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Snakes On A Plane

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:34 / 01.08.06
I intend to see it with a whole bunch of people (I've pretty much organised a Carry On-style work outing for it) and very, very drunk indeed.

The quality of the film will be utterly irrelevant. It's gonna be a fucking ace day out. (And it'll be afternoon on a Monday, so there shouldn't be any other cinemagoers for us to piss off. Everyone's a winner!)

There will be cheering. And much crying of "FUCK YEAH!!!"

Even if it's rubbish. It'll be GREAT.
 
 
Brigade du jour
13:37 / 02.08.06
Stoatie, I couldn't have put all that better myself.
 
 
constant reader
14:02 / 03.08.06

Step to the white courtesy phone for a message from Sam Jackson.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
12:28 / 07.08.06
Video for 'Snakes on the Brain', the end credits song by my old schoolmate Larry Klein.
 
 
Catjerome
04:24 / 08.08.06
Stoatie, I don't know where your cinema is - watch out for going in the afternoon, because my friends and I did that for *X-Men 2*, thinking we'd be nearly alone, but we ended up surrounded by irritating teenagers who'd finished school for the afternoon. Arrrrgh! So frustrating.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:59 / 10.08.06
One week and a few hours to go before major serpentine coolness is unleashed upon us in mid-flight...
 
 
uncle retrospective
20:50 / 11.08.06
It's amazing. All your snakes are belong to us.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:19 / 11.08.06
Vibe does not seem to be that positive.

I saw the teaser two times today packed with 600 movie lovers at the Fantasy Filmfest, and almost no reaction from the crowd, who should be the main target for this film. The teaser didn´t show much, though. Two or three snakes and SJ.
 
 
Tim Tempest
05:59 / 18.08.06
I just got back from the premiere. This movie was badass. But now I'm tired, so, more tomorrow.

All I can say is just. go. see it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:04 / 18.08.06
Thinking of the "all your snakes are belong to us" link, I'm amazed that Google is showing no results for "snakes on a plane ate my balls".
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:22 / 18.08.06
Ok, the muthafuckin' flick is muthafuckin' on! Reviews?
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:39 / 18.08.06
Here is a link to a thread of posters from rotten tomatoes. Sounds really good. Don´t be afraid of spoilers and read this, the crowd goes wild, it´s the new "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Except, people don´t throw flour or rice, they throw snakes that glow in the dark!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:14 / 19.08.06
The Guardian quite like it...
 
 
aluhks SMASH!
19:20 / 19.08.06
i realize that i haven't posted in a while but i do read this board quite often. When i saw the snakes on a plane thread i felt the need to say that Snakes on Plane is quite possibly the best cult film that has come out in years. That's what it is though-a cult film. Which is great if you like that sort of thing. I would not be surprised if people started coming up with standard shout backs like they have for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I recomend that everyone see this movie with as many friends as possible. It is most assuredly the most fun i've had at a movie in a long time.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:53 / 19.08.06
That's what I want, aluhks! I'm glad that's how it seems to be (and glad you enjoyed it)...

As I said upthread, I intend to go with a whole bunch of people after drinking a whole bunch of booze. Sounds perfect!

Put it this way... if it even LOOKS like it "works on many levels", or "raises issues", or ANYTHING along those lines, I'm gonna demand my money back.
 
 
semioticrobotic
11:22 / 20.08.06
If by "works on many levels" you mean "portrays snake bites in various uncomfortable bodily locations," and by "raises issues" you mean "tosses epithets at reptiles," then you might want to ask for a refund.

Caught it yesterday afternoon. What a great time. And of course, I laughed my scales off at just about everything. My only regret was that the theater during my showing wasn't full at all. I was one of (probably) 15 people viewing those snakes on that plane. Moral of the story: If you're going to see this movie, BYO crowd. I'm sure the laughs are heartier with more bodies in the seats.

Like aluhks says, we've got a genuine cult classic on our hands, here.
 
 
bio k9
15:16 / 20.08.06
I had a great time.

I just wish I'd brought a rubber snake to throw at the people in front of us.
 
