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Snakes On A Plane

 
  

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Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
09:21 / 20.03.06
Trailer

So uh...yeah. That really is the title. Snakes On A Plane.

When I heard about it over at Overcompensating, I thought it was just a joke. But no, it's a real movie and it's really called Snakes On A Plane.

Wait, this is probably some new internet joke that I'm not getting. I'm not expected to take it very seriously, am I? Just picture Samuel L. Jackson saying "Snakes on a muthafuckin plane! Not a GOTT DAMN thing you can do about it!" and tell me there isn't something funny about that.

Anyway, it's got a release date and everything, so maybe it's real. I dunno. Samuel L. trapped on a plane. With snakes. And a siamese cat.
 
 
Jack Fear
11:15 / 20.03.06
Oh, it gets better.

Snakes On A Plane was never meant to be the final title. It was a working title, a log-line, something to slap on the front page of the screenplay until it was tweaked and massaged and packaged for mass consumption.

Then Sam Jackson sees the script, laughs at the title: why not? It's a great title, in a way. Truth in advertising. Does what it says on the tin, as our British cousins would have it. So Sam gets on board, knowing damn well that this shit wasn't Shakespeare—but hey, the man's got to make rent, right? Figures it'll be a hoot.

And it is. He has a good time making the picture. And then the studio gets ready to release it under the final title Pacific Air 121.

But Sam is not going for that. Sam understands the marketplace.

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! ... We’re totally changing that [title] back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Interviewer: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.


Words to live by.

You know, there's this tradition that, when films get released in foreign markets, their titles get changed—not just literally translated, but actually retitled, usually to something simple and descriptive. Brokeback Mountain was famously pirated in Turkey as faggot Cowboys, for instance. It happens with films coming to the english-speaking market, too: though its original title in Mandarin translates as "The Lovers," the distributors felt that House Of Flying Daggers would be an easier sell to Anglophones.

The genius of Snakes On A Plane is that it's irreducible. There's no way to mistranslate, misrepresent, or obfuscate. It's snakes. On a plane. And you either want to see that, or you don't.

As the sage Nigel Tufnel once said, there's a fine line between clever and stupid. Snakes On A Plane is a title that rides that line to glory.

And look at the last shots of that trailer: motherfucking snake is reaching for the controls. Snakes are flying the motherfucking plane, man. It gets no better.

Yes.
 
 
Forced into this conversation
12:45 / 20.03.06
Actually the original title for "House of Flying Daggers" is "Ambushed from 10 Sides". I think it was to be released as "Lovers" in Japan, but I´m not sure.

Not that it matters. Let´s get back to the snakes.
 
 
Forced into this conversation
12:53 / 20.03.06
Did you say they are ON the plane??
 
 
Jack Fear
12:59 / 20.03.06
The snakes are, indeed, on the plane.

Note, however, that in this case "On" is used in the colloquial sense, meaning "In." It's not a plane sitting on the ground, with its exterior draped with snakes, rendering all attempts to enter or exit the aircraft INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

Which might be an awesome movie in its own way. But they'll have to come up with a different title, because SNAKES ON A PLANE is already taken.

or wait... maybe... I smell sequel: SNAKES ON A PLANE 2: SNAKES ACTUALLY ON, RATHER THAN IN, A PLANE!
 
 
Dead Megatron
13:49 / 20.03.06
How about this title for the sequel: SNAKES ALL OVER THE DAMN PLANE
 
 
MissLenore
15:16 / 20.03.06
/possible threadrot

Snakes On A Plane: The Comic
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:17 / 20.03.06
Will there be a contemplative musical number in the middle of the show (for the burgeoning South Asian market), in which the snakes sing a melancholy chorus of:

I'm on a plane,
I can't complain,
I'm on a plane...
 
 
CameronStewart
16:06 / 20.03.06
For the sequel, do you think they'll change the location, or the threat? SNAKES ON A TRAIN, or TIGERS ON A PLANE?
 
 
Jack Fear
16:28 / 20.03.06
Oh, the location, certainly. The snakes are what make it all work. And that way, Jackson (should he return for the sequel, and really—why on earth wouldn't he?) can recycle his catch-phrase: "I have had it with these snakes!"

Once more with feeling!
 
 
Dead Megatron
16:39 / 20.03.06
SNAKES ON A TOILET SEAT

SNAKES ON A PIZZA PLACE

SNAKES ON THE WHITE HOUSE

SNAKES ON A SNAKE PIT (oh, wait...)

SNAKES ON A OASIS SHOW

SNAKES ON THE VATICAN

SNAKES ON A S.U.V.

SNAKES ON A CORN FIELD... WITH CHILDREN

SNAKES ON STARBUCKS

SNAKES ON A REAL LIVE TIGER

SNAKES ON A DISNEY MOVIE WITH A FOX FOR NEMESIS

SNAKES ON A SCHOOL

SNAKES ON SNAKE PLISSKEN

SNAKES ON THE MAIL

Pick your favorite...
 
 
Aertho
18:03 / 20.03.06
You can't just have the snakes arbitrarily put on some location... it has to encompass and amplify the absurdity of the original. Like Airplane 2.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:09 / 20.03.06
ok then, SNAKES ON A SPACE SUTTLE TO THE MOON
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:10 / 20.03.06
My friend went to Buttnumbathon in Austin and came back with some sweet hilarious swag for Snakes on A Plane. The movie hasn't even been released yet and already it's become a verbal virus.

