It's LATE! Is there a Doctor in the house? I don't care if it isn't his SHIFT!

03:35 / 02.05.06

Oddly enough, the more you drink in one session, the less crappy tasting it becomes.

03:36 / 02.05.06

More like grape juice and battery acid.

(with a lil bit of the P)

03:37 / 02.05.06

Oddly enough, the more you drink in one session, the less crappy tasting it becomes.
The crappy wine, not pee. I've never really drank pee.

03:46 / 02.05.06

I did once. I was trapped in a cave in for 2 weeks. Well not really a cave in but rather an school tour of some caverns. And it wasnt really two weeks but rather half an hour. Come to think of it, I dont think it was really pee. But Im sure it was in a styrofoam cup. And really, when it gets right down to it, isn't that what really matters? Really.

03:52 / 02.05.06

That post started with me all bug eyed about a cool survival story, and my eyes getting smaller as the 2 weeks turned into a half hour. My friend crazy Joe Vaughn drink his own pee before, and his dad started yelling at him for being an idiot. Joe kept responding with "What?! It taste like apple juice! What!? It taste like apple juice!"

03:55 / 02.05.06

Well you gotta expect that kind of behaviour when you name your kid Crazy. I mean really! That father should just shut the hell up!. Its all his fault anyway. I doubt LeGod Joe Vaughn would drink his own urine.

04:03 / 02.05.06

hahaha, leGod sounds like a xtian electro band.

04:13 / 02.05.06

Well Im heading off to bed. G'night JD!

04:21 / 02.05.06

Night kegs, hope you feel ok in the morning.

04:37 / 02.05.06

Hey, all!

I'm still high on the Johnny Damon humilation from Fenway earlier.

I did a little dance.

I love everyone right now. How's things?

06:03 / 02.05.06

Apparently things are dead.

What happened to all my late-night U.S. drunkards? It's only midnight in L.A., you bastards!

07:06 / 02.05.06

Hello? It's 4:06am florida time.

07:15 / 02.05.06

Heh. It's 4:15 Maine time. Z'appenin'?

07:21 / 02.05.06

Thinking about putting on a movie and going night night.

07:25 / 02.05.06

Sounds like a passable fan. As a New Englander, the joygasm from the Sox win will not let me sleep for some time, even with the massive quantities of alcohol I've consumed. I may just sit back and listen to Tom Waits and bask in the absolute rightness of it all.

O joyous day!

07:26 / 02.05.06

Fucking hell. I meant "plan", not "fan".

More booze.

07:27 / 02.05.06

Baseball is sooooo boring to watch. I guess you gotta be from a baseball town.

07:31 / 02.05.06

Oh, come on!!!

It's fucking great!

No artificial time limits! No running down the clock! It's a democratic sport! Everybody gets their shot! And anyone can excel, fat, muscley, skinny, short, tall, sane, lunatic, whatever...

And Boston (and by extension all of New England except for Connecticut) is the baseball town.

I do love basketball, too, considering I grew up with the Bird Celtics.

It's the appeal of football that eludes me.

07:36 / 02.05.06

Everybody gets their shot! And anyone can excel, fat, muscley, skinny, short, tall, sane, lunatic, whatever...
I'll give ya that, some of those guys are in no better shape than professional bowlers.

I also like the basketball, and the Larry Bird era was the best. Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Larry Bird, bad boy Pistons. Don't have cable now, and have been working most weekends so I haven't had a chance to catch any of the playoffs. How's the playoff picture looking?

07:47 / 02.05.06

I'll let that nasty bowler comment slide for now...

Lakers are beating the Suns 3-1, which sucks for me, because I hate Kobe sososo much, and think Steve Nash is the greatest thing since sliced bread...

The Mavericks already eliminated the Grizzlies. Hooray Mark Cuban!

The Clippers beat the Nuggets to advance... That's right. The fucking Clippers are in the second round of the playoffs since before I was born...

The Kings and Spurs are tied at 2-2 (Boring)...

The Heat and the Bulls are also tied at 2-2- Shaq Daddy should be ashamed of himself.

Detroit is 3-1 on Milwaukee, so that one is over. Detroit is nasty.

The Nets and the Pacers are 2-2. New Jersey and Indiana? Ugh. At least New Jersey is fun to watch.

And, finally, Mr. Hype LeBron James is tied with Washington 2-2. Go Washington.

07:53 / 02.05.06

Wow. Weird playoffs. I hate Kobe too. And yes, the Spurs are the most boring team to ever step on the basketball court. Go Miami I guess.