Lateshift. Now with more...um...stuff.

00:16 / 17.06.06

New thread

00:16 / 17.06.06

How did the Nine-Page Rule come to be?

00:18 / 17.06.06

Y'know it's been so long I dont really recall. One of those 'great mysteries of the antients' that mankind was not meant to know. (unless somebody goes through the myriad of old lateshift threads and finds out.)

00:22 / 17.06.06

I'm almost tempted too, but I think that would all but worsen the headache.

Mourne Kransky

00:22 / 17.06.06

It was once upon a time a seven page rule. Keggers is just very lax.

00:22 / 17.06.06

What we do know, though, is that it's important.

We're not sure why.

00:25 / 17.06.06

I really need another laptop. I've had this one for more than six years, and I bought it used from someone who had it almost just as long. Anyone know anyone with an Apple 'book for sale?

00:38 / 17.06.06

It was never a seven page rule. Never. Never. Nope. Never.

00:40 / 17.06.06

Must we burn yet another heretic?

00:41 / 17.06.06

Sigh

I'll get the dryer lint and the gasoline. I feel like I just put it away.

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:45 / 17.06.06

If you put the shiny or the non-shiny side outwards, the aluminium salts give you Alzheimer's. I can't remember which, though.

00:49 / 17.06.06

Alright. The headache has now grown to epic proportions. It's time to close the 'top, hit the lights and try to decompress.

00:51 / 17.06.06

Best of luck with that, Bryan.

I believe its shiny side in as it reflect microwaves better and allow for a more even cooking.

00:53 / 17.06.06

Thanks, Keggers. 'Night, all.

01:14 / 17.06.06

So...one person leaves and this place becomes a ghost town?

01:15 / 17.06.06

I'm still here. Just busy.

01:20 / 17.06.06

What's new and exciting in the wonderfull world of the news/ect. ?

01:22 / 17.06.06

Yea, isn't it world baskball or something?

01:23 / 17.06.06

No silly, I read the news, its world snooker championship.

01:25 / 17.06.06

My dad once got in a fight with the Hurricane. Over a hat. Truth. Anyone beat that??

01:30 / 17.06.06

I once kicked Estelle Getty. Down the stairs of a hospital. Lie. Anyone beat that?

01:37 / 17.06.06

I once floated Jimmy Greaves on the stockmarket. He giggled like a child. Truth. It was way too much for me.

01:38 / 17.06.06

I have no idea who that is. Truth.

01:40 / 17.06.06

Actually, if i had another kid i'd like it to be like Jimmy Grieves. Tiny body, big head. Big Jimmy head with tache. Fab kid.

01:45 / 17.06.06

I was forced to google your Mr. Greaves. Thats 4 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

01:46 / 17.06.06

Well i don't know who Estelle Getty is.

This calls for a fight!!

Jimmy is wearing a cheqered shit.

01:50 / 17.06.06

01:55 / 17.06.06

A chequered SHIT???

What the fuck's HE been eating?

01:55 / 17.06.06

Saint and Greavsie are the natural conclusion and perfection of all natural and subnatural law. They are the epitomie of the Tao, the Yin/Yang, the Maat and the TRUTH. I can only hope that through your brief googling you have at least brushed upon some enlightenment. 4 Seconds can be enough.

Jake, Colossus of Clout

01:57 / 17.06.06

Hi, everyone.

01:58 / 17.06.06

No, google mentioned something about football and immeadiatly lost all interest.

02:02 / 17.06.06

A chequered SHIT???

What the fuck's HE been eating?

Greavsie is the Yang to The Saints Yin. He engages with all manner of transgressive practices, much like the Agora Tantrics. Shit is used liberally and without shame.

I think the chequered bit has to do with some football team he played with or something. There is obviously some hanging on of the ego.

02:03 / 17.06.06

Hi Jake!

Jake, Colossus of Clout

02:06 / 17.06.06

How is everybody this fine friday night? I hope you all have a drink in your hand.