"Hey man, how was your day?"

"It was snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a motherfuckin' plane."
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:34 / 20.03.06
Interviewer: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.


Well, I can't deny it. But one can understand why I had a hard time taking it seriously. It's like something you'd expect to see on the Sci-Fi channel.

I think I will probably see this, and treat it the same way I treat all of Sam Jackson's movies. I pretend Jackson plays the same character in all his movies, and that character can not believe what a fucked up life he has had.

All I need is to hear Jackson say "I'm getting too old for this shit" and the illusion is complete.

Snakes. On a muthafuckin plane.
 
 
■
22:23 / 20.03.06
I do not like them on a plane,
I would not like them in a train,
I do not like Green Snakes in coach,
I do not like them, Sam the man.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:35 / 21.03.06
This is quite nice.
 
 
This Sunday
11:36 / 21.03.06
Just like 'The Death of Two Honorable Men' tells us a lot more than 'The Killer', so too, 'Snakes on a Plane' tells you everything you need to know in the most efficient way possible. And it keeps those who aren't going to enjoy it from even bothering.
 
 
FinderWolf
17:53 / 21.03.06
God bless whoever came up with Snakes on A Plane. And God bless Samuel L. for not allowing them to change the title.

Amen.
 
 
Andria
18:58 / 21.03.06
I actually read the title of this movie (Snakes On A Plane!) on the back of a DVD case today. I forgot in exactly what context it was - probably something such as "starring blah blah who stars in upcoming movie Snakes On A Plane" or something.

For some reasons, none of my friends seem quite as excited about this movie as I am, no matter how many times I repeat the phrase "Snakes on a muthafuckin plane!" to them.

I need new friends.
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:32 / 22.03.06
"Snakes on a muthafuckin' plane" should have been the name of the movie.
 
 
This Sunday
02:29 / 22.03.06
In some country, in some language, this will be released as something translating literally to: Snakes on a Muthafuckin' Plane.

And this will be the greatest snake movie of all time. Until the sequal where they get a huge budget and have Clint Eastwood team up with Jackson. On Air Force One. Fulla snakes. With bombs.

Actually, let's leave the title alone, thus making the second film, 'Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on a Muthafucken Plane!'
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:08 / 22.03.06
Except in Turkey, where it's renamed to 'the gay snakes film'.
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
19:21 / 22.03.06
Ahem. The Wikipedia entry describes the meme (Yes, Barbe-readers, Snakes On A Plane is officially Grant Morrison-centric) of Snakes On A Plane, with many lovely images.
 
 
MJ-12
21:18 / 22.03.06
Snakes on Planes, Trains and Automobiles
 
 
A fall of geckos
12:32 / 23.03.06


Apparently they've re-called actors for a five day re-shoot. Not because there were problems with the film, but to “make it more hardcore” because of the internet buzz.

And they shot a scene where Jackson utters the line that fans have demanded.
"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"
 
 
matthew.
12:56 / 23.03.06
Ah you beat me to posting that.

I like how it's the medical symbol.

 
 
matthew.
12:59 / 23.03.06
By the way, Stoatie's user name right now is fucking fantastic. You beat me to that too, Stoats on a Plane.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:59 / 23.03.06
>> And they shot a scene where Jackson utters the line that fans have demanded:

"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"

Glorious.
 
 
Spaniel
15:23 / 23.03.06
This is going to be the best film classic ever
 
 
doyoufeelloved
18:00 / 23.03.06
So do you think that, if we virally-market the film by changing our usernames en masse to some version of "____ On A Plane," we can get comped tickets to the premiere?

I call "Love On A Plane."
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:10 / 23.03.06
Or an at best mediocre film that has no chance of living up to its hype/meme/koan aspect and leaves us all feeling a little disappointed and nostalgic for the time before the movie was released and we were all just excited by the name.

I'd like to believe the former, though. I like Sam.

Snakes On A Plane merchandise

 
 
FinderWolf
19:46 / 23.03.06
ahahahahahaHAAHAHHAHAAA - I *LOVE* that T-shirt!!

CNN joins the SoaP buzzfest!!!
 
 
PatrickMM
20:47 / 23.03.06
There's definitely no way the film can live up to the hype, but I think in this case, most people aren't expecting a good movie, the trailer indicates something so ridiculous it could be enjoyable as a curiosity. Ultimately, I think the real achievement of the film is its title, and regardless of how the film turns out,it's done something bold and groundbreaking for cinema.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
01:16 / 24.03.06
From the article:

The audio bit (this refers to an online parody) uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother------- snakes off the mother------- plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.

Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded.

Those involved with the film said the reshoots weren't prompted by fans but rather by the existing footage that already was a hairline into R territory. Within the studio, the thinking was, "We're already going to get an R, why not go all the way?" But the filmmakers do concede that the Jackson line will be in the movie for the sake of the fans.


Awww, that was nice. Way to go, internet! I'm curious as to how they'll inject more nudity into a movie titled "Snakes On A Plane".

Jackson: I want these muthafuckin' snakes off the muthafuckin'--why the fuck are you naked?

Naked Flight Attendant: [shrugs]
 
  

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