You could've easily been cruel and dared me to do something horrible with the lemon, but you didn't, because you, Keggers, are the best. Do not try to deny it.
Now I must hang my head in shame, for it was all a cunning plan so that I could dare you to do something horrible with lemonade.
But now I am filled with shame and remorse and can not. So drink. Drink your lemonade and be the best.
