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I truly don't know why Wesley Willis is.
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You know that time you saw Darth Vader on Blue Peter, well the man in that Darth Vader suit was my kid's godfather.
THAT'S how good I am at bragging, see? I've bragged about a story that has very little to do with me at all.
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I once had an angry letter published in the Daily Mail. I was letter of the week with a photo and everything.
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I once wrote a letter to Richard Branson telling him his trains were very dirty and could he please clean the window next to seats X and X in carriage X on day X because I was planning on undertaking a very long journey. On the day of the journey I got to Paddington and the train manager accosted me at my seat, asked me my name and asked me to step off the train. I got very scared because I thought my friend and I were about to be booted off the train, and we were actually on our way to her wedding.
Anyway, we stepped off the train and we were moved to a first class carriage, (at which point we proceeded to take lots of photographs owing to the fact that we are basically very lower-deck) and we were also given a bottle of champagne to drink on our journey, courtesy of the lovely Richard, who, the train manager said, 'very much liked my letter.'
THAT'S how good I am at letter writing. |
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