 
Ticker
14:27 / 21.08.06
does what it says on the box!
had a great time cheering and jumping about with a group of gamer dorks. One even brought a drop down oxygen mask which was very silly.
Yes great cult movie to shriek and laugh and stomp thine feets to.


*******SPOILER**********




my favorite was the anaconda, which for the record is not poisonous but FABULOUS!!!!!

****END SPOILER********
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:17 / 22.08.06
Serpentes on a Shippe!
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
09:31 / 22.08.06
That's the best blog ever.

best

blog

ever
 
 
Ticker
12:05 / 22.08.06
agreed.

best

blog

ever!
 
 
Tabitha Tickletooth
10:15 / 24.08.06
Saw it last night and thought it absolutely rocked. Sets up all the stereotyped characters nicely for the plane. Didn't make you wait too long for snake biting action - and what wonderfully graphic, grim action some of that is.

Samuel L Jackson is perfection. My favourite bit? Gotta be the spork line. But hey, that's probably just me.

The snakes are ace. The film-makers recognise that story is secondary and pretty much dispense with anything but the most basic suspense/action driven plot almost immediately. I was slightly bemused about why they bothered to follow the 'on the ground' story - almost felt like it had been part of a more narrative-driven film that didn't turn out to be the film they made but they kept some of it in anyway.

You should go so see this film. All of you. Provided your expectations are that it will be snakes on a plane, I cannot possibly see how you would be less than utterly delighted with what you get. It's just so much fun, dammit.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:01 / 28.08.06
WOW.

There were snakes.

They were on a plane.

And there was a spork joke.

It fucking ruled.

(I feel any kind of critical analysis is doomed to failure- one of the guys I went to see it with takes lectures in film, and started trying to analyse the movie as we came out... but gave up after about thirty seconds, and just concluded that it rocked).
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:05 / 31.08.06
I have to wait one more week! Now, how to spend my time til then? How about...


That is real merchandise, btw.
 
 
Sniv
10:03 / 31.08.06
What's next? Snakes on a ladder?
 
 
Brigade du jour
13:40 / 31.08.06
Wow, it was actually quite good. Not just 'so bad it's good' (nor, indeed, so bad it's gone past being good and back to bad again, to paraphrase Enid Coleslaw) - actually not a bad movie. As my mate I went to see it with said, it's a Ronseal movie - it does what it says on the tin.

On a few hours' reflection, though, it looks to me almost like two movies spliced together: 1. The attempt at a compact, tense thriller. Plot full of complications, at least vaguely convincing acting, etc. 2. The massive ball of delicious cheese as re-shot and re-edited under the influence of a couple of hundred thousand internet geeks like us here at Barbelith. The awkward shifts in tone between will probably be more obvious on repeated viewings. Which there shall be, oh yes, there shall be!

PS I took some rubber snakes into the auditorium but chickened out of hiding them under the seats because a guy walked in right behind us, and there were quite a few people in there already, and ... ok, I'm a coward, get off my back.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:17 / 31.08.06
WUSS!!!

(incidentally, Mr Brigade, I meant to text you Monday morning to tell you we were going, but I fell asleep instead).

Basically, it's a 70s disaster movie, innit? Of a type that nobody's actually been able to do since the 70s. Only, y'know, with snakes.

TEH R0xx0R!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:09 / 01.09.06
This Daily Show clip's pretty motherfuckin' sweet, too.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
05:44 / 03.04.07
So, quick question: was it all we had hoped for?
 
 
bjacques
11:51 / 03.04.07
Remembering it makes me smile. Few movies do that. The writing was better than you'd expect and it had the matriarch from 2001 Maniacs. It looks like they all had fun making it. Definitely the feel-good snake movie of the year!
 
 
FinderWolf
13:16 / 03.04.07
It was basically a fun, clever B-movie, with no pretentions of being anything otherwise. What was funny was that it was a B-movie with a mainstream Hollywood budget...and followed all the B-movie/horror/action movie tropes, to a T. (stock characters/types, nudity/gore where the genre calls for it, gruesome ridiculous deaths, etc.) Overall, well worth checking out and having fun, making fun of it, and so on. The build-up to the film made it almost impossible for the movie to be as good as anyone wanted it to be.
 
  

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