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The Ineffectual Insult Thread

  
  

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Sibelian 2.0
21:23 / 20.03.07

There's an awful lot of extremely effective putting down of people going on on this message board, which *I* think is unimaginative. Surely we can do worse than this?

Feeling a bit shy, are we? Then I shall begin.

Haus?

One of your trouser-legs is slightly too short ! There! I've said it!

THAT should clear the air...
 
 
lord henry strikes back
21:35 / 20.03.07
Sibelian, your attempt at a thread resembles a poorly organised charity jam sale.

What have you got to say to that?
 
 
Spaniel
21:40 / 20.03.07
OMG!!!!!! LOLU GYZ R TTLY LAME!!!!!1 LMAO!!!!!
 
 
Evil Scientist
21:46 / 20.03.07
Don't pick on Sibelian, Lord Henry. Just cos your yellow smarties don't face East.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:07 / 20.03.07
Anyone who's also on Live Journal is treacherous, and a muddy funster.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:53 / 20.03.07
I love you, despite your taste in jeans.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:01 / 21.03.07
I'm sorry, did you say something?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
00:35 / 21.03.07
That was pretty good, but, y'know, it's just that...



...I've heard better.
 
 
Benny the Ball
06:42 / 21.03.07
You hear butter? Oh, better - you really shouldn't type with your mouth full. And you have small hands.
 
 
penitentvandal
08:51 / 21.03.07
You don't have a man's vagina - you have the vagina of a woman!
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
11:05 / 21.03.07
Henry...

How DARE YOU? I'm (not very) HURT (at all)! And I hear that you have a relative that isn't very good at billiards.

Haus. You PROMISED you'd stop talking about it.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
11:44 / 21.03.07
Yeah, well your mum's so fat she has greater risk of serious heart problems and adult-onset diabetes, the latter of which may cause her to get a foot amputated.
 
 
lord henry strikes back
11:44 / 21.03.07
Mine and my family's skill with a cue is beyond question...

And you sir have the heavily sloped brain-pan of an amateur potter.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
15:49 / 21.03.07
You're not fit to lick my stamps.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:08 / 21.03.07
All of you are nothing but the grown up version of a zygote!
 
 
pureflook
16:29 / 21.03.07
Elijah..

your mother lives in Hampstead and your father still likes elderberries!

(so there!)
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
16:31 / 21.03.07
Isn't that, incidentally, what you call your fanboy-"Bulleteer"?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
17:06 / 21.03.07
Hey Papers- your mum misinterprets everyday concepts to comic effect!

pwned.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:16 / 21.03.07
purefluke, I am sorry to say this but it seems obvious to all here that you are using a Four in Hand knot, when the Barbelith charter clearly states that a Half Windsor shall be worn at all times.
 
 
Sibelian 2.0
17:39 / 21.03.07
Henry, you dress in the manner of a tour guide on an inexpensive package holiday. And your nose hairs are peculiarly long and slightly thicker than those of normal people.

And my cranial geometry is in fact a matter of some sensitivity, so I shall thank you to leave off making such pointed remarks! Tsk. TSK, Henry.
 
 
lord henry strikes back
18:19 / 21.03.07
Sibelian, as anyone who has laid eyes upon your usual garb can attest a criticism of dress sense coming from you can only make one feel better about themselves.

Pick the bones out of that you coelacanth!
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
18:25 / 21.03.07
You know, even if we put Henry and Sib together we would still only muster about twice the mass of an average human of double their respective sizes.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
19:06 / 21.03.07
Oh, you think so do you? Well I have it on good authority that your mother is extremely promiscuous, greatly increasing her chance of catching a sexually-transmitted disease or having an unwanted pregnancy.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
21:45 / 21.03.07
A little bird told me that most of you went to a second-tier university. But don't blame Tiny Eagle, everybody who's anybody knows.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:47 / 21.03.07
You used to have a plastic bottle of orange squash at break, not Coke, not even supermarket Coke.
 
 
penitentvandal
21:50 / 21.03.07
You know that 'Mark Millar'?

He's your favourite comic book writer, he is. You want to be him when you grow up.
 
 
SMS
21:56 / 21.03.07
You people are about as cool as a Quark’s nephew Nog.

Oh, man … you’re so uncool, I bet you don’t even know who that is.

Oh, man, I feel sorry for you people. I mean, what do you do with your nights?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:04 / 21.03.07
I bet none of you have seen a real live tiger.
 
 
Feverfew
22:14 / 21.03.07
It's nice that you've all tried. Really. 'Nice'.
 
 
Tim Tempest
23:44 / 21.03.07
I bet most of you have goofy accents.

But then I suppose from your various perspectives, my Canadian dialect might not sound too flashy either.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:57 / 21.03.07
I bet you don't have girlfriends.
 
 
semioticrobotic
00:13 / 22.03.07
Oddman, your mom has a goofy accent.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:29 / 22.03.07
Yo mama gave birth to you.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:41 / 22.03.07
None of you will ever find work in the financial services industry.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:12 / 22.03.07
In some cases, some of you might apply for a loan and be denied.
 
  

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