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Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:55 / 19.09.06
Of course, someone sent this to me and I couldn't resist sharing it with all of you.

Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. But you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT
 
 
Axolotl
17:05 / 19.09.06
While I guess it could be considered threadrot, and I know this is only a silly throw away quiz thing, but why is "sex with a puerta rican" on this list? It just seems a little out of place and, unless I'm misconstruing it, a little suspect?
Oh, and £145.
 
 
Triplets
17:14 / 19.09.06
370 Dollars American, or 197 GBP
 
 
The Natural Way
17:18 / 19.09.06
I think I'm quite a good boy really. £295.60
 
 
Disco is My Class War
17:29 / 19.09.06
This test is a little odd. Not only the Puerto Rican entry ( gee, that's so 'bad'! And racialising!) but why is having sex with your spouse's best friend worth a quarter of anal sex? What is being measured, sexual 'liberation' or assholeyness?

(I may be a sad individual for doing the text, but I did get $615.60.)
 
 
StarWhisper
17:34 / 19.09.06
$420.10
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:13 / 19.09.06
I didn't write the test, people. I should have deleted that particular entry when I reposted it because I thought it was strange, too.
 
 
Spaniel
18:26 / 19.09.06
Some of the thinking behind this is a little dodgy, I reckon. I mean, homosexual sex is pretty thoroughly othered, as is, you know, having it off with Puerto Ricans.

And why is LSD worth less than masturbation and pot? Surely taking acid is rather less common.

Anyway

$375.60
 
 
Ticker
18:29 / 19.09.06
Well it seems you can edit it and replace 'Puerto Rican' with 'xk'.

$775.60

..off to contemplate my evil evil ways.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:30 / 19.09.06
Oh, yeah, I forgot:

$705.60
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:09 / 19.09.06
$835.00

And I don't even know what "been jumped" means
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
19:26 / 19.09.06
Also not impressed by the concept of perversity here. In addition to the above, driving drunk isn't what I would term perverse as much as it is ass-hattery.

Masturbation seems to be normalcy of the highest order for anyone that has been through puberty and frankly oral is just good manners in the current age of sex behaviour.

On this scale though, I am a rather tedious vanilla person. I am comfortable in my vanillaness though.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
19:27 / 19.09.06
DM- strangers attacking you in the street. Dunno how that's perverse exactly, but then this also considers sex with Puerto Ricans to be as bad as peeing in forty swimming pools. Because I'm sure waking up next to Jennifer Lopez would fill one with shame.
I scored $435.60, so please post an address for me to claim my money. Oh, and what're the tax issues here? The IRS have been riding my ass lately (can I get some money for that?). Does it come in a cheque or will you wire it over? Can we form a Sin-dicate to pool our decadence? Does anybody have a pool I can pee in a bunch of times, and have sex with two Puetro Rican strippers in?
 
 
petunia
19:44 / 19.09.06
$800.6

I knew there'd end up being an upside to being mugged.

And that priest was right - it does make me a very naughty person.

Why oh why did i do this quiz when it makes me so angry? Damned puritans making lists for kicks...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:01 / 19.09.06
I can honestly that I am surprised by none of the totals posted here.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
20:02 / 19.09.06
I wonder how one would have sex on MySpace. Like on the servers?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:06 / 19.09.06
Oh, I think they meant how many on your friends list have you shagged.

I am ashamed to say that I have quite a few.
 
 
charrellz
20:18 / 19.09.06
I think the MySpace question is having sex with someone you met over MySpace.

$440.50 A low sum, but I'm still in my youth and have ample time to raise a fortune. By the way, could I use PerversionDollars to pay off my student loans?

Hey wait...if you're Puerto Rican, and you masturbate, do you get $30? What if you masturbate anally? Do you get a score multiplier for combos?
 
 
HCE
20:20 / 19.09.06
I don't believe you're ashamed. Is doing [thing] once worth the same as doing it several times, or do you add $X for each time?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:36 / 19.09.06
I think they mean just $$$ if you have ever.

I don't even want to think about how much it would be to catalogue the many times I've done any of those.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
20:43 / 19.09.06
Hey wait...if you're Puerto Rican, and you masturbate, do you get $30? What if you masturbate anally? Do you get a score multiplier for combos?

Anal sex in a church with a Puerto Rican you met on Myspace!

SUPER COMBO!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:45 / 19.09.06
Maybe I should have added some of my own onto that list. I mean, not my sins per se, but some others that I'm sure we've all done at one point or another.
 
 
*
21:07 / 19.09.06
So what do you do when you find a joke or a meme that has something "dodgy" (which here means racist and/or heterosexist) in it? repost it as is, even though you think it's wrong, or come up with something more creative for those lines? Myself, I prefer the latter.

Suggestions, anyone?
 
 
Mirror
21:30 / 19.09.06
$590.60

Some of you are so pure

And some of you... wow.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:41 / 19.09.06
DM- strangers attacking you in the street

ok, $845.00 then
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:45 / 19.09.06
$325.

I have no idea what that is in real money *ducks*...
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:51 / 19.09.06
So what do you do when you find a joke or a meme that has something "dodgy" (which here means racist and/or heterosexist) in it?

I replace x with Bavarian. "Why did the Bavarian cross the road?", "What do Geoge W. Bavarian and a braindead toad have in common?", "Why does a Bavarian bleed once a month?", etc.
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
21:59 / 19.09.06
$490, with SUPER BONUS BOOST to $590 if being paid in goods for sex counts as receiving money. I'm a little miffed there wasn't a "had sex with someone 20 years older" option...

...always the population growing...

...is a bit eyeball rolling, yah.
 
 
Peek
22:00 / 19.09.06
Errrrm... Bavarian?

$150. I'm so dull.
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
22:01 / 19.09.06
Oh, go on, Mist, I'll bite. Why does a Bavarian bleed once a month?
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:20 / 19.09.06
They bite into their beerjug, because Bayern München lost to Arsenal or something? Just a guess, because as a Prussian, I´ll never understand the Bavarians and their weird Edward&Tubbs ways.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:34 / 19.09.06
Presumably Puerto Rican because it's a bit ethnic without being shockingly so.
 
 
Princess
22:34 / 19.09.06
$410, a bit low, but I am only 19.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
23:19 / 19.09.06
The friend who sent me this, I sent back what my $ amount was and his response: "This test has made me realize one thing. All of my female friends are apparently dirty, dirty girls."
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:22 / 19.09.06
Um.. I think I owe money?
 
  

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