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Joggy Yoghurt
05:58 / 07.01.07
I have decided to revoke my membership of Barbelith. Im sure this wont bother anyone but if you're going to make an entrance you may as well fuck off proper and all. Thank you to whoever allowed me to join, it was very kind of you. I'm sure you can just delete my account or whatever needs doing. Goodbye.
 
 
Spaniel
07:19 / 07.01.07
The easiest thing to do would be for you to enter a random password (look away from the keyboard).
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:44 / 07.01.07
If Iggy did that ze wouldn't be able to slide back in during the week and annoy us some more, getting heated when people ask "Dude, weren't you supposed to be leaving?" See you in a few days Iggster.
 
 
Spaniel
07:55 / 07.01.07
Well, only if he didn't do it properly. Isn't password scrambling what we normally ask of posters who decide to leave?
 
 
trouble at bill
11:05 / 07.01.07
I do wish people would stop doing these attention-seeking and melodramatic barbie-departures.
 
 
petunia
11:26 / 07.01.07
But what's a suicide without a note?

Inconsiderate, that's what.

Thankyou Iggy, for your consideration.

Though we hardly knew you we'll miss you like a scally misses the ability to love.

Turn around, chav eyes...
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
11:40 / 07.01.07
Please don't leave I was just about to ask you if you wanted to finger me online behind the www.schoolhall...uh gawd this always happens when I try and pull online!-(
 
 
Triplets
12:27 / 07.01.07
Don't go, Ig, I mean, you only just joined didn't you? I can't remember you having posted anything, at least. Don't give up after a few days!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:46 / 07.01.07
Ig is Rural Savage, Triple Orgasm, best known for the "What makes a chav" thread in HS. I'd like to say I'm sorry ze feels compelled to make a permanent exit from the board and that I hope ze will reconsider, but I'm reliably informed that lies make Baby Jesus cry.
 
 
Triplets
12:55 / 07.01.07
Oh, that thread. Was that Rural Savage/Iggy? I can't recall that name at all (?):-/
 
 
StarWhisper
14:25 / 07.01.07

So it's melodramatic. It's Iggys drama, let him live it.
No seems to know the meaning of romance these days.


Farewell, Iggy Joyce...
 
 
Princess
14:39 / 07.01.07
It's too late everyone, Iggy is gone.
Iggy, we hardly knew ye.

Can we have a wake?
A sexy wake?
 
 
Princess
15:06 / 07.01.07
Sexy Wake for Poor Poor Iggy
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:44 / 07.01.07
For future reference, if you want to stop posting to Barbelith, the easiest thing to do is to stop posting to Barbelith. If you feel you may be unable to do that, then change the email address field and your password to random characters you will be unable to remember, save the changes and log out. It is only in very extreme cases that it will be at all appropriate for you to need to ask for help beyond that, which may or may not be forthcoming.
 
 
StarWhisper
15:53 / 07.01.07

I like this thread. I mean, if you're going to do something, you may as well do it to it's fullest extent.

It's like a rite of passage.
 
 
Princess
15:56 / 07.01.07
translation: A ritual of arseholes.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:57 / 07.01.07
The fact that anyone can say that is a sad indictment of the quality of rites of passage these days.

Someone came to an Internet discussion group, couldn't deal with the discussion, got upset, left. It's a shame, but it's not a rite of passage. It's just a process.
 
 
StarWhisper
16:13 / 07.01.07

Alright Haus!

Granted.

I never followed said discussion anyhow.
 
 
StarWhisper
16:21 / 07.01.07
Did I get the wrong end of the stick again?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:14 / 07.01.07
No idea, eid. I don't really have any idea of what end of the stick you have. You've said that it is worth doing something to its fullest extent, but I don't know what the something in question here is, or what it would be to do it to its fullest extent. Being a member of a message board involves posting a "goodbye" thread in order to do it to its fullest extent? Ceasing to read a forum requires a "goodbye" thread in order to do it to its fullest extent? No idea.

It doesn't make a huge amount of difference either way, especially if RS has actually left. However, maybe we ought to change the policy on this one.
 
 
StarWhisper
17:24 / 07.01.07
oh right...um



Well I just meant I enjoy hyperbole is all. Hence the "goodbye cruel world!!" element here appeals to me.
And I frequently misunderstand people.
I don't see that it matters if it's what iggy feels he wants to do. That is the essence of what I was trying to express.

I think you are taking this a bit too seriously.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:31 / 07.01.07
I'm terrible like that. Sometimes I take things too seriously through a whole day - you know, breaking down in tears because I'm out of cornflakes, that sort of thing, and then, suddenly, I totally forget to take something seriously at all, and before you know it I'm discharging firearms without due care and attention or sending lovingly hand-drawn horse porn to my local MP.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:38 / 07.01.07
I think the most important thing to establish at a time like this is exactly how displeased, on a scale of 1-100, Grant Morrison would be with us if he were to get wind of R Sav's departure.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
17:44 / 07.01.07
Mordant, I have it from reliable sources that George Morrison does know and is displeased to the value of 48.33 (recurring). He cares, but is also kind of busy right now.
 
 
petunia
17:46 / 07.01.07
Mister Morrison likes teh chavs though.

It's cos the lower classes dance so well.
 
 
StarWhisper
17:51 / 07.01.07
Thats alright- I shouted at a girl for taking too long to make my coffee the other day.

And then her boss came down and I told him I wouldn't have minded if she didn't look so fucking horsey and gawmless while she read the back of a fucking sandwich packet like a cunt instead of making my fucking cappuccino.

He gave me my money back.

Too bloody right.
 
 
StarWhisper
17:54 / 07.01.07

Hyperbole it is. I'm actually really ashamed of myself for doing that. I don't know why I posted that.

[end threadrot]
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:11 / 07.01.07
Y'know, people might stop doing these silly passive-agressive 'People disagreed with me and that's the worst injustice in all of human history so I'm going into space because somewhere there must be something better than Man' threads if people stopped replying to them, so let's just let this one die, 'kay?
 
 
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18:12 / 07.01.07
If Iggy did that ze wouldn't be able to slide back in during the week and annoy us some more, getting heated when people ask "Dude, weren't you supposed to be leaving?" See you in a few days Iggster.

Nah, I think it's only people like me that does stuff like that. I'm sure our friend here has more dignity.
 
 
petunia
18:15 / 07.01.07
But i like it when people do the whole self-pity melodrama thing.

It's funny to laugh at.
 
 
Quantum
13:33 / 08.01.07
It's funny the first fifteen times. I'm off to the mocking thread.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
13:50 / 08.01.07
We have a mocking thread? Is it in the Armoury forum?
 
 
Triplets
14:11 / 08.01.07
And then her boss came down and I told him I wouldn't have minded if she didn't look so fucking horsey and gawmless while she read the back of a fucking sandwich packet like a cunt instead of making my fucking cappuccino.

Wow. Just... wow.

*walks out*

Wow

*gets into car*

Wow
 
 
Ex
14:28 / 08.01.07
I was hoping it was intended as humour. If anyone insulted me that much at work, my boss would ask them to leave the premises.
However, I'm in a better paid bit of the service industry, and I provide things which are trickier to get hold of than coffee, which affords me a degree of proptection that barrristas lack, I imagine.
 
 
petunia
15:12 / 08.01.07
I'm glad there are people in our society who will cut through the all PC crap, call a spade a spade, and call an underpaid barista a cunt.

I mean, people need coffee, and there's too many cunts, whores, bitches, pricks, tossers and other fuckers in this world who would rather do things other than make it for us.

Cunting WRONG is what it is.

I hope she cried.

The cunt.
 
  

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