day calling it a 'celotape'.

And you don't know the difference between a muppet and a puppet.
 
 
Tim Tempest
22:40 / 22.03.07
You all have aids.

FOR REAL.
 
 
Tsuga
22:56 / 22.03.07
God, you're so American.
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:06 / 23.03.07
And you don't know the difference between a muppet and a puppet.

Copyright infringement...

You are sooo 1997, people!
 
 
penitentvandal
05:22 / 23.03.07
I know you are, but what am I?
 
 
Sole Eater
05:58 / 23.03.07
"May all of your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

Or from a Middle-Eastern point of view:

"May the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits."

What do you have to say to THAT?
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
09:44 / 23.03.07

It was a roll of sellotape, Henry. You were trying to sellotape the steering wheel back onto the dashboard.

The reason you thought it was a coelacanth was because it was in a sellotape dispenser and you were tripping out of your chops.

As for the rest of that driving trip, you SO don't want to go there.
 
 
Princess
13:03 / 23.03.07
Germaine Greer finds your literary choices banal.
 
 
electric monk
14:47 / 23.03.07
I have been less than honest about my feelings regarding your choice of footwear!
 
 
lord henry strikes back
16:44 / 23.03.07
Sibelian, are you suggesting that I am, in fact, the late gonzo journalist Hunter S Thompson?

We you, sir, are the fat, hairy, lawyer that travels around with me.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:58 / 23.03.07
Sorry that this comeback has taken so long Sib, but I was busy having sex with someone you have never met.

I don't know why I am wasting the energy typing this on a forum with so many people who clearly own iPods...
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
18:08 / 23.03.07
...and whose hovercraft are bereft, utterly, of eels; Hungarian or otherwise.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
10:46 / 24.03.07

Elijah...

You have won this thread. You are so bad at insulting people I can't even bring myself to insult you in return ineffectually.
 
 
Sole Eater
04:04 / 26.03.07
*ouch*
 
 
The Ghost of Tom Winter
06:57 / 26.03.07
You guys are so bad at insulting each other, I feel like I could spend my time doing something else.

I bet some of you didn't even do your taxes properly.
 
 
Benny the Ball
07:31 / 26.03.07
none of you can clap properly. And you probably underbrush your teeth.
 
 
The Ghost of Tom Winter
08:34 / 26.03.07
Yeah. Well. I bet you clap for too long after a performance making it awkward for people around you.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
08:43 / 26.03.07
And I bet you picked up that habit from your overweight, promiscuous and aesthetically displeasing mother.
 
 
The Ghost of Tom Winter
10:15 / 26.03.07
At least my mother isn't slightly attractive like your's which often causes jokes among your peers who wish to make motherly love to her.
 
  

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