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It's LATE! Is there a Doctor in the house? I don't care if it isn't his SHIFT!

 
  

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Saint Keggers
23:57 / 08.04.06
It would seem things are very RAAAAAR! for some strange reason.

No complaints so far.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:58 / 08.04.06
And you call yourself a pirate?
 
 
iamus
00:00 / 09.04.06
Yar.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:00 / 09.04.06
*looks at dessert wine*

I don't know what I am...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:01 / 09.04.06
Arrrr.


OH yar.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:02 / 09.04.06
Grr. I'm at work, and regretting the fact that I went to the pub for a few swift pints this afternoon.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:02 / 09.04.06
Which is better:

A) Treasure
or
B) Inconsequential crap.

If you answered A, You might be a Pirate
 
 
iamus
00:05 / 09.04.06
I got Resident Evil 4 the other day.

I'm more convinced than ever that every videogame library needs at least one up-to-date title that allows you to explode heads with shotguns.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:05 / 09.04.06
I need more booze
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:06 / 09.04.06
Ah, Resident Evil 4. Those were the days.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:07 / 09.04.06
I don't understand "a few swift pints" and especially "this afternoon".
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:08 / 09.04.06
If you answered

C) Gold

you are a Dwarf written by Terry Pratchett. Apologies.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:11 / 09.04.06
hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo. Bringing the pringles to the Late Shift I observe. What is better:

a) cheese

b) champagne.

If you answered b) champagne you are a character from Dynasty. The 1980's soap opera starring that woman.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:13 / 09.04.06
And what's wrong with Terry Pratchett?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:13 / 09.04.06
His hat, for starters.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:14 / 09.04.06
a) cheese.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:15 / 09.04.06
And what's wrong with Dynasty?

Do you mean Joan Collins or Linda Evans?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:18 / 09.04.06
Oh yeah,

Cheese and "Hi Nina!"
 
 
iamus
00:18 / 09.04.06
'Allo Nina!

Cheese and Champagne are perfectly complementary. Can't have one without the other. Like chalk and caviar.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:19 / 09.04.06
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:19 / 09.04.06
Lies! I don't like champagne. I like wine. Beautiful, beautiful wine...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:21 / 09.04.06
Red or white?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:22 / 09.04.06
Both.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:22 / 09.04.06
The pear wine is the equivalent of eating Berti Botts All Flavoured Beans. Its awefull, but it's so damn aweful you have to keep drinking out of disbelief.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 09.04.06
"This afternoon" actually meant Saturday afternoon. Hence me feeling shit now.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:23 / 09.04.06
I have even strayed in to the realm of medium priced wines, lately.
 
 
iamus
00:23 / 09.04.06
Aweful?

So it's dead good then?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:24 / 09.04.06
I mean over £3, by the way.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:25 / 09.04.06
Nope its downright horrid. If you could turn used q-tips and wood glue into a drink this would be it.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:25 / 09.04.06
Stoat! I just don't understand drinking on *any* afternoon and still, y'know, being conscious at this sort of time.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:27 / 09.04.06
Ah, I slept for a couple of hours before coming to work.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:28 / 09.04.06
I'm still baffled. Naps baffle me!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:30 / 09.04.06
I need a job.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:32 / 09.04.06
I need somebody to recognise my genius/brilliance/availability/desperation.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:34 / 09.04.06
Right now I need pretzels or beernuts or maybe i'll fry up some spicy italian sausage.

Speaking of Prachett, I bought The Art of Discworld. 60$ on sale for 19. Sweeet. I loves me a sale. And a sail. Im just so damn piraticle it hurts.
 
  

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