I'm a condiment fiend, too - poor Loomis spends ages crafting delightful dinners and then looks pained as I slather ketchup, mustard and salad cream over it.
At the moment, from memory, we have Dijon mustard, two kinds of flavoured French mustard (one is a l'estragon, can't remember the other, but it's pink) and French's American squeezy mustard.
Then there's salad dressing which I don't like but haven't thrown out, HP sauce, Heinz ketchup, Tesco's low fat salad cream (cause it's vegan), egg free mayonnaise, branston pickle, mango pickle ... and my brain is running out. I'm sure there's more there, if I could just mentally move the Branston a bit over on the shelf, but it won't budge.
And I loooove Edinburgh chippie sauce. |