YOU! SHIFT ME ALL NIGHT LONG!

00:47 / 25.02.06

I'm going for Balblair. It's a very burny single malt, and I'm a man who likes his malts burny.

00:47 / 25.02.06

I'll join you in some of that *spits* water, Stoat.

Look what's become of us.

00:49 / 25.02.06

I have water too.

And beer.

And crisps.

And a peanut butter sammich.

The water's probably more of a "bedside table, tomorrow morning" deal.

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00:50 / 25.02.06

You know what, Mel, You just suggested a venue for a meet. Will post tomorrow. Probably time for mr to give up for the night. The music has clicked on to Pale Saints, which is never a good sign.

00:52 / 25.02.06

I don't understand people who (can) have alcohol around the house. It's sort of a baffling concept to me.

If I had a bottle of whisky I'd be fearful all the time.

00:53 / 25.02.06

Night cube.

As I opened my mouth to consume, I just noticed my sammich is mouldy. This is shite.

00:54 / 25.02.06

Yeah, pup's good. Great, in fact. Doesn't seem to get any less cute even though she gets bigger. It's really weird.

I can actually have booze around the house now... for years it was too dangerous. Unfortunately I'm currently at work. And my booze is miles away.

00:55 / 25.02.06

Aieee! I hate that feeling.

And sometimes, you just pick the bits off and try and carry on... and sometimes you think "If I get rid of the bad bits and toast it..." But it never works. Ick.

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00:57 / 25.02.06

Baffles me, too. I'm having trouble working my way through the long-lasting wreckage of a party a month ago. Normally booze has a one-day shelf-life. For the good of my health, I will never host another party.

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00:57 / 25.02.06

Anyway, night all.

01:04 / 25.02.06

I'm working my way through the scary go round archives (read Bobbins aaaaaages ago, but never moved on to this). It's really good. More charming than it is funny though. I love the art.

You can tell that John Allison likes his male characters, but he loves his female ones.

01:04 / 25.02.06

Night, cubester.

01:17 / 25.02.06

To bed must I go! Night chums.

01:21 / 25.02.06

G'night.

Anyone still there?

01:27 / 25.02.06

I'm still about. For a wee bit anyhow.

You know what's pissing me off?

I bought an 300gb external drive the other month and moved all my iTunes library onto it. It's great 'cause I can hold a lot more music, but unless I'm sitting in the one place in my room I can't listen to any of it.

It sucks!

I mean it totally compares with the plight of starving African children. It's at least equal to the breadth and depth of Billy Corgan's angst.

01:44 / 25.02.06

Perhaps we should organise a telethon.

01:51 / 25.02.06

Five million people phoning in, telling me to peel my arse off my bed and into a chair one foot away?

Aye. Why not.

Jack Denfeld

01:54 / 25.02.06

Sup.

01:56 / 25.02.06

Hey, Jack.

Jack Denfeld

01:57 / 25.02.06

Nada, watching these Russian ice skaters.

02:07 / 25.02.06

I'm just reading newspapers and stuff. Y'know. the usual.

03:14 / 25.02.06

I feel dirty.
Well, It's really too late and I couldn't possibly but...
Shift me.

03:15 / 25.02.06

And my legs hurt.

03:16 / 25.02.06

I'm just chuckling away at this...

What goes 'Oooooooooooo'?

A cow with no lips.

Which is one of Lulas' from this joke thread

And i can't think of a more perfect joke than that. I am so trying to keep that in my head for the point when i will next get to remember a joke. Unfortunatly i have the memory of a spud.

03:21 / 25.02.06

Ghadis, should I drink more?

If the answer is "yes" surely you are wise.

But if the answer is "no" you can be my special friend.

03:23 / 25.02.06

And my legs hurt.

03:24 / 25.02.06

I'm going to have a cigarette now. Will keep everyone updated on my actions but otherwise continue with your lives.

03:25 / 25.02.06

Well you can drink more but you aint havin none of my secret pop! Which at the moment is a mixture of red wine, lemsip and absinthe. an a special ingeregiant

03:26 / 25.02.06

what the fuck is wrong with your legs?

i can do handstands...watch...

10:38 / 25.02.06

Ah, sorry for flaking ghadis! Went to the kitchen for aforementioned cigarette and collapsed in alcoholical heap.

10:38 / 25.02.06

And my head hurts.

10:40 / 25.02.06

Your head hurts!...You should have seen that handstand!

10:51 / 25.02.06

Did you fall? I find handstanding while drunk is a preamble to funny injury. Was there much pain?

(My legs hurt because I had to walk a mile before I saw a taxi)

I am bedraggled.